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Beardz said:
Tell us more.
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I wasn't even looking for a new job, but I was in the process of trying to understand the business world better, so I was going to send out some emails asking how things worked and how I should approach the whole field. No sooner than I had sent out my first mail did I have a job interview. Since I really had no attachment to the interview, I could be completely relaxed. I got the job on the spot.

I start Monday! I'll be making more money than I know what to do with. Nowhere near insane amounts, just a really nice pay for my first full time job. Really interesting job, too, so I'm really looking forward to it all. Going to start saving money to buy a place to live. Probably with my girlfriend. But that's probably two years down the road.
 
aznpxdd said:
My car is pretty cool I guess.

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real pics or bust
 
I gotta new job I start Monday making130k :)

I test drove a BMW 650i convertible I'm gonna buy in the next three months :)

Had a girl come over and give me some wicked head last night :)

I finally bought an iPad :)

I feel blessed!
 
MCing an event tonight. Just got done practicing my autograph because the last time I did a gig like this, I had fans asking for it and I wasn't prepared.

Still very surreal to me that I have fans who want my signature, but I think it's something to brag about.
 
Beardz said:
You're depressing.

btw, last week I got promoted in my job, I have only been here for about 7 months.
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Same here, but only after 3 months. And the pay is unreal for being my first job after college. (In college the jobs and the pay were depressing.)
The only downside is that I feel kinda bad for my parents because
I earn more than both of them together, so I told them that I was gonna get paid about half of what I'm actually earning.
 
Oh. I'm amazing at guitar.

I was reminded by this. My dad's been watching one of my youtube videos for two days straight, now.
 
I'm about to book a 24 day trip to Europe in September. 4 countries, 4 cities.

I feel extremely blessed to be able to do this given that I'm in full career mode now. I lost out on a chance to go to Europe when i was in college, and I'm determined to not pass up this opportunity.
 
Septimius said:
I got a job most people my age dream about without even trying.

I'm awesome at sex.

5 years ago (18 at the time) I was working on a math-problem for a week. I found an awesome correlation between natural logarithms and the harmonic order. Then I found out that this was Euler's constant.

Despite being super awesome like that, I'm still a charismatic bastard.



If you've slept with 83 women and you still count, you have a problem.
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Are you a porn actor?
 
aquavelva said:
I gotta question: if I was to ever get in altercation with someone and firearms were drawn and shots were fired at me, and I were to call you on the phone what could you do to help me?
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I could offer you back up of sorts, but me showing up and drawing guns on other people would be demonic, even in support of another friend, friend. Instead, I would tell you to put me on speaker phone and allow me to use my superior linguistic skills to talk to these demons who are aiming at you, and persuade them to lay down their arms. If that doesn't work, well, I pray for your ascension to a better place in the afterlife, friend.
 
h1nch said:
I'm about to book a 24 day trip to Europe in September. 4 countries, 4 cities.

I feel extremely blessed to be able to do this given that I'm in full career mode now. I lost out on a chance to go to Europe when i was in college, and I'm determined to not pass up this opportunity.
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That's cool man, where are you going ?
 
computers putin' said:
I could offer you back up of sorts, but me showing up and drawing guns on other people would be demonic, even in support of another friend, friend. Instead, I would tell you to put me on speaker phone and allow me to use my superior linguistic skills to talk to these demons who are aiming at you, and persuade them to lay down their arms. If that doesn't work, well, I pray for your ascension to a better place in the afterlife, friend.
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Your kind words are sohh inspiring, friend. I assumed you would say "You get shot at, call me I'll do the shooting," but thankfully you didnt let the demons win. Your thoughtful words are friendly to friends, friend. I've avowed to change my life and follow a righteous path and stop hanging out with those of ill repute. They're so demonic, friend.

Dark Stalkers said:
Today I did not have to brandish an AK.
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Based on my expert knowledge on this matter, I'd have to conclude that you did, in fact, have a good day. Congratulations!
 
aquavelva said:
Your kind words are sohh inspiring, friend. I assumed you would say "You get shot at, call me I'll do the shooting," but thankfully you didnt let the demons win. Your thoughtful words are friendly to friends, friend. I've avowed to change my life and follow a righteous path and stop hanging out with those of ill repute. They're so demonic, friend.
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i'm referring coolio's gpa

mine is very high, 3.3.3
 
Dr Eggman said:
dat 1.6 gpa
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That's your GPA? Join me at Nassau then laddy. I had a rough Freshman year at Hofstra, got a 1.8, went to Nassau for Sophomore year, went back to Hofstra last semester, did well but hated the atmosphere and now I'm back at Nassau.

While Nassau is looked down upon, it's basically the same sans the stressful atmosphere. Plus you can actually find a parking spot.

EDIT:

Oh. NVM.
 
I'm handsome, I wield a large penis, very in shape, have a beautiful fuck buddy, tons of money to spend on electronics, and a cute Shiba-Inu. Sweet.
 
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