Plus, you simply can't convince someone it's not some pyramid-bubble-whatever. I guess one thing I learned yesterday is that maybe it's impossible to start a new currency without it looking like that, particularly at the general public level. You've got a weird currency, places to spend it, or you can trade it as sort of a commodity--what else is there to say? They focus on trading and how people lose money--that's not really offering any special reason why it's a scam or different from regulated currency. Dollars disappear into various shady markets and clever trading set ups all day every day.
I gave you this reason and you ignored it!
A currency needs to be a commodity that's limited in supply and not in demand for any practical use -- otherwise it's not a currency, it's just a component of a barter economy and suffers from those problems. (This is to say, wheat, or cows, or iron, are all bad currencies, because people can manufacture them and people tend to use them for non-currency purposes, which will make them terribly inconsistent as stores of value.)
But if a currency is a commodity that's both useless and hard to get, why would anybody accept it? For a currency to work, a third ingredient is necessary -- people have to believe, after accepting it, that they can trade it for other goods and services. This is a classic network effect problem.
Luckily, there happens to be a time-tested solution to this -- charge people some sort of tax or fee, and explain that it can only be paid in your currency. Voila, you're the demander of last resort. If people have a reasonable expectation of paying taxes or encountering somebody who will, they can safely trade in your currency. This creates a baseline demand pattern which gives your currency enough stability and gives merchants a reason to accept it.
Notice what happens to the currencies of countries that are not expected to be able to collect on their taxes due to military or organizational crises. Two classic examples here are Weimar Germany and civil war Zimbabwe. Sound familiar?
From a currency perspective, Bitcoin has two of the three legs covered -- it's limited in supply and has to practical use. But it's in the unenviable position of being a currency without an army, and thus without any taxation authority. Without a Bitcoin-mandatory demand, what's the point of collecting Bitcoin as a merchant? First of, you'd only do it if you felt very confident of encountering a lot of Bitcoin users -- like, say, if you ran a computer parts supply company such as Tiger Direct. You'd need to be very confident of clearing your currency market, because you'd dump to a stable store of value immediately after every transaction. How many bitcoins does Tiger Direct hold in its account, versus holding as dollars?
There's a real, factual, even physical reason why Bitcoin's not a real currency. It has nothing to do with magic or morals. It's the same reason that gold's not a real currency any more. It has to do with the way currency actually works.