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[Dynamite Shikoku]

I bet op went to jerk off in the water directly after that beer

 

[cr0w]

I bet op went to jerk off in the water directly after that beer

good lord

 

[MKIL65]

I bet op went to jerk off in the water directly after that beer

You and OP need to trade tags. Yours seem more fitting for him.

 

[geardo]

What the fucking Christ did I just read

 

[HStallion]

As somebody on the autism spectrum I find it weird that I seem well adjusted to social situations and interacting with others better than many seemingly well-adjusted on GAF. How do some of you get through your daily lives?

 

[Verelios]

I bet op went to jerk off in the water directly after that beer

Truly do your avatar justice.

 

[Kthulhu]

As somebody on the autism spectrum I find it weird that I seem well adjusted to social situations and interacting with others better than many seemingly well-adjusted on GAF. How do some of you get through your daily lives?

Same. This could totally be a troll thread of course.

 

[Quonny]

The only thing that would make this better is if it were all a lie.

 

[ldar247]

I was sitting in the sun relaxing on my own on the beach where there was maybe 20 people tops scattered.

Two girls came and sat not too far and first thing i noticed were their very tiny and heavy cleavage and sideboob swimsuits. I try not to stare so i dont appear the perv i am. One of the girls came over to use my lighter which i gave. Five minutes later they ask me to watch their stuff as i go which i do and they thank me for it.

Then they get up to go to a small shop for booze and ask if i want something, i politely refuse because i have a girlfriend and she would not appreciate it. They come back and got me one anyway. Well ofcourse i accepted it said thanks and some small talk. And thats it.

Just wanted to share because they were extremely hot and it was like something out of a movie i dont know. This stuff never happened when i was single but cool.

You have a gf and random attractive women approach you? How would you rate your face out of ten? What race and how tall are you?

Also

Spoiler

 

[TheGameshark]

lol this thread is great

 

[doop_]

What is the point of this thread, i don't think it is a brag thread. Why celebrate human interaction ?

 

[.Detective.]

Congrats on 6 pages and 262 posts???

 

[SpaceWolf]

What is the point of this thread, i don't think it is a brag thread. Why celebrate human interaction ?

I think the OP just felt really got about something and wanted to share it with somebody.

I mean, he went about it in a pretty bone-headed way...but I don't think he deserves the mauling he's received. Poor dude.

 

[Two Words]

Was the OP changed too? Because the OP honestly reads how the thread title suggests.

 

[Permanently A]

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[Shadybiz]

Just wanted to share because they were extremely hot and it was like something out of a movie i dont know. This stuff never happened when i was single but cool.

Well yeah...they can smell it when you're not single, and they know you're "safe." It's an uncanny ability, actually.

Spoiler

More like a confidence thing, really. When you're with someone, you're naturally a bit more laid back, and not afraid of looking like the creeper who's alone on the beach, ogling ladies in skimpy swimsuits, because you're not thinking of how you look, how to approach them, etc. Lack of confidence, they CAN smell, I think.

 

[Ryaaan14]

Did they pinch your ass?

Were they Arab?

Did the rest of the beach cheer you on?

Were they friends with each other?

Did you fall down, recover, and the beach cheered you on again?

Did you see them later at the bus stop?

Last question: Do these threads ever turn out successfully?

Haha. Owned

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

Disappointed this didn't end with you on all fours getting pegged and loving it.

 

[super-famicom]

What a weird thread. What was the original title? I assume a mod edited it.

 

[Zen Aku]

I thought this was a stealth 3some bragging thread before I even clicked on it.

Turns out, I'm not that far off.

 

[Fat4all]

Was the OP changed too? Because the OP honestly reads how the thread title suggests.

that's part of the genius of the title change

it fits too well

 

[LordKasual]

cool story bro

This stuff never happened when i was single but cool.

This is probably not a coincidence though.

Women can smell that shit.


Also, what is this thread

Did they pinch your ass?

Were they Arab?

Did the rest of the beach cheer you on?

Were they friends with each other?

Did you fall down, recover, and the beach cheered you on again?

Did you see them later at the bus stop?

Last question: Do these threads ever turn out successfully?

Stories of awkward situations that end surprisingly well

Your life is like a comic book OP

 

[Raiden]

You have a gf and random attractive women approach you? How would you rate your face out of ten? What race and how tall are you?

Also

Spoiler

Caucasian, 179cm which is 5ft10 or 11? Average size.

Face dont know id say 7/10 but i have pretty low self esteem when it comes to my looks. Which is why this was pretty cool to me.

I think my face is like that of Adam Driver either you think he is good looking or just ugly.


Also to people wondering why i made this thread or the others i am pretty impulsive by nature i dont really think before posting thats why i have been banned plenty of times. I know it sounds stupid but i still wanted to share even though the serious thread backfire.

 

[akira28]

I thought this was a stealth 3some bragging thread before I even clicked on it.

Turns out, I'm not that far off.

the thin line between not that far and never will arrive.

 

[ldar247]

Caucasian, 179cm which is 5ft10 or 11? Average size.

Face dont know id say 7/10 but i have pretty low self esteem when it comes to my looks. Which is why this was pretty cool to me.

I think my face is like that of Adam Driver either you think he is good looking or just ugly.


Also to people wondering why i made this thread or the others i am pretty impulsive by nature i dont really think before posting thats why i have been banned plenty of times. I know it sounds stupid but i still wanted to share even though the serious thread backfire.

wtf I'm calling bullshit

I very much doubt it's possible for someone to look like this and not be incel without money or status, let alone get approached by women. Were you talking about a different Adam Driver?

 

[Regginator]

90% boob 10% swim suit.

I need some pictures for verification purposes.

 

[Ryoku]

Me trying to figure this thread's purpose:

 

[TickleMeElbow]

I was sat at a red light a few weeks back directly on top of a dead skunk. Was using the A/C but it was set to fresh air instead of recirculate. It was terrible for like a week after.

Yeah man I was walking, and the smell of skunk got stronger and stronger. All of a sudden BAM, I was hit by a wall of skunk.

I didn't even get sprayed directly, just walked through a cloud of it or some shit. Got home and everything smelled like skunk. Luckily washing my clothes and taking a shower got rid of it.