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[Struct09]

http://gamevideos.1up.com/video/id/22548

Tangled in the web of woe that is Activision's Wii game Spider-Man 3, seems like Shane, Crispin, and Seanbaby will turn any true believer into a naysayer after seeing this week's episode.

 

[AstroLad]

would love it if they played through an entire shitty game once (or over the course of several episodes) mst style. i like these, but they're so damn short.

 

[disappeared]

Crispin is awesome for coming back for these.

 

[Mac the KNife]

3 player asphyxiation :lol

 

[AstroLad]

Crispin is awesome for coming back for these.

 

[disappeared]

http://i30.tinypic.com/dcv413.jpg

Lest We Forget.

 

[Gagaman]

Aww, they didn't get high enough above the city to see the pure beauty that is an entire city with it's textures completely missing.
Also needs more: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0uZX60akANU

 

[Segata Sanshiro]

Ehn, they didn't even really get into why the game sucked. It was pretty much just 'hahaha spider-man 3 was a shitty movie', 'hahaha Wii', 'hahaha bruce campbell's one-liners suck', and 'hahaha not enough cars on the road'. Last one was way better.

 

[alr1ght]

Aww, I thought this would be for the movie.

 

[The-Switcher]

Not one of their best ones.

 

[mongomondo]

Not one of their best ones.

The Japanese female wrestling game one is still the best. Fucking classic. Asia Kong and Butter and ham disaster had me in stitches.

 

[vareon]

Aww, I thought this would be for the movie.

What movie?

 

[Fun Factor]

Holy Shit, I thought the Xbox360/PS3 were meh, but they look like Games of the Year compared to the wii version :lol

 

[twinturbo2]

How many Wii games did they do already? Target: Terror was the first, they did Wacky Races last week, and now this...

I actually heard that Legendary was pretty shitty, so they should do that next. Or this. Maybe Crazy Mouse, so they can let the "made in China" jokes fly...

Anyways, downloading now.

 

[evlcookie]

Skip,

Any hints as to what we can expect from Broken Pixels season 2 next year ?

 

[border]

It's funny how they have been continually trying to make the 1Up podcasts more politically correct (can't say stuff like "gay" or "retarded")......

....and then this opens up with Seanbaby saying, "Tobey McGuire does the faggotiest dance ever!" :lol

 

[Sean]

Worst Broken Pixels yet imo... It looked like Crispin was intentionally controlling the game poorly and there just wasn't much humor in the footage aside from the Sandman cutscene.

 

[twinturbo2]

It's funny how they have been continually trying to make the 1Up podcasts more politically correct (can't say stuff like "gay" or "retarded")......

....and then this opens up with Seanbaby saying, "Tobey McGuire does the faggotiest dance ever!" :lol

It's Seanbaby...

Anyways, if they want to keep doing shitty Wii games, they have to do Ninjabread Man and/or Anubis II at one point. It's destiny...

 

[rollingstart]

"Wallcrawler? more like my butt filled with dicks...crawler"

:lol

 

[Ifrit]

They didn't thank grandma

Spoiler

for bringing the car around

 

[twinturbo2]

Is that The Chin, aka Bruce Campbell, voicing the narrator?

 

[Haunted]

Bruce Campbell? fuckyeah! I even laughed at the 'Spiderman without the Spider' joke.


I'm with Segata on this one. I love the ones where they're ripping the game and comment stuff that's happening, not go on semi-related tangents and jokes. :/

 

[The-Switcher]

Worst Broken Pixels yet imo... It looked like Crispin was intentionally controlling the game poorly and there just wasn't much humor in the footage aside from the Sandman cutscene.

You nailed it.

 

[rollingstart]

No, the game is just shitty. It would probably end up looking more goofy if he tried playing it serious, or at least like you guys think it should be. Spider-Man 3 was shitty all around, but the last gen verison on the Wii, PS2, and PSP were even beyond that. Surprisingly the DS game wasn't bad. Spider-Man games on DS usually are pretty good.

 

[Blader]

Is that The Chin, aka Bruce Campbell, voicing the narrator?

Yeah he narrates all the Spider-Man (movie) games.

 

[bistromathics]

Skip,

Any hints as to what we can expect from Broken Pixels season 2 next year ?

Skip has been AFK for a couple weeks it would seem...also I think Cesar Quintero might be in charge of Broken Pixels.

 

[Zombie James]

Holy Shit, I thought the Xbox360/PS3 were meh, but they look like Games of the Year compared to the wii version :lol

"This is much better than the Xbox 360 and PS3 because you're jerking off."

:lol

 

[Zombie James]

That was great, it was just too short :lol

 

[kenta]

Edit: oops

Yay broken pixels!

 

[Zombie James]

It's funny how they have been continually trying to make the 1Up podcasts more politically correct (can't say stuff like "gay" or "retarded")......

....and then this opens up with Seanbaby saying, "Tobey McGuire does the faggotiest dance ever!" :lol

Seanbaby cares not for rules!

 

[Jonnyboy117]

I'm still downloading this episode, but I doubt it lives up to the last couple ones, which have been amazing. Spider-Man 3 isn't nearly as bad as the usual caliber of games on Broken Pixels. It's worse than mediocre, but it isn't completely broken.

 

[ZeoVGM]

Er, this was just a mediocre game. Weird choice.

 

[Struct09]

Not nearly as good as the last two episodes, but I look forward to the next season.