C&C was so annoying to the top brass and it contains so much "harmful ideas" that they had to drive it to an island and throw a parade while it was sinking. And now they remaster the original
. Those EA suits are really the worst psychos out there. And they bring back the original voice actor and gave her the same lines. WHAT FOR? That voice is just perfect. Well, they really love dancing on dead bodies.
I'll translate this for you:
Fellow Command & Conquer fans,
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We don't care what you are babbling about.
First we would like to say thank you for all the feedback on the gameplay teaser reveal back in October. We’ve made an effort to read every comment that came through on Reddit, along with feedback posted in Discord and other media channels. We’ve been categorizing the feedback into various buckets, and exploring which items are feasible to tackle within the original source code and our overall production schedule. Alongside this effort, the team has already been addressing some of the low-hanging fruit items, such as the team color inaccuracies called out in many of the comments.
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We thought this would be an easy copy paste task for us, but YOU people can't sit on your laurels, therefore we are utterly annoyed seeing how much feedback we had to sift through to fish out the zero effort issues and dedicate someone from the cleaning department to it.
For the update this month, we wanted to share the approach we’re taking for one of the most important characters in the franchise: EVA. We wanted to start with a behind-the-scenes story of what it was like to record the original voice over, and then describe how we’re planning to remaster this iconic character. Below is an overview from Frank Klepacki on this experience:
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So, here is some cannon fodder for you. Hope you will ejaculate when you read this. Klepacki was totally brainwashed while we killed Westwood so we keep him around.
Unfortunately the original tapes of Kia’s performance were not found – but that being said, there is definitely inherent noise, and noticeable rumble throughout the original games files, which would have needed a lot of clean up.
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This is the bullshit excuse we thought people would eat, since the audio has zero issues.
So therefore we’re going to keep that in its legacy form for the Remaster, and Frank will do his best to clean up the original audio.
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As we said, the original audio is perfect, so we'll keep the announcer as it is.
We know you’re eager to see more gameplay details as well (especially around Red Alert), and will aim to share more of that content in the new year. Please continue to provide your comments in the thread below, and we hope everyone has a great holiday season.
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Continue babble about whatever you want, we don't really give a rat's ass about it. But of course if you are a fan, you have to buy it, otherwise we will fuck up you beloved franchises even more.