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[Spider from Mars]

That George Clooney may very well be the Rock Hudson of our generation.

Cloontang is gay? News to me.

 

[BowieZ]

My sincerest wishes to both Bran and Gelina.

 

[KGKK]

He probably saw the trailer for Salt and said"that's it, I'm out!"

 

[hamchan]

What a shame if this is true.

 

[umop_3pisdn]

Next up:

Brad Pitt and Justin Timberlake hook up. World implodes.

Would be hotter without Brad, I've never understood the fuss over him.

edit:

That George Clooney may very well be the Rock Hudson of our generation.

From a business perspective, that makes sense. Any actor/male sex symbol's career tends to die when he comes out of the closet. For some reason women can't fantasize about him anymore if he's gay, and the film industry is all about selling fantasy... never mind the fact that they'd never have a chance either way.

 

[Cetra]

Great Googlymoogly!

 

[brianjones]

how does christina hendricks not have back problems? not to mention those things are gonna sag like a mofo

 

[HungryPillow]

It's about time... was wondering when they would finally split up.

 

[iamaustrian]

ahahaha

Spoiler

hahaha

 

[wRATH2x]

Christina Hendricks is pretty fucking hot, and holy shit at her body. But damn GAF, your ruining her for me.

 

[semiregular]

Since when News of the World is a reputable source of news? :/

 

[Fox the Sly]

Damn gays are ruining marriage for Bradgelina!

This man gets it. :lol

 

[manipulate]

My sincerest wishes to both Bran and Gelina.

lol'd

 

[gibonez]

Brad probably came to his senses after Angelina told his ass she wanted to adopt 15-40 Haitian kids.

If I was Brad I would have dumped her a long time ago, Angelina is like the crazy cat lady but instead with kids, the nut loves adopting kids left and right.

If you are reading this Angelina, I think you are crazy but if you wana shag we can still smash.

 

[Jangaroo]

Look how close his hands are to her breasts. He must wake up in the morning and not realize how fortunate he is.

 

[thedrizzle34]

this news comes one week after Brad seeing this on tv:

coincidence? i think not

 

[Q8D3vil]

always wondered when they will break up

btw , anyone knows how many kids did they adopted ?!

 

[gibonez]

always wondered when they will break up

btw , anyone knows how many kids did they adopted ?!

Nobody really knows yet, its so many they have a network of computers from all around the world doing work to figure it out. You might have heard of this its called folding @ home.

Yea Folding @ home is not to cure cancer, its to figure out how many foreign kids Angelina Jolie adopted.

 

[Tntnnbltn]

No codenames like Bradgelina? Shit cracks me up when reading them at the supermarket checkout.

 

[Empty]

Sometime after this story blows over i may never have to hear the gross shortening 'Brangelina' ever again, that will be a good day.

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

i found her most attractive in hackers...



ps anyone notice how much alike robert redford and brad pitt look?

 

[BowieZ]

Nobody really knows yet, its so many they have a network of computers from all around the world doing work to figure it out. You might have heard of this its called folding @ home.

Yea Folding @ home is not to cure cancer, its to figure out how many foreign kids Angelina Jolie adopted.

JESUS CHRIST! Massive burn coming from this new batch of Juniors.

 

[Night_Trekker]

Nobody really knows yet, its so many they have a network of computers from all around the world doing work to figure it out. You might have heard of this its called folding @ home.

Yea Folding @ home is not to cure cancer, its to figure out how many foreign kids Angelina Jolie adopted.

:lol :lol

 

[BowieZ]

ps anyone notice how much alike robert redford and brad pitt look?

I think this was a pretty common talking point around the release of that movie that starred them together. EDIT: Spy Game (2001).

 

[tino]

Brad probably came to his senses after Angelina told his ass she wanted to adopt 15-40 Haitian kids.

If I was Brad I would have dumped her a long time ago, Angelina is like the crazy cat lady but instead with kids, the nut loves adopting kids left and right.

If you are reading this Angelina, I think you are crazy but if you wana shag we can still smash.

I think Brad Pitt wants to have serious family life. Each of his relationship gets more serious. That's what I like about him over the regular Hollywood bachelors. Plus they have twins. That's pretty awesome. I want to have twins!

 

[WickedAngel]

I always see this shit and wonder who gives a fuck.. now I know.

.

 

[Baki]

like the 80% of america :lol

So true. :lol

 

[Twilight Princess]

so gaf do care.

 

[JGS]

wouldn't they be considered "common law married" after being together for so long? this would be the reason they would need a lawyer to separate. splitting everything 50/50 is a big hit for Pitt. Jolie hasn't done shit in a while.

I don't know the rules for common law (So pointless, but anyway...) so I'm not sure if they were married long enough.

However, Pitt is definitely a sharer and they co-owned just about everything, so a divorce lawyer would still be the best person to talk to on splitting up assets.

I also sort of disagree about their workload. To me, without checking IMDB, Jolie has been in a lot more high profile things than Pitt. I thought she's been nominated for an Oscar a couple of times alone since they've been together. Please correct if wrong

 

[Mendokuse]

Does that mean I have a shot with her now?

 

[yacobod]

Who the fuck cares?

qft

 

[Janken]

Everything is fine: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20339066,00.html

Fuck News of the World, seriously. Along with The Sun.

 

[NYR]

Yeah just saw the denial on TMZ as well so I consider this squashed.


At least we got some hendricks pictures in this thread to salvage it!!

 

[Darko]

Who the fuck cares?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh2sWSVRrmo

 

[NetMapel]

Everything is fine: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20339066,00.html

Fuck News of the World, seriously. Along with The Sun.

TMZ probably got the exclusive right to report their eventual breakup. So they can't breakup now :lol

 

[NomarTyme]

Figures, if TMZ doesn't report then it must be wrong. I'm glad the news is fake, all is right in the world.

 

[Xanafalgue]

They can help repopulate Rapa Nui with their 3rd world smorgasbord of children.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Look how close his hands are to her breasts. He must wake up in the morning and not realize how fortunate he is.

WOW, and I mean WOW. I'm not into redheads, but she is by far the hottest redhead I've seen.

 

[CajoleJuice]

WOW, and I mean WOW. I'm not into redheads, but she is by far the hottest redhead I've seen.

Fake redhead

I like putting down real redheads, it seems.

 

[Forceatowulf]

Breaks my heart... every time.

I don't give a fuck what anyone says. I had a shot god damn it. I HAD A LEGITIMATE SHOT

Fake redhead

I like putting down real redheads, it seems.

It's still real to me damn it!

 

[TheDoppelganger]

Everything is fine: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20339066,00.html

Fuck News of the World, seriously. Along with The Sun.

DAMN you news of the world. I prematurely posted a bullshit story. I throw my shoe at you!

 

[Blackace]

Its funny because Mr. and Mrs. Smith just was on TV last night and I told my wife that "They have been together to long for a Hollywood couple..."

 

[RdN]

Again? :lol

 

[Kozak]

This thread will have 8 pages by tomorrow morning. Half of GAF are celebrity obsessed Lady Gaga worshipping closet housewives.

You owe all of GAF 10 cookies each. Not even page 3 man, not even.