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College Football Week 1: "What I learned this summer"

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bluemax

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One of the most time honored traditions in America, is the writing of the reflective essay at the start of each school year. Students are asked to look back on all the fun they had while not being in school and reflect on what they learned and how they grew.

So we here at BlueMax New Inc, have managed to ask a few notable personalities from the college football world, what they learned in their time away from the Grid Iron, shall we?

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Fact: I learned that no one gives a shit if I transfer.

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I learned its probably better to not have an open Twitter feed when you're a public figure.

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I learned that Will Muschamp doesn't like weed and winning nearly as much as Coach Meyer.

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I learned that there is a limit to college pranks. And when you're my age you should probably not be doing them still.

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I learned that $25k just doesn't buy what it used to.

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I learned that just because they call you the Senator, it doesn't give you Carte blanche to act like an actual politician.

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I learned that as long as you have fabulous hair, people will give you another shot.

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I learned that CBS is a bunch of racist gits.

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I learned that you should probably sign your contract before attempting to discredit your planned replacement.

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I learned its probably not wise to use a car rented by a university employee for a joy ride.

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I learned the NCAA really is just jelly.

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I, uh, oh shit!

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I was supposed to learn something?

Associated Press said:
1 Oklahoma (36) 0-0
2 Alabama (17) 0-0
3 Oregon (4) 0-0
4 LSU (1) 0-0
5 Boise State (2) 0-0
6 Florida State 0-0
7 Stanford 0-0
8 Texas A&M 0-0
9 Oklahoma State 0-0
10 Nebraska 0-0
11 Wisconsin 0-0
12 South Carolina 0-0
13 Virginia Tech 0-0
14 TCU 0-0
15 Arkansas 0-0
16 Notre Dame 0-0
17 Michigan State 0-0
18 Ohio State 0-0
19 Georgia 0-0
20 Mississippi State 0-0
21 Missouri 0-0
22 Florida 0-0
23 Auburn 0-0
24 West Virginia 0-0
25 USC 0-0

Sports Information Directors said:
1 Oklahoma (42) 0-0
2 Alabama (13) 0-0
3 Oregon (2) 0-0
4 LSU (2) 0-0
5 Florida State 0-0
6 Stanford 0-0
7 Boise State 0-0
8 Oklahoma State 0-0
9 Texas A&M 0-0
10 Wisconsin 0-0
11 Nebraska 0-0
12 South Carolina 0-0
13 Virginia Tech 0-0
14 Arkansas 0-0
15 TCU 0-0
16 Ohio State 0-0
17 Michigan State 0-0
18 Notre Dame 0-0
19 Auburn 0-0
20 Mississippi State 0-0
21 Missouri 0-0
22 Georgia 0-0
23 Florida 0-0
24 Texas 0-0
25 Penn State 0-0

Week 1 Schedule said:
6:00 PM ET Murray State at Louisville
7:00 PM ET Villanova at Temple ESPN3.com
7:00 PM ET South Carolina State at Central Michigan
7:00 PM ET North Texas at Florida International ESPN3.com
7:00 PM ET New Hampshire at Toledo ESPN3.com
7:30 PM ET Fordham at Connecticut ESPN3.com
7:30 PM ET Western Carolina at Georgia Tech ESPN3.com
7:30 PM ET North Carolina Central at Rutgers ESPN3.com
8:00 PM ET UNLV at No. 11 Wisconsin ESPN3.com
8:00 PM ET No. 20 Mississippi State at Memphis
8:00 PM ET Wake Forest at Syracuse ESPN3.com
8:00 PM ET Montana State at Utah
9:00 PM ET Bowling Green at Idaho
9:15 PM ET Kentucky vs. Western Kentucky*
10:00 PM ET UC Davis at Arizona State

Friday, September 2
7:30 PM ET Youngstown State at No. 17 Michigan State Big Ten Network
8:00 PM ET No. 14 TCU at Baylor ESPN3.com

Saturday, September 3
12:00 PM ET Akron at No. 18 Ohio State ESPN3.com
12:00 PM ET Miami (OH) at No. 21 Missouri
12:00 PM ET Utah State at No. 23 Auburn ESPN3.com
12:00 PM ET Northwestern at Boston College
12:00 PM ET Indiana State at Penn State Big Ten Network
12:00 PM ET Tennessee Tech at Iowa Big Ten Network
12:00 PM ET Middle Tennessee at Purdue Big Ten Network
12:20 PM ET Kent State at No. 2 Alabama ESPN3.com
12:30 PM ET Appalachian State at No. 13 Virginia Tech ESPN3.com
2:00 PM ET South Dakota at Air Force
3:30 PM ET Louisiana-Monroe at No. 6 Florida State
3:30 PM ET Chattanooga at No. 10 Nebraska
3:30 PM ET South Florida at No. 16 Notre Dame NBC
3:30 PM ET Minnesota at No. 25 USC ESPN3.com
3:30 PM ET Western Michigan at Michigan ESPN3.com
3:30 PM ET James Madison at North Carolina ESPN3.com
3:30 PM ET Troy at Clemson ESPN3.com
3:30 PM ET UCLA at Houston
3:30 PM ET Arkansas State at Illinois Big Ten Network
3:30 PM ET Delaware at Navy
3:30 PM ET Southeastern Louisiana at Tulane
4:00 PM ET Sacramento State at Oregon State
4:45 PM ET Brigham Young at Ole Miss ESPN3.com
5:00 PM ET San Jose State at No. 7 Stanford
5:00 PM ET Idaho State at Washington State
6:00 PM ET Liberty at North Carolina State ESPN3.com
6:00 PM ET Colorado State at New Mexico
6:00 PM ET Buffalo at Pittsburgh ESPN3.com
6:00 PM ET William & Mary at Virginia ESPN3.com
6:00 PM ET Montana at Tennessee ESPN3.com
7:00 PM ET Louisiana-Lafayette at No. 9 Oklahoma State
7:00 PM ET East Carolina vs. No. 12 South Carolina* ESPN3.com
7:00 PM ET Missouri State at No. 15 Arkansas ESPN3.com
7:00 PM ET Florida Atlantic at No. 22 Florida
7:00 PM ET Fresno State at California
7:00 PM ET Northern Iowa at Iowa State NeuLion Webcast
7:00 PM ET Richmond at Duke ESPN3.com
7:00 PM ET Eastern Washington at Washington
7:00 PM ET Indiana at Ball State
7:00 PM ET Charleston Southern at UCF
7:00 PM ET Austin Peay at Cincinnati ESPN3.com
7:00 PM ET Howard at Eastern Michigan
7:00 PM ET McNeese State at Kansas
7:00 PM ET Eastern Kentucky at Kansas State
7:00 PM ET Army at Northern Illinois ESPN3.com
7:00 PM ET Texas State at Texas Tech
7:30 PM ET Elon at Vanderbilt ESPN3.com
8:00 PM ET Tulsa at No. 1 Oklahoma FX
8:00 PM ET No. 3 Oregon vs. No. 4 LSU (Neutral Site ;-)
8:00 PM ET No. 5 Boise State at No. 19 Georgia ESPN3.com
8:00 PM ET Ohio at New Mexico State ESPN3.com
8:00 PM ET Rice at Texas Longhorn Network
9:00 PM ET Stony Brook at UTEP
9:00 PM ET Weber State at Wyoming
10:00 PM ET Northern Arizona at Arizona
10:00 PM ET Cal Poly at San Diego State
10:00 PM ET Louisiana Tech at Southern Miss
10:15 PM ET Colorado at Hawaii ESPN3.com

Sunday, September 4
3:30 PM ET Marshall at No. 24 West Virginia ESPN3.com
7:30 PM ET Southern Methodist at No. 8 Texas A&M
Monday, September 5
8:00 PM ET Miami (FL) at Maryland ESPN3.com

"This space reserved for the Heisman Pundit Heisman Poll"
timetokill said:
GAF NCAAFB Pick'em 2011

The Pick'em is here again this year, and works similarly to last year's, with a few tweaks. Here are the rules:

  • 15 games will be selected by me each week
  • Players pick a winner for each game and how much they think they will win by (margin of victory)
  • You can get up to 2 points per game: 1 point for picking the winning team, and another point if your margin of victory prediction is within 3 of the actual margin of victory
  • Maximum of 30 points each week
  • Each player's lowest week will be automatically dropped
  • Anybody can play, just post your picks!


So without further ado:

GAF Pick'em Week 1 Games
(14) TCU @ Baylor by X
Akron @ (18) Ohio State by X
Utah State @ (23) Auburn by X
Northwestern @ Boston College by X
BYU @ Ole Miss by X
Rice @ Texas by X
UCLA @ Houston by X
Minnesota @ (25) USC by X
South Florida @ (16) Notre Dame by X
Idaho State @ Washington State by X
Fresno State @ California by X
Colorado @ Hawaii by X
(5) Boise State @ (19) Georgia by X
Miami (FL) @ Maryland by X
(3) Oregon vs (4) LSU by X


Hard to pick games for the opening weeks since so many cupcakes are scheduled. :(

Thanks again to everybody for last year and for letting me do this again this year. Good luck!
 

bluemax

Banned
Commence with the bitching about how it's not funny or whatever.

I'll have you know I went through like 60 page of the off season thread to pull ideas. Considering the last 2 months covered 30 pages all of which were pretty much about the Longhorn Network and shitty school's shitty uniforms, I figured I had enough material.
 

Kevtones

Member
Nicely done, Bluemax.


Would've preferred 'We smoked it all.' as the Cliff Harris caption...




Going up to Mr. Pockets in Manhattan Beach this week for the game. It's the 'designated alumni bar' for BOTH LSU and Oregon in Southern California. Should be :D
 

lush

Member
Thank you Based God.

Missed you sports. Stoked for Saturday, praise the heavens I'm off on Saturday. Will be in Neyland as Tennessee takes on the powerhouse that is Montana. Sucks I'm going to miss LSU-Oregon and UGA-BSU though.
 

mre

Golden Domers are chickenshit!!
lush said:
Thank you Based God.

Missed you sports. Stoked for Saturday, praise the heavens I'm off on Saturday. Will be in Neyland on Saturday as Tennessee takes on the powerhouse that is Montana. Sucks I'm going to miss LSU-Oregon and UGA-BSU though.

ANOTHER Tennessee fan? I thought we'd already reached our sister-fucking hillbilly quota for the season?
 

Lkr

Member
why is there an asterisk next to the Oregon/LSU game? Do I really have to put up with bullshit blackouts even with espn3? i want that and boise/georgia, wtf espn!
 
So, season predictions anyone? Oh, and is there going to be a pick 'em or anything else like that for the season?

UCF

Week 1 vs Charleston Southern - W
Week 2 vs Boston College - W
Week 3 at Florida Int'l - W
Week 4 at BYU - L
Week 6 vs Marshall - W
Week 7 at SMU - W
Week 8 at UAB - W
Week 9 vs Memphis - W
Week 10 vs Tulsa - W
Week 11 at Southern Miss. - W(we need to win this one)
Week 12 at East Carolina - W
Week 13 vs Texas-El Paso - W
vs. Tulsa CCG - W

vs. SEC shit team in Liberty - W

13-1 overall

I actually hate doing this because I never want to pick against my own team.
 

bluemax

Banned
Lkr said:
why is there an asterisk next to the Oregon/LSU game? Do I really have to put up with bullshit blackouts even with espn3? i want that and boise/georgia, wtf espn!
I believe that is how ESPN indicates it's a neutral site game. That one won't be blacked out.
 

Westonian

Member
GoldenEye 007 said:
So, season predictions anyone? Oh, and is there going to be a pick 'em or anything else like that for the season?

UCF

Week 1 vs Charleston Southern - W
Week 2 vs Boston College - W
Week 3 at Florida Int'l - W
Week 4 at BYU - L
Week 6 vs Marshall - W
Week 7 at SMU - W
Week 8 at UAB - W
Week 9 vs Memphis - W
Week 10 vs Tulsa - W
Week 11 at Southern Miss. - W(we need to win this one)
Week 12 at East Carolina - W
Week 13 vs Texas-El Paso - W
vs. Tulsa CCG - W

vs. SEC shit team in Liberty - W

13-1 overall

I actually hate doing this because I never want to pick against my own team.
That week 4 game actually scares me more than Ole Miss, Texas or Utah. Glad it's in Provo.
 

Lkr

Member
i'm just hoping i don't get fucked over with tickets for the FSU game. I have a student booster account, i'd better not get hosed :\
 
Westonian said:
That week 4 game actually scares me more than Ole Miss, Texas or Utah. Glad it's in Provo.
Yeah, that will be really interesting. I'm hoping we can take it, but I wouldn't be shocked with a loss. Short week plus a long travel to Provo is not a good combo for UCF at all.
 

cdyhybrid

Member
Lkr said:
why is there an asterisk next to the Oregon/LSU game? Do I really have to put up with bullshit blackouts even with espn3? i want that and boise/georgia, wtf espn!

The game is going to be vacated by both teams before it's actually played.
 

mre

Golden Domers are chickenshit!!
cdyhybrid said:
The game is going to be vacated by both teams before it's actually played.
I hear that the half-time entertainment will be a live interview of Willie Lyles by an NCAA investigator.
 

NewLib

Banned
mre said:
You're about 4 or so months early for the smack talking.

Hey, at least wait until we get bum rushed by Florida before killing our dreams. KENTUCKY GOING TO THE SUGA DADDY BOWL.
 
Everyone will bow to the true BCS Busters of 2011-2012!

DEREK CARR and FRESNO STATE!

Cal this week, Nebraska next week.. after that it's easy street!!!
 

Kevtones

Member
Oregon 2011 Predictions:

LSU* - W 31-21
Nevada - W 52-10
Missouri State - W 278-4
@Arizona W 44-38
Califronia W 27-6
Arizona State W 48-21
@ Colorado W 23-13
WSU W 42-20
@ Washington W 31-28
@ Stanford W 47-24
USC W 35-34
Oregon State W 52-28
CCG Utah W 47-17

MNC Alabama W 4-2
 

mre

Golden Domers are chickenshit!!
NewLib said:
Hey, at least wait until we get bum rushed by Florida before killing our dreams. KENTUCKY GOING TO THE SUGA DADDY BOWL.

I didn't realize that Sugar Daddy was sponsoring a bowl game. Interesting.

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mre

Golden Domers are chickenshit!!
Rafa=FedKilla said:
We got a stadium now!

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I'm so sorry. I just saw this .gif and I was looking for any excuse to post it. I really am glad your team has a stadium.
 
Florida Atlantic-W
UAB-W
Tennessee-W
@Kentucky-W
Alabama-W
@LSU-L
@Auburn-W
UGA-W
Vandy-W
@South Carolina-L
Furman-W
FSU-W
SEC CG vs LSU-W
Sugar Bowl-W

12-2 Go Gators!!!
 
Alligatorjandro said:
Florida Atlantic-W
UAB-W
Tennessee-W
@Kentucky-W
Alabama-W
@LSU-L
@Auburn-W
UGA-W
Vandy-W
@South Carolina-L
Furman-W
FSU-W
SEC CG vs LSU-W
Sugar Bowl-W

12-2 Go Gators!!!

what a weak ass Non-conference schedule!!!!
 

McNei1y

Member
Labor Day can't come here soon enough. GO TERPS! Danny O'Brien's sophmore year is finally here! Can't wait to see them this year, along with those fresh jerseys.
 

Cyan

Banned
Bahaha, forgot about some of those. What a ridiculous offseason. Good job on the thread, amigo. ;)

Looking forward to the Lyles Bowl and... not much else, this week.
 
Go Bears!

This has the makings of a long and frustrating season for Cal, but at least there's some young talent on the team that could be entertaining.
 

Cyan

Banned
Cornballer said:
Go Bears!

This has the makings of a long and frustrating season for Cal, but at least there's some young talent on the team that could be entertaining.
Go Bears!

And yeah, that sounds about right. I'm predicting 6-6, and I think that might be optimistic. Hopefully Maynard will step up. And Isi. And everybody else. :/
 

jstevenson

Sailor Stevenson
I enjoyed my last free Saturday until December yesterday at my boss's wedding.

Now let's get this shit on. Going to three games this season

-Fresno State
@Wisconsin
-Iowa

(also have tickets for Big Ten Championship... and uh, hopefully, Rose Bowl)

Also, I am praying to god we mess up Washington in Lincoln just because I want the rubber match badly after we sent the walk-ons to San Diego in December
 
Cornballer said:
Go Bears!

This has the makings of a long and frustrating season for Cal, but at least there's some young talent on the team that could be entertaining.

YOU are on my radar this week bub! I want your tears!!!!!
 

Westonian

Member
BYU 2011

9/3 @ Ole Miss W
9/10 @ Texas L
9/17 Utah W
9/23 Central Florida W
9/30 Utah St. W
10/8 San Jose St. W
10/15 @ Oregon St. W
10/22 Idaho St. W
10/28 @ TCU L
11/12 Idaho W
11/19 New Mexico St. W
12/3 @ Hawaii L

Armed Forces Bowl v MWC W

10-3 after last season is almost too much to ask for, but I think this year is going to be great!
 
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