Yup, same here.Read the thread title as "Captain American vs Master Chef".
I leave disappointed.
Would love to see Cap handle multiple Rhinos.Barond Blood
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Elites ain't no Rhino
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Stark plus 500 years?
Seriously? that Mjornir armor is not even in teh same time zone as the Silver Centurion let alone Stark's recent shit.
I'm pretty sure he didn't weigh 75 to 100 tons. Super-strength doesn't mean you're immovable.
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Cap would act quicker because the video clearly shows Cortana thinking for MC
dude got no strategy
As of Earth-616, Cap has only killed...three people. According to the marvel wiki
Baron Blood, some clone, and for some reason a zombified Harry S. Truman.
He was asking for Intel, not a strategy.Cap would act quicker because the video clearly shows Cortana thinking for MC
dude got no strategy
None of them Cap's skill and experience. Halo's enemies line up to get shot. It's like bragging Cap took down Hydra platoons.
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How's that for no parachute.
I'm not exactly clear on what the thrust of your argument is. In what sense does Cap's "skill and experience" make him immune from bullets? Even accepting that his shield is impervious to everything because comics, if two people shot cap from the front and side simultaneously, he would die. End of story. Somebody with his skills and experience being put into a real war would get killed ten thousand times over, because skill and experience do not invalidate bullets in reality. He doesn't get killed because the writers say he doesn't. Even Master Chief is guilty of this nonsense because he never faces down enemies that are too far beyond his capabilities to defeat. He never has an unlucky 155mm shell land next to is face and explode, killing him. The transport he's on never explodes prior to the drop point. You get the point yeah?
Cap is paste in this scenario 99 times out of 100 because he is massively outgunned. I'm not saying he's not very skillful, but Chief is also extremely skilled, and has nigh invulnerable armor (unless Cap is packing a rocket launcher), and is probably stronger and faster than him. And has an array of guns. And years of battle experience.
Surely it's much more than that based on his service record in WWII alone.
I'm not exactly clear on what the thrust of your argument is. In what sense does Cap's "skill and experience" make him immune from bullets? Even accepting that his shield is impervious to everything because comics, if two people shot cap from the front and side simultaneously, he would die. End of story.
Cap is paste in this scenario 99 times out of 100 because he is massively outgunned. I'm not saying he's not very skillful, but Chief is also extremely skilled, and has nigh invulnerable armor (unless Cap is packing a rocket launcher), and is probably stronger and faster than him. And has an array of guns. And years of battle experience.
Cap is paste in this scenario 99 times out of 100 because he is massively outgunned. I'm not saying he's not very skillful, but Chief is also extremely skilled, and has nigh invulnerable armor (unless Cap is packing a rocket launcher), and is probably stronger and faster than him. And has an array of guns. And years of battle experience.
Would love to see Cap handle multiple Rhinos.
maybe, maybe not. the comics code was pretty strict back in the day. he may NOT have had any WWII fatalities, but I'm not sure. Of course, the code has been gone for a long time now and the rules are different.
There's a lot of leeway in the definition of "people" there though. mutants and aliens "don't count" as "people." Cap just killed a shit ton of people in an intergalactic war. He gets back and kills a shit ton of "mutants" over a ten year period in dimension z.
The Doctor generally relies on his enemies being too stupid or arrogant to actually pay attention to what he's doing.the doctor is a better strategist than both of them. imagine batman with the sonic screwdriver, cap's shield and a green lantern ring. he would destroy the entire cosmic marvel universe. with his master tactical strategies.
Oh sorry, I thought you were saying Cap was that strong. Mi culpa.I don't really have an opinion on master chief (don't play the games, don't read the books) but I'm pretty sure he doesn't weigh 60 tons either.
The point was that a strength level in the 60-100 ton range is not enough to beat cap outright, he's used to making bricks look like fools with superior fighting skill and reaction time.
What if we went by lore?
Let's say that MC is now the leader of a Spartan squad (like the books). Let's say about seven Spartans.
Who would win now?
I think Spartans would easily overtake CA.
Are you forgetting that he fell out of orbit? The impact of that would probably dwarf the effect of a measly rocket launcher.
I'm not exactly clear on what the thrust of your argument is. In what sense does Cap's "skill and experience" make him immune from bullets? Even accepting that his shield is impervious to everything because comics, if two people shot cap from the front and side simultaneously, he would die. End of story. Somebody with his skills and experience being put into a real war would get killed ten thousand times over, because skill and experience do not invalidate bullets in reality. He doesn't get killed because the writers say he doesn't. Even Master Chief is guilty of this nonsense because he never faces down enemies that are too far beyond his capabilities to defeat. He never has an unlucky 155mm shell land next to is face and explode, killing him. The transport he's on never explodes prior to the drop point. You get the point yeah?
Cap is paste in this scenario 99 times out of 100 because he is massively outgunned. I'm not saying he's not very skillful, but Chief is also extremely skilled, and has nigh invulnerable armor (unless Cap is packing a rocket launcher), and is probably stronger and faster than him. And has an array of guns. And years of battle experience.
The videogame version of chief is a weakling. What other versions of Chief are there?
He survived a drop from orbit and destroys tanks by punching them. I'm not sure where the idea that video games Chief was a weakling came from.The videogame version of chief is a weakling. What other versions of Chief are there?
7 spartans vs. cap? Why would that even be a thing. What would happen is Cap would say "Avengers Assemble" and then Hulk and Thor would show up and liquify the lot of them.
The videogame version of chief is a weakling. What other versions of Chief are there?
Chief is strong, but there's no way he can beat Captain America in hand to hand combat. Cap spars with Thor. Outside of the kill, this seems to be pretty accurate, including punching his armored form in the face.
I have no problem with the outcome here.
It just started off so badly so it was hard to take the rest seriously. The hand to hand part was pretty great. I could almost hear him chanting "please don't shoot my legs... please don't shoot my legs..." in the opening.
No, he took out four of them.The books make Chief out to be a super bad ass. I think in the Fall of Reach he got into a fight with an ODST that was hazing him. He ended up murdering him with a single punch.
No, he took out four of them.
At the same time.
Unarmored.
As a kid.
The Fall of Reach was silly.
Chief is strong, but there's no way he can beat Captain America in hand to hand combat. Cap spars with Thor. Outside of the kill, this seems to be pretty accurate, including punching his armored form in the face.
I have no problem with the outcome here.
Chief needs to be silly, somehow taking on the rest of the galaxy single-handed. He's a one man army.No, he took out four of them.
At the same time.
Unarmored.
As a kid.
The Fall of Reach was silly.
In each of their own worlds, chief is stronger than Cap. The chief breaks bones of the most physically gifted humans in the world, accidentally.
And Cap never spars with Thor, sorry. Thor handicaps himself during that stuff, just as he does with iron man. If Thor wanted to, he could crush Captajn America into a pancake he could carry inside the shield.
No, he took out four of them.
At the same time.
Unarmored.
As a kid.
The Fall of Reach was silly.
There are also comic panels where Squirrel Girl wins against several Marvel heroes.
Guys, authors just write for plot, let us just look at their normal BIOs right?
Canonically didn't Squirrel Girl beat MODOK and Thanos
Read the thread title as "Captain American vs Master Chef".
I leave disappointed.
In each of their own worlds, chief is stronger than Cap. The chief breaks bones of the most physically gifted humans in the world, accidentally.
And Cap never spars with Thor, sorry. Thor handicaps himself during that stuff, just as he does with iron man. If Thor wanted to, he could crush Captajn America into a pancake he could carry inside the shield.
No, he took out four of them.
At the same time.
Unarmored.
As a kid.
The Fall of Reach was silly.
there is no Captain Belgium, but there is Captain Germany.
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Cap sparring with Thunderstrike was already posted. Thunderstrike was under the influence of a demonic axe at the time and WAS out to hurt Cap, despite it being a sparring session. Cap beat the hell out of him while not even treating it as a serious fight.
Obviously, going all out, someone at Thor's strength level (unlimited, basically) would win easily, but Cap beats opponents physically stronger than he is on a regular basis. Strength alone isn't enough to get past him.
So could the Hulk, and Cap's had tussles with Hulk as well. I'm not debating Chief's strength, I'm saying that Cap's fought stronger and survived, and that Chief can't compete with him in hand to hand combat.
If "sometimes writers make shit happen that blatantly violates the official and accepted power set of a character" is your argument that Cap would win then, well, you got me. There is no valid opposing argument I can take.
I don't see how external feats are really relevant here. Chief jumps from this, Cap fights this, yada yada. All of that happens because plot armor and writing.
Chief: augmented at very young age + more years of experience + power suit
Cap: augmented at a later age - less experience + shield
Maybe it'd be a closer battle if both of them were in bathrobes, but Cap without his shield is just an inexperienced spartan, which is cannon fodder for Chief. And doesn't Chief have some sort of plating around his bones? AFAIK about them both, Chief wins in most scenarios.
nope.