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[AlphaSnake]

It's common knowledge that he's a stunning guy, so don't try to play the 13-yea- oldish "u think hes hawt ur ghey" card. We see right through it. How many of his posters do you have on your ceiling?

Anyways, if he'd have kids with Jolie, they might look like mutants. He's good looking, but in that unique kinda way. :/

Good looking? Absolutely.

Unique way? Absolutely not.

Jolie, now she's good looking in that unique way. No one out there looks quite like her. Brad Pitt? No. And I still can't believe the dude's 40+.

 

[SolidSnakex]

Jennifer Aniston was cute at one point, but you can only be cute for so long. I don't think she's particularly attractive "in Hollywood terms".

So far Brad has had public relationships with Juliette Lewis, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Jennifer Aniston. Am I missing any?

Robin Givens

 

[ourumov]

Well...another dream hollywood couple that breaks. I wonder if they will surpass Willis-Moore / Ryan-Quaid in terms of popularity (popularity of separation of course).

 

[Ghost]

This is what aniston gets for not giving Pitt his baby, and having him followed by like a million PIs.

 

[DCharlie]

... am i being stupid? i always thought this was a sham marraige because Pitt was gay??

(seriously)

"Jolie, now she's good looking in that unique way. "

okay in Hackers
Looks like she's had her lips inflated and her head alienated since then.

 

[Tommie Hu$tle]

This is what aniston gets for not giving Pitt his baby, and having him followed by like a million PIs.

Of any reason to split with someone I find this to be the most legitmate Hollywood or not.

 

[ShadowRed]

Of any reason to split with someone I find this to be the most legitmate Hollywood or not.

Why, what does it matter? If you are not doing anything then why would you care if your spouse has you followed? I mean he is Brad Pitt and he is wanted by like a million chicks wouldn't it be prudent to keep an eye on him? It's like bitching at someone who puts a Lojac in their Porsche, when it only makes since considering it's a very prestigious car and prone to be stolen.

 

[gofreak]

I think Pitt would be a little "regular" for Angelina. But maybe not...she seems to have mellowed slightly with parenthood, and perhaps is looking for a good father now.

I'm kind of surprised Aniston is reluctant about kids, though. When I first heard it was over differing attitudes towards having kids now, I figured it was Jen pushing for kids, not Brad.

Anyway, this is a seperation and not a divorce. Usually people seperate in order to leave the door open for a reunion later. Who knows though.

 

[isamu]

Can someone enlighten me in regards to the Pitt/Angelina thing? What's the story going 'round about these two?

So far Brad has had public relationships with Juliette Lewis, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Jennifer Aniston. Am I missing any? I think he might have a thing for skinny chicks.

You forgot that 5150 Robin"Money Hungry"Givens

 

[Miguel]

If no one has made the joke yet....

in a few days when Brad Pitt sleeps with someone...

Brad: "WE WERE ON A BREEEAK!!!

 

[kumanoki]

Can you imagine what it must've been like in that household?

Brad: Dinner was great, baby.

Jen: I'm glad you liked it.

Brad: *FART*

Jen: What was that?

Brad: I just farted. Excuse me.

Jen: You just did what?

Brad: Fart. I farted.....What?

Jen: But you're Brad Pitt!

Brad: ....

Jen: And I'm Jennifer Anniston!

Brad: Yeah.

Jen: You just farted!

Brad: That's been established.

Jen: But you're Brad Pitt!

Hell yeah, I'd get out of that situation, too.

 

[VPhys]

Aniston has always been overrated. She's average.

 

[karasu]

Aniston looks like Lou Ferrigno (the nose)

Brad is a good looking guy, but he looks like a monkey sometimes.

Jolie is a goddess, beyond compare.

 

[Agent Icebeezy]

In al honestly, for these kind of relationships to work, one of them has to lose the ego and just let the other make the money. Since Brad commands more, she should have. Even so, he gets over 20 mill a flick. Just do one, and for 10 months out the year, kick back and lay pipe the rest of the time. Doesn't seem too complicated to me.

 

[isamu]

Jennifer aint the greatest looking broad in the world but she's sexy and above average.

AJ on the other hand is ugly as sin(IMO) and has body like a man. She just comes off as trashy and skanky to me. Face is bleh.

As far as Brad Pitt, if I was him I'd be in Japan banging hot geisha girls left and right. But that's just me.

 

[karasu]

AJ on the other hand is ugly as sin(IMO) and has body like a man. She just comes off as trashy and skanky to me. Face is bleh.

:O

 

[Mama Smurf]

Yeah...look at that manly body...disgusting...excuse me a moment

 

[Tommie Hu$tle]

Why, what does it matter? If you are not doing anything then why would you care if your spouse has you followed? I mean he is Brad Pitt and he is wanted by like a million chicks wouldn't it be prudent to keep an eye on him? It's like bitching at someone who puts a Lojac in their Porsche, when it only makes since considering it's a very prestigious car and prone to be stolen.

Actually I was speaking more about the kid part.

 

[Loki]

Whoever mentioned Pitt and Jolie possibly hooking up earlier was apparently quite prescient: In my local paper's gossip column today, it says that rumors are linking the two. No, I don't read the gossip column , but for some reason the paper likes to feature stuff like that on the front cover in bold letters.

 

[Baron Aloha]

It seems to me that having children would be one of the things I would discuss with my partner BEFORE getting married. I mean really....wtf is wrong with these two?

 

[gofreak]

It seems to me that having children would be one of the things I would discuss with my partner BEFORE getting married. I mean really....wtf is wrong with these two?

They probably did, but she seemed to keep putting it on the long finger, repeatedly.

 

[Forsete]

Angelina Jolie is not hot, sexy or any of that, I dont find her attractive one bit.

Jennifer is much better looking if you ask me.

 

[Days like these...]

Angelina Jolie is not hot, sexy or any of that, I dont find her attractive one bit.

Jennifer is much better looking if you ask me.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, having said that YOU ARE WRONG!

 

[android]

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....... oh wait. meh.

 

[soundwave05]

If no one has made the joke yet....

in a few days when Brad Pitt sleeps with someone...

Brad: "WE WERE ON A BREEEAK!!!

:lol :lol

 

[pnjtony]

this is news? ugh


the "on a break joke" was top notch though.

 

[gofreak]

With all the jolie talk, i thought I'd through this into the ring: In an interview with an irish paper today, colin farrell says he'd really really really like to be going out with angelina jolie, that she is his perfect woman, but that she basically doesn't want him :lol At least he's honest..

Would leave things wide open for a Pitt/Jolie get together too

 

[MIMIC]

I'm surprised this was big news.

I first saw it on the Internet on MSN.com's homepage (their HOMEPAGE) and was like, "Brad and Jen split? Hmmm...oh well."

One of my friends came into my room and was like, "Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston just broke up!" I WANTED to say to her, "So who gives a fuck?" But instead said, "Oh, really? Hmmm..."

:lol

Even my Anthropology teacher announced this in class on Monday. I was like, "You've got to be fucking kidding me..."

 

[MIMIC]

*Notices that this is a two-page thread*

/me sheds a tear.

 

[Minotauro]

I'm surprised this was big news.

I first saw it on the Internet on MSN.com's homepage (their HOMEPAGE) and was like, "Brad and Jen split? Hmmm...oh well."

One of my friends came into my room and was like, "Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston just broke up!" I WANTED to say to her, "So who gives a fuck?" But instead said, "Oh, really? Hmmm..."

:lol

Even my Anthropology teacher announced this in class on Monday. I was like, "You've got to be fucking kidding me..."

Yeah, it's really depressing, huh? I mean, who the fuck cares?

 

[MIMIC]

I saw this very same huge ass card board cutout at the movies the other day.

I wanted to tackle it, make a hole, and fuck the HELL out of it. :lol

 

[Fantasmo]

Yeah, it's really depressing, huh? I mean, who the fuck cares?

Normally I'd agree, but this is Tyler fucking Durden!

Anyway, I read some post-Troy interviews with the guy, and sounded like he was all about constant spiritual, physical, and mental growth. Me-vs-the-world, lone-ranger type stuff. The interview really sounded like he didn't believe in monogamy.

Psych was one of my two majors @ uni and Fight Club was one of my favorite, thought provoking movies of all time, hence, my curiosity. (Although Ed Norton gets the intelligence nod over Brad anyday)

Partially on-topic: when the hell is Angelina going to appear in a home-made porn?