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Stranger: neogaf
You: hello there
Stranger: hi
You: so how are you?
Stranger: good, yourslef?
Stranger: self*
You: alright i suppose. work is hard
Stranger: what do you do?
You: take people's souls past the river styx after they die. quite trying on a body
Stranger: i'd imagine
Stranger: you poor male/female/thing
[03:57] aRasHi: You: i haven't eaten much. just bones over here
Stranger: sounds like a hearty meal
You: for a dog maybe
Stranger: are you a dog?
You: no. just the reaper
Stranger: i see
Stranger: how much you get paid? always wondered
You: not enough. i'm tellin you, there's no respect for what i do
Stranger: im sure
Stranger: bet they treat you like a grade school teacher
You: except maybe a little worse. they just deal with whining brats, but i have to deal with screaming souls all the time
You: glad my ears rotted forever ago
Stranger: so whats the problem if you cant hear their incessant bitching?
You: it rattles my bones
You: gets annoying after centuries of it
Stranger: like the whining is so string it moves you?
Stranger: strong
You: have you heard a screaming soul?
You: those mofos are LOUD
Stranger: not in this lifetime
Stranger: i bet
You: well you will later. i'll get you eventually
Stranger: was waiting for that one
Stranger: i expect a good one at least
You: don't need a punchline if i'm being serious
Stranger: you better have a penguin pierce my chest or something or ill be pissed
You: well i'm not in control of that
You: i just deal with the after math
Stranger: meh, well i guess ill just have to see you afterwards then
You: looks like it.
Stranger: alright, good talking to you death
Stranger: cya
[03:58] aRasHi: You: c you later
You: i promise
Stranger: lol