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Like everyone else I'm disconcerted about the idea of renting out a hospital floor. However, also consider that this hospital just received 1.3 million dollars in cash which can be repurposed for helping actually needy people who deserve it. If the hospital had notice and was able to pull this off without anyone dying (and I'm pretty sure we'd hear about it if someone did), then it's no more than a slightly disturbing precedent with a silver lining.

If they did, they should've told employees ahead of time alternate, fast routes to their patients if possible or not allow them to bar the fourth floor from entry like they did.

From the article:
"After 11 p.m., even doctors and nurses were barred from entering the fourth floor, prompting one doc to complain that he had patients to see."
Thats pretty fucked up.
 
i wanted to board the hate train but its already left the station, arrived at its destination and is now moving onwards

im not surprised, money can get you anything today.

if somebody ends up dying the blame will go to the hospital, they'll come out totally unscathed
 
The hospital allowed it, so I would assume that floor was available to be bought out without creating a capacity problem.

The privacy thing is interesting, but understandable. In a strange way, I actually respect Jay-Z and Beyoncé for doing their best to not make a spectacle out of every damned thing and making sure they have as much control as possible over what gets out to the media.
 
Blame the hospital not jay-z. Probably inquired if this was possible and the hospital said yes. Them saying yes implies they can still handle all of their patients without needing that floor, and can make the appropriate changes to make it work. Meanwhile they can have their kid without uncontrolled leaks to the press. They have always been a pretty private couple considering their superstar status. It's cuz they keep their shit private, and I have respect for that.

Now if the hospital heads saw only dollar signs, and patients get harmed by this, then it is their fault entirely. But the request is not ridiculous if the people in charge agree and say they can do it.
 
Blame the hospital not jay-z. Probably inquired if this was possible and the hospital said yes. Them saying yes implies they can still handle all of their patients without needing that floor, and can make the appropriate changes to make it work. Meanwhile they can have their kid without uncontrolled leaks to the press. They have always been a pretty private couple considering their superstar status. It's cuz they keep their shit private, and I have respect for that.

Now if the hospital heads saw only dollar signs, and patients get harmed by this, then it is their fault entirely. But the request is not ridiculous if the people in charge agree and say they can do it.
Buy you a draaaank?
 
ifs its legal to rent a hospital and if both parities agreed to a deal, i dont see a problem with this. i would do the same thing if i had the money
 
So apparently some news site has a video of Beyonce in NY the next day hoppin into a car like its nothing.

This chick is weird as the fucks.

Like I said in the other Beyonce Preggos thread
Here's the twist

Beyonce is actually pregnant with Nas' kid; when Jay and Bey are in the delivery room and the kid is born and Jay realizes the kid doesn't look like him. Nas will pop out from behind the curtains and scream "YOU JUST GOT ETHERED.......AGAIN!!! YOU LEFT CONDOMS IN MY BABYSEAT?! SON I LEFT SEEDS IN YOUR WIFE LOLOLOMAO!!!" then he starts playing "Made You Look" and walks out all calm.
 
:lol What are you talking about and what does this have to do with them renting the whole floor of a hospital?

The thread isn't just about the renting of the hospital floor. I was responding to the other discussion about the conspiracy theory of Beyonce actually faking her pregnancy. These are at least some of the comments I was responding to.

It's a fake baby, though, right?

Ingrid Jackson is just the name of her surrogate.

Based on what we've seen of the pregnancy so far, I assume this means that her surrogate is in labor.

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guys she's literally in the delivery room
with her surrogate
right now!

Thought it was semi-confirmed she's not actually pregnant.

It was only confirmed she had a prosthetic bump.

Mysteriously bending hospital, entire floor on lockdown, YEAH NOTHING SUSPICIOUS

She was at the Victoria Secret Show and she put on some serious pounds, don't know why everyones saying she has a surrogate or something when she looks a lot fatter now.

I wonder how much the surrogate got paid?

It's a fake baby, though, right?

Ingrid Jackson is just the name of her surrogate.

Based on what we've seen of the pregnancy so far, I assume this means that her surrogate is in labor.

ZCz8l.jpg

guys she's literally in the delivery room
with her surrogate
right now!

Thought it was semi-confirmed she's not actually pregnant.

It was only confirmed she had a prosthetic bump.

Mysteriously bending hospital, entire floor on lockdown, YEAH NOTHING SUSPICIOUS

She was at the Victoria Secret Show and she put on some serious pounds, don't know why everyones saying she has a surrogate or something when she looks a lot fatter now.

I wonder how much the surrogate got paid?

That does indeed look suspicious. Though it's not like I'm some pregnancy expert.

Looking forward to her interview in a month and "how she got her body back so quickly"

It's a fake baby, though, right?

Ingrid Jackson is just the name of her surrogate.

Based on what we've seen of the pregnancy so far, I assume this means that her surrogate is in labor.

ZCz8l.jpg

guys she's literally in the delivery room
with her surrogate
right now!

Thought it was semi-confirmed she's not actually pregnant.

It was only confirmed she had a prosthetic bump.

Mysteriously bending hospital, entire floor on lockdown, YEAH NOTHING SUSPICIOUS

She was at the Victoria Secret Show and she put on some serious pounds, don't know why everyones saying she has a surrogate or something when she looks a lot fatter now.

I wonder how much the surrogate got paid?

That does indeed look suspicious. Though it's not like I'm some pregnancy expert.

Looking forward to her interview in a month and "how she got her body back so quickly"

Lol at this charade. I hope they are paying their surrogate well.

So I don't follow celebrity news, but why are people speculating or stating that her pregnancy is a charade ?



I haven't been following this... why didn't she just come clean about using a surrogate from the start? Who gives a shit?
 
I don't get it... so she's that committed to this charade / lie? What's so bad about just saying you're getting a surrogate ?
 
Are you stupid? Do you think the people that run the hospital don't know what they're doing?

Are you stupid? Do you think the people that run the hospital don't know what they're doing?

"After 11 p.m., even doctors and nurses were barred from entering the fourth floor, prompting one doc to complain that he had patients to see."
 
Honestly, with all this drama, why didn't they just use a midwife or have the medical team come to their home? It would have been infinitely cheaper and just as professional.

Just hire 1 emergency physician (in case of the totally unexpected), 1 Obstetrician, and 2 or 3 nurses and tell them to bring their shit.

Unless there is a concern that she may need a c-section (she certainly shouldn't), it would have cost maybe what? $6k in cash at the most? $10k if they want to give a generous tip? They probably spent $100,000 renting out an entire hospital floor.
 
dis shit cray

Honestly, with all this drama, why didn't they just use a midwife or have the medical team come to their home? It would have been infinitely cheaper and just as professional.

Just hire 1 emergency physician (in case of the totally unexpected), 1 Obstetrician, and 2 or 3 nurses and tell them to bring their shit.

Unless there is a concern that she may need a c-section (she certainly shouldn't), it would have cost maybe what? $6k in cash at the most? $10k if they want to give a generous tip? They probably spent $100,000 renting out an entire hospital floor.

She had a c-section.
 
Shit makes no sense. I imagine getting a handful of doctors and all the necessary equipment delivered to their home would have been a lot cheaper and more sensible than renting out an entire corridor.

My head is full of fuck
 
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