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[s7evn]

Did the artist copy and paste cherry pie into the cape?

I don't think that's cherry pie...

 

[Interfectum]

Thread destroyed. Time to lock this one up it seems.

 

[Zomba13]

I had quoted the pony picture posted earlier to comment that it looks like a recoloured Rarity (a pony in the cartoon) but then I scrolled down on the post reply screen (to see the last however many posts) and saw a bunch of Mass Effect porn.
Now, I have text-2-image (a firefox plugin) for when I browse some forums that don't have the image stuff, so I can see images without going through the links.
I guess I need to disable it in Mass Effect threads.

WTF is up with you guys posting that shit?

 

[Atilac]

Errrm..... Isn't that against Evilore's new indeceny policies?

placed an appropriate warning. Its the one Brobzoid said to google for.

 

[ampere]

placed an appropriate warning. Its the one Brobzoid said to google for.

Putting a NSFW warning doesn't protect you from mod action if they deem it inappropriate, just a heads up

 

[KarmaCow]

Errrm..... Isn't that against Evilore's new indeceny policies?

This thread is already doomed. Ya'll are fucked.


Wait shit.

 

[Atilac]

Putting a NSFW warning doesn't protect you from mod action if they deem it inappropriate, just a heads up

 

[SteveWinwood]

Errrm..... Isn't that against Evilore's new indeceny policies?

It's against everyone's policy for everything.

 

[WickedLaharl]

I don't think that's cherry pie...

is it wrong that that pic disturbs me the most? i guess it's because i can't really tell what that capes background is.

 

[Bisnic]

:lol Like I said, real penises don't work that way. Otherwise it's very tame compared to some of the furry/Mass Effect porn I've seen.

That still doesnt tell me what you mean by "doesnt work that way". Like i said, i cant look at the pic right now, so im just curious. Is it drawn like if it was a tail or something worse?

 

[Jarmel]

Back on topic, what Bioware should do is split the forum into two. One for serious discussion and normal people and another forum for the crazies.

 

[Tron 2.0]

That still doesnt tell me what you mean by "doesnt work that way". Like i said, i cant look at the pic right now, so im just curious. Is it drawn like if it was a tail or something worse?

The penises are emerging out of a gaping, vagina-like hole from their stomachs.

 

[A Human Becoming]

EDIT: Removed. Too crazy

Too late...

 

[The Technomancer]

http://i.somethingawful.com/u/garbageday/2011/weekend_web/bioware/vday.png[IMG]

What the hell?![/QUOTE]
Yeah, I knew girls in high-school who would say things like "nervous and hides in a tree-stump"

 

[Atilac]

Back on topic, what Bioware should do is split the forum into two. One for serious discussion and normal people and another forum for the crazies.

Crazy people won't stay among themselves in other words

 

[KingDizzi]

EDIT: Removed. Too crazy

Too late bruh, why remove the awesome though?

Putting a NSFW warning doesn't protect you from mod action if they deem it inappropriate, just a heads up

Fucks the problem here? Snuggler and several others got away with it in the other thread, it was appropriately tagged as well. Grow up kids, gawd.

 

[Bisnic]

The penises are emerging out of a gaping, vagina-like hole from their stomachs.

I....

...er...

what.


Maybe i shouldn't have asked this question.

 

[Blue Ninja]

Time to nuke this thread from orbit.

 

[DangerStepp]

This is all beyond words and yet I'm so thankful for clicking this thread.

It's certainly inspired me to wash my hands more often after going out into public.

 

[SteveWinwood]

Fucks the problem here? Snuggler and several others got away with it in the other thread, it was appropriately tagged as well. Grow up kids, gawd.

Before googlegate.

 

[IoCaster]

Back on topic, what Bioware should do is split the forum into two. One for serious discussion and normal people and another forum for the crazies.

It's too late for that since most of the normals have skedaddled. I used to troll post there in the past, but got bored with it and haven't visited the forum recently. *shrug*

 

[Spookie]

Oh look a Bioware thread I wonder if i- OH GOD WHY THE FUCK DID I CLICK ON THAT LINK AGAIN.

 

[Entropia]

This has completely ruined Mass Effect for me.

 

[Emitan]

Why can't they just draw pictures of Twi'leks like normal weirdos?

 

[firehawk12]

No need to ask for Love Plus to be localized. Just play BioWare games!

 

[Emitan]

No need to ask for Love Plus to be localized. Just play BioWare games!

No need for Rapeplay to be localized, just visit their forums!

 

[PairOfFilthySocks]

Is that where Snuggler found his Krogan picture? Yes, that one....

I was lurking back then...wish I wasn't.

I'm also finding it supremely difficult to find this "turian slave" pic. It's like God is bitch-slapping my attempts for my own good.

Anyhoo, those tards on the Bioware forums really irritate the hell outta me. I genuinely think those wierd fucks are part of what is screwing with Bioware's latest titles. They're a minority, but they're so fucking vocal since they're posting all their fucked-up jerk-off material right in Bioware's face. The games are getting more and more obsessed with NPC "romance". Now we've got Mass Effect 3 coming, a game that seems designed for two groups: shooter-obsessed numb-skulls who need explosions every 5 minutes to keep interested, and these wierd pricks, who are no doubt getting hot and bothered about the thought of where their relationships will go.

I guess Bioware fans are expected to buy the game out of brand loyalty.

 

[Palette Swap]

Damn, it's the old one. Seeing this, I thought SA had made another feature.

Great stuff though, creepy as fuck.

 

[WrenchNinja]

It's funny how there's is still an ounce of hope for ME3.

 

[Guerrillas in the Mist]

Man, if Eve Myles ever came across some of the stuff on the Bioware forums about Merill, it'd probably make her permanently regret going into voice acting.

 

[Red_Man]

google "A krogan master finally breaks his turian slave"

HOLY FUCK.......there are no words....... it gets worse when you look at the comments and see people encouraging it, and really loving it.........not enough WTFs in the world

 

[Dennis]

HOLY FUCK.......there are no words....... it gets worse when you look at the comments and see people encouraging it, and really loving it.........not enough WTFs in the world

Its comments posted on a Furry forum so.....

 

[Red_Man]

Its comments posted on a Furry forum so.....

I didn't even notice that =/ I didn't want to linger....

 

[Snuggles]

my favorite post from the Bioware forums

behold the Talimancer

I could rattle of a non-comprehensive list of traits that Tali'Zorah vas Normandy possesses (intelligence, sweet, shy, earnest, quirky, passionate, courageous, strong yet gentle, reasonable, a voice that makes grown men weak at the knees, a touch of mystery, etc.) which are immensely appealing to many. Yet perhaps it is more succintly summed up by stating that she represents a figure that many of us yearn so deeply, even desperately, for; like a drowning sailor at sea clings to flotsam to keep his head above the encroaching cold water, so too are people here desperate- yet-hopeful that perhaps maybe, just maybe, someday they may count themselves fortunate enough to encounter a real-live woman who encapsulates if not all of these traits, then at very least ome of them. In short: Tali has become a symbol of attainable perfection. It is a powerful thing for it speaks to a yearning inside many of us and we feel its call. The character of Tali'Zorah has reached out and captured our hearts and our imagination and we want more. Much more.

We, the so-called "Talimancers" - a term that may have started out as a half jest, have become a movement because we see clearly, perhaps for the first time in a while, that there are better and greater things in our brief existence than purely material and selfish pursuits. That the values represented in Tali'Zorah vas Normandy need not only apply to her but can apply to us and those around us. That we can find such a love - selfless, honest, compassionate, modest, pure, brave and strong - and that it is something worth striving for. It is or these reasons that we have each come to love Tali'Zorah in our own individual way, and it is for those reasons that she, the character of Tali'Zorah vas Normandy, has become a rallying cry, a symbol. ......And now I'm one.

Hair: Unknown. If exists, then short. (Long hair inconvenient in helmet)
Skin: Unknown. Presumed to be smooth from view of nose. Due to no exposure to elements. Likely hyper sensitive. Soft. Supple. Two theories regarding color.
Pale Quarian Theory: Either shade of blue/purple or various pale shades. Based on observation of blue/purple nose shade. Tinting from visor affecting visible skin color.
Dark Quarian Theory: Star of Rannoch older than Sol. May provide greater solar output. Solar output requires darker pigmentation.
Nose: Human in shape. Unknown number of nostrils.
Eyes: Accutely angled. Tear ducts present. "Glowing." Three possible theories.
Bioluminescence: Would provide glow. May make vision difficult/impossible.
Reflectivity: Specifically reflecting HUD via eyeshine. Would not impeed vision. May not provide bright enough glow.
Cybernetics: Similar to T.I.M. Glowing byproduct of synthetic eyes.
Ears: Unknown. "Ear equivilent" mentioned. Possible external ear structure. Or possible ear hole.
Mouth: Lips present. Most likely similar to human.
Teeth: Omnivorous. Likely similar to human.
Hands: Three digits. Two fingers. One thumb.
Feet: Three digits. Two large toes. One vestigal toe.
Genitalia: Similar to human morphology. Secondary sex traits follow human morphology.
Legs: Recurved shin. Not full digigrade.

 

[subversus]

not enough ME vore in this thread

 

[G-Fex]

Well all that curiosity and temptation to try out the mass effect games just went right out the window.

Spoiler

or perhaps it tenfolded :3

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

I don't even...

 

[Hot Coldman]

Well all that curiosity and temptation to try out the mass effect games just went right out the window.

Spoiler

or perhaps it tenfolded :3

ME1 can be gotten for very cheap nowadays, give it a try and see where it takes you. Its fanbase are lunatics, the games themselves are fun times.

 

[zoukka]

People need to get laid... goddamn.

 

[G-Fex]

ME1 can be gotten for very cheap nowadays, give it a try and see where it takes you. Its fanbase are lunatics, the games themselves are fun times.

haha and I thought the Final Fantasy fanbase was a little off.

Yeah I'll try ME1

 

[subversus]

ME1 can be gotten for very cheap nowadays, give it a try and see where it takes you. Its fanbase are lunatics, the games themselves are fun times.

don't do it. See where it took other people!!

 

[Yoshichan]

Tali is amazing. That is all.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

google "A krogan master finally breaks his turian slave"

 

[gblues]

I can't look at this at work, and i'm not sure i want to once i'm back home. But i bet my curiosity will force me somehow. Ugh.

Avatar quote for great justice.

 

[mxgt]

google "A krogan master finally breaks his turian slave"

 

[G-Fex]

don't do it. See where it took other people!!

It''s alright, I can't write extra terrestrial erotic fiction worth a damn.

 

[Bisnic]

haha and I thought the Final Fantasy fanbase was a little off.

Yeah I'll try ME1

Just ignore most of the sidequests on barren planets. Unless you love spending 20 minutes on planets filled only with mountains and 1 building/cave with few enemies and a vehicule that doesn't go where you want half the time when the ground isnt flat.

Everything else is very good though.

 

[Grisby]

It's funny how there's is still an ounce of hope for ME3.

Why would any of this effect that? ME2 was game of the year for most.

On the subject of Bioware's forums, are the pic/love interest discussions a bit creepy? Sure. Is it all like that? I bet not. It's hardcore fandom for something that provides an escape. An escape to Krogan assholes but whatever, they're having fun I take it, so, let em do it.

 

[Forkball]

Isn't Tali like 15 in the first game? When does ME2 take place?

 

[Purkake4]

It''s alright, I can't write extra terrestrial erotic fiction worth a damn.

You'll be in good company then...