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[RedAssedApe]

lol awesome as usual. Conan so pervy. Perfect guy to review this.

 

[Dice]

OMG. Of course there are more horrible deaths in other games, but for this game?

You must be new to the franchise.

 

[Caelestis]

This is probably my favorite review by him so far.

 

[weekend_warrior]

This is my new favorite thing ever.

 

[JABEE]

This was one of the best ones.

 

[sappyday]

I've been wanting a new episode lately. Conan is still the best reviewer out there.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

"Did you say Chazum?"

"Just up...just press up."

LOL.

 

[chubigans]

I wish...her top...wouldjustcomeoff.

I lost it there.

 

[Zukuu]

Omg I have tears in my eyes. After reading all your positive feedback I finally watched the TR episode. From the concept I thought that couldn't be very funny, but oh my god. Biggest laughing parade I had in quite a while.

 

[VeryGooster]

I know they've done Xbox 360 games only, but man I hope Naughty Dog or Sony send him The Last of Us.

 

[Roche]

Oh man that ending was brutal, couldn't stop laughing at Conan's reaction though.

 

[Square Triangle]

Hahahah omg

 

[firehawk12]

The ending. lol

 

[Pistolero]

The Tomb Raider one is hilarious! Off to watch the rest!

 

[Ran rp]

That was way funnier than I expected.

I don't play Tomb Raider games and I thought since the PS1 era that it was Laura until now.

Same.

 

[eternaLightness]

Holy crap that was amazing.

 

[Odrion]

Ever played a Tomb Raider?

The scripted deaths are usually disturbing and painful... Even the old ones...

(where's that one Gif of Lara swan diving into the ground in one of the originals?)

The swan dive was something players did, not a scripted sequence.

OMG. Of course there are more horrible deaths in other games, but for this game?

This is gruesome even by Mortal Kombat 9 standards.

 

[Aleph]

Couldn't stop laughing at the end, their reaction to the death was hillarious

 

[Duffyside]

Loving this series. This one had lots of great stuff. The handbag moment got me good.

 

[UrbanRats]

That death scene was worthed for his reaction alone.
ONe of the funniest ones so far (along with the Skyrim one).

Also the "red berries" comment killed me, lol.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

That was way funnier than I expected.

Same.

Your avatar is awesome.

 

[Folstern]

Lara Croft one is the best yet. A perfectly matched game for Conan's tastes. I loled several times.

 

[VeryGooster]

In retrospect I wish EA had sent him a copy of Dead Space 3.

Imagine him playing Far Cry 3. :lol

 

[Mzo]

Soooo good.

Love Conan.

This actually makes me want the game pretty bad haha

 

[Paranerd]

"There's the ship."

"I know that's a ship!"

 

[Aaron]

The whole thing was funny, but man that ending is a killer.

 

[BlackGhost]

I know they've done Xbox 360 games only, but man I hope Naughty Dog or Sony send him The Last of Us.

I can't even imagine what that would be like :lol

 

[NEOPARADIGM]

How Conan's head reacts right with the gif .... omg my sides

 

[BorkBork]

Pervy CoNAN lol.

Couldn't stop laughing except until the end where she gets repeatedly impaled through the neck. Good god is that unnecessary.

 

[MegaKungFuRadio]

Can't wait for the Youtube death reels for this game now.

 

[RedAssedApe]

Pervy CoNAN lol.

Couldn't stop laughing except until the end where she gets repeatedly impaled through the neck. Good god is that unnecessary.

That's what makes it so funny. Once is already extremely excessive but yet they show it to you FOUR times. lol

 

[BorkBork]

That's what makes it so funny. Once is already extremely excessive but yet they show it to you FOUR times. lol

I meant in game, not the skit.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

That's what makes it so funny. Once is already extremely excessive but yet they show it to you FOUR times. lol

It's like Sideshow Bob stepping on the rakes.

 

[Saprol]

That was the best episode yet.

 

[SmithnCo]

Haha, I love this segment. The Tomb Raider one is great, dat ending.

They really abuse Lara in that game, lol.

 

[RagnarokX]

Can't wait for the Youtube death reels for this game now.

Set to Yakety Sax.

 

[Neffarias_Bredd]

For some reason these reviews really made the "sexy large breasted female companion" trope prevalent in video games stand out even more. Shit's embarrassing, I'm glad Conan pervs out whenever they show up

 

[B-Genius]

Holy shit! The spike-death fail state repeatedly. I'm dying.

I haven't played the new Tomb Raider, and that bit actually gave me just as much of a fright as Conan. It's pretty horrible!

Loved the Conan and Andy cameo in Halo 4. The knockout timing was just perfect, haha.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

Holy shit! The spike-death fail state repeatedly. I'm dying.

I know!!! So awesome lolzzz

 

[kuroshiki]

For some reason these reviews really made the "sexy large breasted female companion" trope prevalent in video games stand out even more. Shit's embarrassing, I'm glad Conan pervs out whenever they show up

Well to be fair Lara's breast this time is no where near 'large'. =P

 

[reKon]

This is the first conan video game review thing I've watched. Whole thing was incredible. My stomach was hurting from the the laughter from the spike part. GAF is on a roll today on making me laugh to death: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=515992

 

[Desiato]

What I took away from this is that Tomb Raider is Uncharted with T&A, lots of QTEs and torture porn. This does not make video games look good, lol.

 

[superpickleman]

These are always great.

That throat impalement... I'm pretty desensitized to stuff like that but the struggling got me. Goddamn.

 

[def sim]

This episode is great; easily his funniest one yet.

Getting Conan to market these games is a great idea. Whoever thought of that deserves some props.

 

[Nekofrog]

The handbag line was easily the best in the entire review. Gold.

 

[RyudBoy]

Hilarious, but watching that totally spoiled the river death scene for me. I hadn't seen or even heard of it until now. I wonder what else is gonna surprise me in the full game.

 

[HawthorneKitty]

I think Conan just sold the game for me.
I totally died with the impalings.

 

[Soi-Fong]

This stuff is amazing. Hope he does some PS3 games.. Soo good!

 

[radios shipping overview]

That video was great.

That game looks like a pile of poop.

Its so true! I swear this game is nothing more than a modern Dragons Lair in Tomb Raider clothing. How many unique death sequences can you see Dirk.. I mean Lara get herself into before you can memorize how to avoid them all.

I love you. It's so true.

 

[The Dutch Slayer]

OMG !@!!!!! INSANE !!!! HOLY SHIT hahhahahahahaha