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What is your dough recipe? I was gonna ask for it a bit ago but you got a timeout lol
Yeah man. Shit was scary. i was walking to the metro station and I crossed the crosswalk with the right of way and this old lady fucking ran the red light and smacked me across the street. Eyewitnessed saw, called the ambulance and the rest is history. Although I'm surprised I had my 3DS in my pocket and it survived the impact. My then glasses however, didn't lolol
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Little old ladies.
Killers of young men everywhere.
Wait. Did they catch her? I am assuming so as you know she is an old lady or you saw her as you flew over the car. Was it just a mistake or did she have a fucking stroke and gun the gas?
My 3ds hasn't suffered a car wreck but it has been slammed in a house door, stepped on, dropped down concrete steps and its still kicking.
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Fuck man that shit is legit, pretty much sounds almost exactly like David Gilmour. When did you start playing and how long do you usually practice for? Whenever I see vids like this I get jealous as fuck because my playing is nowhere near as good.
Dude, listening to your Shine on you crazy diamond solo right now. Damn good.
I imagine your alot better these days since that was from 07?
That looks nice, josephdebono! Screw your name change!
I want to brag so much I'm bumping. Look at how pretty <3 <3
Um...software developer...
Why?
I want to brag so much I'm bumping. Look at how pretty <3 <3
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Just wondering, I always got the impression you were like 19 so I figured that's a pretty good apartment for so young.
Wtf is wrong with you. That lightbulb... BLAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHH
The ceiling is all flat!!!'
I weaseled my way through college, have no idea what i actually did there and landed a really awesome job the other day (I was deliberately jobless for the last six months, started applying for jobs two weeks ago, nobody cared about what i did for half a year lol) .
What job was it? How'd you "weasel" in?
I studied automotive engineering (not an A+ student, i "weaseled" so god damn hard to pass all the courses - it's not even funny anymore), somehow wrote my final thesis at the institute for forensic pathology (witch is quite the unusual thing to do in my field).
Two weeks ago, i called a guy who wrote his PhD, at the time, at the same institute - he works in the industry now, so i'll work in the field of "passive safety" for BMW come june.
It's like everything just happend out of pure luck for me - but now that i think about it, i don't know if that's something to brag about lol.
So it was the contact that got it for you, basically...hm.