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[raebu]

great, now some fucker is going to post pictures of christina hendricks for no fucking reason.

:lol :lol

 

[Redroses]

can angelina collect em all

 

[Door2Dawn]

 

[polyh3dron]

Jolie's still fucking sexy. Brad Pitt needs advice from the ultimate man of our generation, George Clooney. Dude goes through some clean breakups.

A little too clean, don't you think?

 

[El Papa]

LOL I agree. I don't like Aniston though because she's in Friends and hasn't done anything of interest to me at all.

I find Jolie more attractive and she seems like a much nicer person at heart. Everybody on the internet always bitches if a celebrity does charity or adopts some poor kids, but I applaud her for it.

This is my opinion, except the part about Jolie being a nicer person. I never thought she was ZOMG SO HOTT , but she's definitely hotter than Aniston. Aniston hasa weird smile that looks like an upside down boomerang.

 

[Door2Dawn]

A little too clean, don't you think?

Just what are you trying to say sir?

 

[polyh3dron]

it's one of the top stories on Drudge Report if that matters any.

 

[WrathOfOtaibah]

Man, I never thought I'd get tired of pictures of Christina Hendricks but somehow GAF finds a way...

 

[polyh3dron]

Just what are you trying to say sir?

That George Clooney may very well be the Rock Hudson of our generation.

 

[medrew]

Could you explain this? She was the one being stood up by Brad, and now she somehow is the one at fault in the breakup of Brad and Angelina?


Oh, and classic gaf:
- claiming not to care about this news but still posting in this thread (I'm aware of the irony)
- "Brads da man, the women are bitches/whores/..." By the time Dragona walks in this thread at page 10...oh boy.
- Adopting kids is a obviously a bad thing...
- Pics of all kinds of hot women with lots of comments of how ugly they are.
- ...

Tell me Souldriver, what does Dragona's arse taste like?

Your lips seem to be firmly placed on it.

 

[Blair]

Man, I never thought I'd get tired of pictures of Christina Hendricks but somehow GAF finds a way...

i think its the fact she is now so encrusted with gaffer semen that beating off to her would be like jizzing on top of a spunk everest.

 

[mysticwhip]

thought they divorced a couple years ago :/

 

[D23]

this is fake.. theyre not separating, yet.

 

[NetMapel]

Hey look, 3 pages already. Guess GAF cares about this a lot too :lol

 

[Buckethead]

1. Conan O'Brien Tonight Show fiasco
2. Brad and Angelina
3. Haiti Earthquake
4. Gay Marriage

I'm just glad we're getting our priorities right, mainstream media.

 

[Weapxn]

Mod should change the topic name to Brad Pitt and Angelia allegedly separating or something.

 

[alr1ght]

he always looked so depressed having 15 kids. I know he's banging Jolie, but that still has to wear on you.

 

[evlcookie]

They actually had kids? I thought they just adopted all of them.

The more you know i guess.

 

[Jeels]

...but did you know that Angelina hates Obama?

I'll have to change my avatar to Angelina then.

 

[Zeliard]

"Everyone thinks Brad Pitt has it great because he married Angelina Jolie. I think he has it terrible, because when Angelina Jolie is giving you a blowjob, what do you tip your head back and think of to help you finish? You have nothing left - just Jesus on a polar bear in the middle of the snow, saying, 'You greedy motherfucker, I've got nothing for you.'"

- The Philosopher John Mayer

 

[EvilMario]

Hey look, 3 pages already. Guess GAF cares about this a lot too :lol

50 post per page weakling.

 

[cory]

TMZ still hasn't picked this up. Very strange.

 

[naib]

That George Clooney may very well be the Rock Hudson of our generation.

I lol'd so hard! :lol

 

[Replicant]

I'm just amused that you somehow managed to find the most evil-looking photo of Aniston. :lol

And oh Angelina, if he cheated on someone with you, sooner or later he'll do it to you. Karma is a bitch, isn't it?

 

[threenote]

I'm single, Angelina

 

[red shoe paul]

Angelina seems to be up to no good in relationships.
Oh well.

 

[Darko]

on to the next one.

 

[BattleMonkey]

1. Conan O'Brien Tonight Show fiasco
2. Brad and Angelina
3. Haiti Earthquake
4. Gay Marriage

I'm just glad we're getting our priorities right, mainstream media.

Watching quite a bit of news lately, and seriously not seen a single thing on gay marriage

 

[Replicant]

Like said, Pitt should go the Clooney route. No marriage, and no ultra high profile girls who would make breakups big news

It just occurred to me that Clooney might be happy about this recent development. Brad would need a shoulder to cry on.

 

[ZoddGutts]

 

[UraMallas]

Who would you rather be?

He just saw what his buddy, George, was doing and was like...

 

[ToxicAdam]

How is this story any different (or better sourced) than the ones that the tabloids in America have been spreading for the past 4 years?

 

[Shaka]

How is this story any different (or better sourced) than the ones that the tabloids in America have been spreading for the past 4 years?

Nah man it's the real deal. I know a dude, who knows a dude who knows......

 

[Zyzyxxz]

They should make it ilegal for celberties to get married unless they sign a contract of a peroid of more then 10 years, this is getting stupid.

what? Why the fuck do you care how often they get divorced?

As if Americans don't divorce as frequently as some celebs.

Just because its publicized and you don't want to hear it doesn't mean we should waste time writing laws for shit that doesn't matter

 

[Maxwell House]

This makes no sense. They aren't married.

 

[HomerSimpson-Man]

This makes no sense. They aren't married.

Probably because of shared assets, accounts, and the kids. This all boiling down to really needing financial agreements.

 

[snack]

Hmm... Interesting.

 

[neoism]

 

[Cosmic Dreams]

I'm so glad nothing more interesting or important in the world will be drowned out by this 'news'.

so true, it hurts.
:lol

 

[Night_Trekker]

who gives a fuck

Good question.

Thread redeemed.

 

[BlueTsunami]

Indeed. Just as he tossed Aniston in the garbage 5 years ago, now its Angelina's turn. I expect to see him very soon with someone younger and hotter.

Dudes a psychic too (or just knows the ebb and flow of the pussy), I mean... look at how crazy Aniston got and now Angelina is all collecting kids like domesticated cats.

 

[El Papa]

kittonwy?? :O

 

[Herpes Reasons]

you got it right the first time brad.

 

[El Papa]

you got it right the first time brad.

Why does it look like her eyes are looking in two different directions? Like cookie monster.

 

[Monocle]

So that's what it sounds like when every tabloid editor in the world simultaneously creams themselves.

 

[tino]

Gwyneth Paltrow -> Jennifer Anniston -> Angolina Jolie

Time for Brad to hit some hot young stars. How about Anne Hathaway Brad? I heard she likes anal. :lol

 

[Panzon]

This news is in no way surprising. What shocked me was that Pitt is 46. My head already looks like a dropped pie and I'm nowhere near that age

:lol :lol

 

[Plywood]

50 post per page weakling.

Gwyneth Paltrow -> Jennifer Anniston -> Angolina Jolie

Time for Brad to hit some hot young stars. How about Anne Hathaway Brad? I heard she likes anal. :lol

...liar.

Also Aniston always seems to be the one getting screwed in relationships,especially her last one with John Faps(way to much) Mayer. /celebgossipthoughts

 

[B1gg_Randall]

My god!!!

 

[The Shadow]

Oh, and classic gaf:
- claiming not to care about this news but still posting in this thread (I'm aware of the irony)
- "Brads da man, the women are bitches/whores/..." By the time Dragona walks in this thread at page 10...oh boy.
- Adopting kids is a obviously a bad thing...
- Pics of all kinds of hot women with lots of comments of how ugly they are.
- ...

Pretty much, yeah.