A friend of mine was incorrectly circumcised. Now, his dick can't really get properly sensitive at the end because of some nerve damage, so he was literally gimped for life before he was even able to stand. Another person I know was over circumcised, which caused all sorts of problems.
I however, am uncircumcised, and I don't see what the whole big deal for even doing it is.
I don't see how it's any more hygienic. You wash, you know....like a normal person.
I'd have assumed having the membrane of the penis permanently exposed at all times would be worse for a person. Being uncircumcised means your penis is prone to direct contact damage, i.e; getting hit in the groin can directly hurt the penis head and cause serious pain and injury. Bugs and ants crawling up your shorts can have direct access to attack it. Certainly not ideal if it's some sort of flesh eating thing or a tick.
Besides, you get a boner, you go to have sex,and it looks no different than a circumcised penis anyway, once it all rolls back.
Unless of course your one of those idiot pussy kids who never rolled it back to clean it as a kid and as a result, it can't stretch when your an adult (which in many cases, restricts penis growth) and you've got a permanent ant eater thing. That sucks, but you can fix that by a slow couple years of stretching it back daily.
The whole "cheesedick" thing comes from those same idiot kids who never washed. That thing is your responsibility to wash and keep in working order.
The foreskin also serves as extra contraception in unprotected sex. The skin when forward (I don't do that, personally, It restricts the size of the head of the penis a little) during sex acts as a kind of "silencer" for the "payload" so it merely dribbles out, rather than shoots out causing babies.
The extra skin rolling back causes extra girth around the rest of the penis, too.
Every bit of extra girth counts much more than length. Women prefer even an extra teensy bit of girth, to extra inches of length.
Actually, girls would prefer a whole lot more girth than any penis on the planet can deliver, no penis can truly and ultimately satisfy a woman in that regard. It'd literally have to be as wide as a can of air spray, by the data shown in several studies. Still, having a bit of extra counts for alot.
Why is the thing even there anyway? Surely in our years of "evolution" since all this snip snip began, we'd start being born without this thing eventually right?
Why not cut off all our other "useless" body parts.
I personally think removing it removes all responsibility your child has over the thing. It's meant to be a looked after tool, not some "always ready to plow wenches" unsheathed sword.
Also, masturbation feels way better with it.
tl;dr, the foreskin is there for a reason. Leave it the fuck on, let people decide later if they find it better for them to have it off, and be a responsible parent and make your kid wash the fucking thing. At least that way you can ensure his dick will fucking work properly and not by some chance misaligned snip from some idiot doctor that fucks the rest of your sexual life.
Also, mandatory jewishrabivampiredeatheaterforeskin.jpg
