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Characters you want to like but can't because of their (terrible) design.

Malyse

Member
Sometimes you really want to love a character, but the abject awfulness of their design gets in the way.

My top three:
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Selvaria Bles from Valkyria Chronicles. Actually a great antagonist. Maybe don't hire the porn guy for character designs next time.
Looks less ridiculous in the remake and in game. Looks equally ridiculous in cameos

Fran from Final Fantasy XII. Great game, great character, what the fuck are you wearing?

Camilla from Fire Emblem Fates. Actively hilarious character with some great lines (outside of the super creep incest thing). Oh and the boobs on display.

"Can't like" is hyperbolic, yes.
 

Eolz

Member
What, you don't like Raita's designs? (He's far from being the only artist having done this kind of stuff btw, but his artstyle is... special) (edit to clarify: I don't like it either)

Probably Noctis for me in recent ones, and Rayne (Bloodrayne) in old ones.
 

butalala

Member
The main character from Xenoblade Switch is terrible. His outfit is stupid and he has the worst kind of anime eyes.
 

AlucardGV

Banned
I didn't really notice Selvaria's giant knockers playing the game tbh

ingame Raita kept a more moderate style, he went nuts on the not official art and some side stuff.
raita design was fine for the game

The main character from Xenoblade Switch is terrible. His outfit is stupid and he has the worst kind of anime eyes.

you can say it's stupid because you're trying to contextualize it. guess what, japan doesn't care about practicality and coehrent design. when they go fantasy they love to overdesign
 

MisterHero

Super Member
lol it's a boob thread

If FFXII steals Star Wars's plot and Fran is Chewbacca (who is naked anyways), Fran's design works for me.

Yeah the SW comparison seems odd but that's how I felt
 

jtb

Banned
Triss. Not to keep shitting on Triss or anything, but I hated her design (and her voice) in the Witcher sequels. They didn't seem to match the character, as written, at all and also seemed really weirdly different from her original conception in the first game.
 

pablito

Member
Tidus.

Appearance is not the only thing I dislike about him, but it certainly the first thing.

Yup.

Thankfully we can count on clothing options in Xenoblade Chronicles 2, because what the fuck is this?

Poofy pants that are missing the middle. And a deep sea diving helmet or something. I'm fine with the anime faces but I don't know how that outfit made the cut and was featured in it's first promotional video. Yuck.
 
It's been 5 seconds, better make another topic about hating boobs on gaf.

Might as well hate Mario because he has a mustache or something.

Or wanting to like Zelda but can't because of triangle ears.
 

AlucardGV

Banned
Yup.

Thankfully we can count on clothing options in Xenoblade Chronicles 2, because what the fuck is this?


Poofy pants that are missing the middle. And a deep sea diving helmet or something. I'm fine with the anime faces but I don't know how that outfit made the cut and was featured in it's first promotional video. Yuck.

i know right? it's like we're back to the jrpg golden era
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Dusk Golem

A 21st Century Rockefeller
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Malo is maybe one of the more interesting and likable personalities in Twilight Princess, but dear God that design... And how he never blunks and turns his head to look at you with a cold dead stare.

There's 101% chance there's worse examples for me, but this was the only one to pop off the top of my head.
 

Vigamox

Member
Selvaria's design is great. The only thing that's a turn off is the ridiculous size of her boobs (which seem to get bigger every iteration).
 

Elman

Member
Ziggy arguably has the most interesting back story in Xenosaga, but Monolith Soft never cared enough to show it in the console games. And why would they care...who wants to devote screen time to this?

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I'm slowly learning that I have a higher tolerance for character design.

Personally I think Ivy, Fran, Gladio, Crowe, Quiet, and even Wario are cool designs.
 

HK-47

Oh, bitch bitch bitch.
Best Viera design was in FFTA (also best Bangaa and Nu Mou designs as well). XII wasnt so great.
 

Breakage

Member
MGS4's Old Snake.
He has a horrible Bayonetta-esque, elongated look and his sneaking suit looks shit.
It is a disappointment (much like most of MGS4) when compared to MGS2's Snake.
 
Tidus.

Appearance is not the only thing I dislike about him, but it certainly the first thing.

Currently playing FFX HD and I'm actually loving the design myself, that being the only thing I like about Tidus himself. Lol

P.S: I love sexualized designs because I'm 17 and male, #lolhormones, can't relate to much of this thread lmao
 

LotusHD

Banned
The worst most recent example i can think of is velvet crowe. Early in the game she takes off tattered prison rags to put this shit on lol.

Lmao yes, any interest I have in considering getting the game at some point is seriously hampered by her horribly tacky outfit lol

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Dandelion from Witcher 3 annoys me as well.
 
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