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[Starfield]

This thread is dedicated to all the chonkers out there. Chonk away!

do you have a big chonker at home aswell or know anyone with one?

Post CHONKERS only in here!

 

[H4ze]

lmao, my first thought was "this must be about cats", GAF never disappoints.
Actually, yes, I have two cats myself and I even call one of them chonky-lord for fun, cuz he is, well, a bit more on the fatty side xD

 

[German Hops]

 

[GAMETA]

Dogs >>>>>>> Cats

Sorry

 

[Bunker Hosted]

Dogs >>>>>>> Cats

Sorry

I'd be sorry to be that basic as well, don't worry

 

[and 3 others]

Go ahead and post your morbidly obese cats so I can call you a piece of shit in PM's for animal abuse.

 

[GAMETA]

I'd be sorry to be that basic as well, don't worry

We found the triggered cat lady, guys, let's laugh!

 

[triplestation]

if you think thats cute then god help you my man

 

[Escoe P. Coldchain]

Go ahead and post your morbidly obese cats so I can call you a piece of shit in PM's for animal abuse.

ohhhh got em!

 

[CrapSandwich]

Researchers have been aware of the existence of Toxoplasma gondii , a parasite found in cat feces, for decades. Although it can pose major problems for people with weakened immune systems, healthy people are generally capable of fighting it off without experiencing more than mild flu-like symptoms. Once the initial symptoms are over, the protozoan was believed to go into a dormant stage in the brain. It's creepy to think about, but relatively harmless — or so researchers used to think. Recent studies have found that T. gondii may actually be capable of influencing its host, and if you've lived around a cat, that probably includes you. Researchers have found evidence oftoxoplasmosis, the disease caused by infection with T. gondii, in ancient Egyptian mummies, and at least 60 million people in the United States alone are estimated to be infected today.

People can become infected in all kinds of ways — litter boxes, contaminated produce, and so on — and research has shown that toxoplasmosis does affect us. The disease has been connected to psychological disorders like schizophrenia, obsessive compulsive disorder, and bipolar disorder; according to the video, it also slows reaction times, just like an infected mouse.

Video referenced:

 

[jufonuk]

I'd be sorry to be that basic as well, don't worry

I prefer dogs I think mainly because I'm allergic to most cats

 

[borborygmus]

Video referenced:

Better be careful what type of CrapSandwich you consume.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Slowly killing your hated animal with food.
Cool strategy...

 

[M1chl]

Dogs >>>>>>> Cats

Sorry

If you man and you are cat person:

 

[niilokin]

 

[Alter_Fridge]

If you man and you are cat person:

What's a geh

 

[Husky]

This is my friend's cat, Matilda. I call her Miss Meowtilda. Whenever I use the bathroom, she waits by the door and begs for food when I come out. She spends a lot of time on my lap. She always wants more food, even when she's seemingly not hungry enough to eat what's currently in her bowl.

 

[Calcium]

Go ahead and post your morbidly obese cats so I can call you a piece of shit in PM's for animal abuse.

Are you fat shaming those cats?! You fucking monster!

 

[Coolwhhip]

Men with cats aren't men.

 

[M1chl]

What's a geh

 

[Alter_Fridge]

My bad, I forgot to read geh in an Afrikaan accent

 

[M1chl]

My bad, I forgot to read geh in an Afrikaan accent

I also struggle why some people hear it as a "geh" however it's a meme, so it does not have to be logical....

 

[Alter_Fridge]

I also struggle why some people hear it as a "geh" however it's a meme, so it does not have to be logical....

No, it's pretty much phonetically correct if you read gay as an African person

 

[iconmaster]

This chonker is so big it could once be seen on Google Earth:

 

[teezzy]

You should put your cat on a diet and exercise it

 

[Stiflers Mom]

You should put your cat on a diet and exercise it

That cat should get jacked and join us on NeoGAF.

 

[MrS]

Dogs >>>>>>> Cats

Sorry

Delete your account

 

[Senua]

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Once upon a time, my father found a little stray kitty and brought him home.

Shortly thereafter, my father had to leave for a while (he didn’t live with me and my mother anymore at the time) and left the kitty with my grandparents.

My father never got the cat back. The cat slowly but surely turned into the biggest chonker I’ve ever seen in my life. As a young, slender cat he would jump on the kitchen table all the time. Later in his life, he could barely jump on the sofa. He was afraid of everything and everyone, yet he got so big he couldn’t even hide under the bed when he was scared. He would just get stuck trying.

Poor cat eventually developed trouble breathing and in the end fell sick and died a quick death. He did get to at least 10 years of age if I remember correctly, but most of his life was hindered by being so horribly fat.

Chonkers are a lot of fun to look at, but they’re not healthy. Don’t let your cat get fat.

 

[notseqi]

lmao, my first thought was "this must be about cats", GAF never disappoints.
Actually, yes, I have two cats myself and I even call one of them chonky-lord for fun, cuz he is, well, a bit more on the fatty side xD

I was scared it wasn't about cats. Sitting in a train, believing I could take the akward looks from fellow passengers, I still clicked. Thanks Obama.

 

[Pumpkin Seeds]

I love /chonkers

CHONKY IRL KNUCKLES

 

[notseqi]

I love /chonkers

CHONKY IRL KNUCKLES

but does he know da wae

edit: DOGS RULE AND CATS DROOL!

 

[Pumpkin Seeds]

but does he know da wae

edit: DOGS RULE AND CATS DROOL!

He knows da wae to da bueffae

 

[O-N-E]

This thread is mostly not for me, but I'm glad I clicked on it.

 

[MrS]

Once upon a time, my father found a little stray kitty and brought him home.

Shortly thereafter, my father had to leave for a while (he didn’t live with me and my mother anymore at the time) and left the kitty with my grandparents.

My father never got the cat back. The cat slowly but surely turned into the biggest chonker I’ve ever seen in my life. As a young, slender cat he would jump on the kitchen table all the time. Later in his life, he could barely jump on the sofa. He was afraid of everything and everyone, yet he got so big he couldn’t even hide under the bed when he was scared. He would just get stuck trying.

Poor cat eventually developed trouble breathing and in the end fell sick and died a quick death. He did get to at least 10 years of age if I remember correctly, but most of his life was hindered by being so horribly fat.

Chonkers are a lot of fun to look at, but they’re not healthy. Don’t let your cat get fat.

 

[Amory]

I don't understand how people have fat pets. Aren't you supposed to just feed them like twice a day

Are people just intentionally overfeeding them?

 

[notseqi]

I don't understand how people have fat pets. Aren't you supposed to just feed them like twice a day

Are people just intentionally overfeeding them?

People are commenting on my puppy when she stretches, ribs are visible.
I'm like 'Dude, that's how she is supposed to look'. Daft cunts don't recognize the responsibility orthe nature of the animal they got.

 

[desertdroog]

They are beauty, they are grace, they lay their lonjas all over the place.

 

[Javthusiast]

 

[GymWolf]

Dogs >>>>>>> Cats

Sorry

 

[GymWolf]

This chonker is so big it could once be seen on Google Earth:

no but seriously, what the fuck is that thing?!

 

[UncleMeat]

Chonky racoons:

 

[Potato Chip PRO]

I once had a hamster that looked dummy thick but turned out she had tumors... I get sad still thinking about it.

 

[niilokin]

 

[DESTROYA]

Look at this chonker ready to eat a person

 

[Schrödinger's cat]

SCUSE ME, COMIN' THROUGH...!

 

[brap]

Smells like reddit in here

 

[hariseldon]

I have two cats - one slightly chunky but not too bad, but the other is fucking ripped. I mean properly shredded. You don’t mess with him, especially as he has huge claws.

 

[and 3 others]

I have two cats - one slightly chunky but not too bad, but the other is fucking ripped. I mean properly shredded. You don’t mess with him, especially as he has huge claws.

Cycling Tren and Catnip?

 

[poodaddy]

This thread makes me feel better about my fat pussy. I'm always thinking, "goddammit you fat little bitch, you're cute but you're ofuckingbese, we gotta get your fat ass on a diet", but she ain't half as fat as all the fat pussies I'm seeing in here. My pussy's tight in comparison.









































My cat's are pretty fat and cute too.