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[Snuggles]

When's the wedding?

Tonight, when I go to sleep and dream of her.

 

[UrbanRats]

Oh my lord...

The conversation posted after that Krogan/Turian pic is priceless.

Mr. Raccoon: BTW you DO know that ,uh....Krogans have ...um....
well.....how do i put it?....They Have 4 balls.so yeah.. This Picture isn;t Anatomically correct
But it's hot so who cares? Highfive!​

Bahakha: I believe, since Krogans are based on reptiles like reptiles they have internal testes​

Mr. Raccoon: Nah, that'd be stoopid!​

Oh man, can't stop laughing.

where do they find informations about ME races' genitalia? I mean, does Bioware actually realese such informations?

 

[Dennis]

When's the wedding?

I hope all of Mass Effect-GAF will be invited.

 

[tiff]

So posting Krogan dick is cool on NewGAF as long as it's not too kinky? This is... enlightening.

 

[Palette Swap]

where do they find informations about ME races' genitalia? I mean, does Bioware actually realese such informations?

It's the punchline of n jokes in the games.

 

[Ponti]

 

[Dennis]

So posting Krogan dick is cool on NewGAF as long as it's not too kinky? This is... enlightening.

?

 

[Emitan]

So posting Krogan dick is cool on NewGAF as long as it's not too kinky? This is... enlightening.

Never go into a Mass Effect thread unless it's a bitching thread. Seriously.

 

[Kinyou]

14 and probably has a dedicated fanbase as well.

But you couldn't romance her. Right?

Still like to remember that I (kotor spoiler)

Spoiler

forced her lifelong wookie friend to shoot her

 

[Pimpbaa]

I was expecting examples of incompetent gamers complaining about stuff in Mass Effect and how they were responsible for how "streamlined" the 2nd game was. But this is much much worse. Then again, I'm not much better. I'm currently trying to plan my playthrough of ME1 and 2 on PC and deciding whether I should stick with Liara or do Ashley and then switch to Miranda in ME2 (fuck Ashley for not trusting me!).

 

[WanderingWind]

But you couldn't romance her. Right?

Still like to remember that I (kotor spoiler)

Spoiler

forced her lifelong wookie friend to shoot her

Awww yeah. Best part of KOTOR

 

[subversus]

ok, I wasn't able to do it. I went to the shop and bought ice-cream instead.

 

[Hari Seldon]

Tali is appealing because she is so naive and innocent. The galaxy is a big, scary place and I just want to hold her close and tell her that I will always protect her.

This is how I imagine Tali:

 

[oneils]

where do they find informations about ME races' genitalia? I mean, does Bioware actually realese such informations?

If you read the conversation, further on, someone insists that in-game it is revealed that Krogans have two external testicles and two internal ones.

I must have missed that part. I tend to click through Bioware's Conversation Simulator Games (CSG) and miss certain parts.

 

[ToyBroker]

I'm not a fan of the SA forums (I am original poster on it's competing site, off topic.com) but I very much enjoy going there every few years to re-read the "Legal Threats" section even though nothing is new. The quality of writing on the legal threats page is so amazing.

 

[Jarmel]

This is how I imagine Tali:

Oh Jesus. I would turn the game off and just walk outside.

 

[G-Fex]

"Now I have asked this in many places"

You really think that'll stop the fans? I've seen fangirl art of predator, prettied up to the point it'd make Twilight blush.

Tonight, when I go to sleep and dream of her.

You're quite the romantic.

I once cared for a lady too, she followed me everywhere, I freed her from that slave camp.

We went on all my journey and adventuring...and then one day while fighting raiders, she just wouldn't move out of the way...so I completely eradicated her body with a laser rifle into a pile of dust.

but I did it...with love.

 

[Bisnic]

If you read the conversation, further on, someone insists that in-game it is revealed that Krogan's have two external testicles and two internal ones.

I must have missed that part. I tend to click through Bioware's Conversation Simulator Games (CSG) and miss certain parts.

In the first game, Garrus reveal during a conversation in the Normandy that Krogan testicles are sold for 10,000 credits each, 40,000 for the full set. Never heard about 2 external and 2 internal, maybe in the 2nd game? Although i wonder why would Bioware talk about that in 2 games. :lol

 

[EmCeeGramr]

Spoiler

No idea if that will have any effect in ME2 once i see her again.

lol

 

[Red_Man]

I have never understood the love for Tali. She has almost no personality whatsoever outside of thinking Shepard is awesome and kind of a vague "I don't want to let my people down" thing.

My feelings exactly, shes boring as hell, as are all the females in ME except for Jack maybe.

 

[Azure Phoenix]

http://i.somethingawful.com/u/garbageday/2011/weekend_web/bioware/asarisex.png

haha, someone hasn't ever heard of poophole love

I honestly don't know whether I should laugh or cry after reading this topic, probably the former since there is no way in hell I'm googling that Krogan image.

 

[Bisnic]

lol

Stop teasing me, i have no idea what that "lol" means.

Starting ME2 tonight anyway, so i'll know soon enough.

 

[Kabuki Quantum Lover]

google "A krogan master finally breaks his turian slave"

That's hilarious.

 

[tiff]

She's Moe?

Basically.

Makes her better than 90% of the cast at least.

 

[EmCeeGramr]

on the subject of me1 -> me2 changes, how do you feel about emails and fetch quests involving you to walk from one end of a tiny "town" area to another while talking to people

 

[Vamphuntr]

on the subject of me1 -> me2 changes, how do you feel about emails and fetch quests involving you to walk from one end of a tiny "town" area to another while talking to people

Trying to stir the pot, eh? Not falling for that.

 

[MechaX]

google "A krogan master finally breaks his turian slave"

... *Sigh*

Out of all the things this artist could have put his/her talent towards, he/she draws this.

 

[G-Fex]

Basically.

Makes her better than 90% of the cast at least.

..

Um yeah. Totally, right on.

 

[JakkuFurosu]

lol gotta love ME threads.
Came in expecting to see some sorta crazy bio forum/game ban again and after reading OP i knew exactly where this was going.....where else but Krogan cock.

 

[MechaX]

lol gotta love ME threads.
Came in expecting to see some sorta crazy bio forum/game ban again and after reading OP i knew exactly where this was going.....where else but Krogan cock.

All ME threads inevitably end at Krogan Penis.

 

[Hari Seldon]

They should model Mass Effect romance on real Navy romances. Girl leaves port innocent, comes back to port 6 months later grizzled, but thousands of dollars wealthier.

 

[JaskoX1]

I'm so glad I didn't have to write a paper that dealt with quarian sweat.

also; don't quite remember his name (BillTheEye?) but he had these hilarious audio files from Mass Effect that he put together. Can't find them, it was like a year ago.

 

[G-Fex]

I'm so glad I didn't have to write a paper that dealt with quarian sweat.

also; don't quite remember his name (BillTheEye?) but he had these hilarious audio files from Mass Effect that he put together. Can't find them, it was like a year ago.

Are they as good as the Resident Evil one?

 

[Fimbulvetr]

she's an anime like the other female love interest characters, because bioware tricked you all into buying a trilogy of japanese dating sims by putting in space marines

But she's so kawaii ~uguu~

I hope all of Mass Effect-GAF will be invited.

So we can deal with them like we dealt with Kaiden?

 

[Dennis]

All future Mass Effect threads should come with a thread title warning:

"Enter freely and of your own will"

 

[Nirolak]

All future Mass Effect threads should come with a thread title warning:

"Enter freely and of your own will"

We're about to have a new Dragon Age thread that I'm sure will walk down on awkward path at some point.

 

[WanderingWind]

We're about to have a new Dragon Age thread that I'm sure will walk down on awkward path at some point.

Not the Felicia Day thing...

 

[JaskoX1]

Are they as good as the Resident Evil one?

found them
http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/105/index/2028268

FUNNY STUFF.

 

[Theonik]

This thread has certainly been... Enlightening...

 

[G-Fex]

found them
http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/105/index/2028268

FUNNY STUFF.

..

Oh my god lulz

Thank god for various dialogue.

 

[Qwomo]

found them
http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/105/index/2028268

FUNNY STUFF.

Holy shit.

 

[DSN2K]

found them
http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/105/index/2028268

FUNNY STUFF.

why does English language option have a canadian flag next to it!

 

[jim-jam bongs]

google "A krogan master finally breaks his turian slave"

Congratulations folks, we're now the top result in Google for this term thanks to this thread.

 

[JakkuFurosu]

Congratulations folks, we're now the top result in Google for this term thanks to this thread.

Im laughing harder then I should at this.

 

[Dennis]

Congratulations folks, we're now the top result in Google for this term thanks to this thread.

So you confess to googling the image, huh? Sicko

 

[Purkake4]

Congratulations folks, we're now the top result in Google for this term thanks to this thread.

I don't even want to know what boxes Google Adsense will check based on that.

 

[Emitan]

why does English language option have a canadian flag next to it!

Bioware are Canadian.

 

[inky]

found them
http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/105/index/2028268

FUNNY STUFF.

Damn! LMAO

 

[jim-jam bongs]

So you confess to googling the image, huh? Sicko

As it happens I already had the image in question. I'm just an SEO nerd.

I don't even want to know what boxes Google Adsense will check based on that.

I miss the more innocent days when Google thought we were all fat gay guys.

 

[Dennis]

I miss the more innocent days when Google thought we were all fat gay guys.

I think we all miss Gay Chubby Dating.