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[Beardz]

Ok GAF, everybody loves to brag about everything, from your new sneakers to your new penthouse in Dubai, this thread is for you! Let's brag!

 

[DMczaf]

I got hos, in different area codes.

 

[Baggatoast]

Big dick!

EDIT: also, an SO to share it with.

 

[mt1200]

I got a brand new pokemon gold game for 50U$, i can't still believe how could the seller keep it intact for 12 years .

Spoiler

The damn battery is dead, FUCK

 

[gdt]

Ummm, just hit the time I need for my police exam, I beat it by 3 seconds. Annnnnd I got 6 weeks to fucking crush it.

 

[Horse Detective]

Suitable Dick.

 

[maxxpower]

I have an eight-inch cock.

 

[wormstrangler]

My life is better than your holiday.

 

[zero margin]

first post fails. Bragging is for the insecure.

 

[Ultima_5]

I've had sex before. Take that GAF.

 

[FStop7]

This is my living room as of tomorrow.

 

[tapedeck]

I just won the lottery.

Spoiler

14 dollars

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

I am so bummed from not winning $650 million I can't even begin to brag. Just going to keep getting my ass beat in Battlefield 3 for another hour and then go pass out.

 

[Atramental]

Already posted this before but here it is again:

 

[Imm0rt4l]

I'm well on my way to getting my pilots license. Been flying one of these.

 

[Horse Detective]

This is my living room as of tomorrow.

Woah! Post some pictures once everything is finished.

Spoiler

In my thread. You know the one.

 

[Harry Potter]

Had a threesome once. One was hot. The other, not so much.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I have some cool shoes!

 

[Plywood]

Hahaha, I've got nothing.

 

[mt1200]

Already posted this before but here it is again:

How is that even possible?. is that real?

 

[jaxword]

I'm going to kill myself before all of you, FTW (for the win).

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

One time NBC News's David Gregory accidentally brushed his hand against my ass cheek.

That's right, bitch.

 

[Horse Detective]

I get to have wedding cake tomorrow. (for the win)

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

I'm going to kill myself before all of you, FTW (for the win).

Thanks for explaining what FTW means.

 

[Atramental]

How is that even possible?. is that real?

Yeah it's real.

They even sent me a little certificate in the mail.

edit: But let me tell you.

High grades do nothing for your social life.

 

[Ultima_5]

Yeah it's real.

They even sent me a little certificate in the mail.

edit: But let me tell you.

High grades do nothing for your social life.

Is your middle name Roman? If so, thats a badass middle name.

 

[Beardz]

Already posted this before but here it is again:

Good job Mr William Roman

 

[TheKaeptain]

I don't brag.

 

[Tesseract]

i can do mental math really good like.

there, i bragged.

 

[Face it Tiger..]

I don't have a tag



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yep.

 

[Atramental]

Is your middle name Roman? If so, thats a badass middle name.

I'm just all sorts of bad ass just waiting to spill out onto the world.

Just need to graduate and move out of South Carolina first...

But yeah, I love my name. It's probably one of the only things that me and my parents agree on.

Good job Mr William Roman

Thank you.

 

[edornob]

WOULD

 

[SpaceBridge]

I got a 23% raise this week.

 

[Ultima_5]

I don't have a tag



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yep.

Spoiler

subtle tag fishin'

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

I don't have a tag



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yep.

Post porn. It's the only surefire way to get a tag.

 

[Ultima_5]

I'm just all sorts of bad ass just waiting to spill out onto the world.

Just need to graduate and move out of South Carolina first...

But yeah, I love my name. It's probably one of the only things that me and my parents agree on.



Thank you.

I know S. Carolina sucks, but are you atleast close to a beach? The beach there isn't bad. Look at the bright side, you're not from the second fattest city in united states =/

 

[sfedai0]

I ate Taco Bell and didnt even feel sick.

 

[Baggatoast]

Post porn. It's the only surefire way to get a tag.

You would know.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I'm just all sorts of bad ass just waiting to spill out onto the world.

Just need to graduate and move out of South Carolina first...

But yeah, I love my name. It's probably one of the only things that me and my parents agree on.
.

Come to WA, me and coldvein will help you find that special someone lol

 

[LordCanti]

I've got functioning genitalia of above average dimensions.

 

[Atramental]

I know S. Carolina sucks, but are you atleast close to a beach? The beach there isn't bad. Look at the bright side, you're not from the second fattest city in united states =/

Nah...

I live near the mountains in the red part.

 

[Ultima_5]

Nah...

I live near the mountains in the red part.

Shit man.... I feel your pain. Look at the bright side! I don't see mongoloids anywhere in the red. Can't be all bad if there aren't any mongoloids.

 

[Kangi]

Nah...

I live near the mountains in the red part.

South Carolina is awesome, don't know what you and Ultima are talking about.

The most bragging-worthy thing I've done is set records in my Elementary School's advanced classes. Yeah, not much.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Shit man.... I feel your pain. Look at the bright side! I don't see mongoloids anywhere in the red. Can't be all bad if there aren't any mongoloids.

Bob Jones alone sinks red completely.

 

[Atramental]

Come to WA, me and coldvein will help you find that special someone lol

Soon... soon...

Shit man.... I feel your pain. Look at the bright side! I don't see mongoloids anywhere in the red. Can't be all bad if there aren't any mongoloids.

Ever seen the movie Deliverance? It was filmed (at least part of it) in the red part... Just look under "FOOTBALL".

Bob Jones alone sinks red completely.

Yup.

Edit: Getting out of BJU is also one of my successes.

South Carolina is awesome, don't know what you and Ultima are talking about.

It's okay... the beach is nice and downtown Greenville is decent.

I just don't want to live here forever.

 

[Ultima_5]

Soon... soon...


Ever seen the movie Deliverance? It was filmed in the red part... Just look under "FOOTBALL".


Yup.
http://i.imgur.com/62GbD.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

I sure have! See? Something good came out of the red. Any movie with burt reynolds is a-okay im my book.

[IMG]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4LGtVzcv1IM/TsTPfjruxJI/AAAAAAAAGv4/NWHiLZ15WYA/s1600/02-burt-reynolds-mustache21.jpg

 

[jaxword]

I ate Taco Bell and didnt even feel sick.

Ok, now we KNOW this one is made up.

 

[Horse Detective]

I ate Taco Bell and didnt even feel sick.

 

[Baggatoast]

Edit: Getting out of BJU is also one of my successes.

Oh, jeez. That's actually funny. Congrats on leaving that place!

 

[Kangi]

It's okay... the beach is nice and downtown Greenville is decent.

I just don't want to live here forever.

Yeah, Greenville is the best place to live in the upstate, and Charleston is one of the most gorgeous areas I've ever seen.

I'm perfectly content in living here forever, though.