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Completely mediocre games...that you just can't stop playing.

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Bad graphics, bad performance, bad AI, lots of bugs ... but I nearly platinum'd it and haven't had any desire to sell it.
 
Rage is anything but Mediocre. Loved the game from little I have played. I wish I had consoles to play that in its full beauty.
 
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Mediocre by everyone else's standards, but I played (and platinumed) the game recently and honestly, it was just fucking fun to play. I thought it looked great, played great, and some of the physics based puzzles were awesome and reminded me of HL2. There is also a TON of variety in the single player campaign. I had a blast with this game.

Agreed. Not the best shooter and it's pretty awful looking and clunky at times, but the mere fact that I'm playing Duke Nukem Forever in its finished form is just an awesome feeling. That, combined with the variety of things you'll be doing throughout (Rarely do you ever see a shooter these days that makes you stop to solve puzzles, platform, race, etc) and the unique locales (Casinos, The Hive, Duke Burger, etc) make it a really memorable experience. Dated, but memorable, and I have no regrets about buying the Balls of Steel Edition.
 
Put in about 20 hours in 1.5 days in Hinterland.

Never played it again (replay value and loot in that game is pure shit and boring - give me much larger maps and tons more loot and let me expand my city more and you may have had me).

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Beat Bloodrayne despite hating the repetitive battles and boring environments - I finally downloaded a cheat code and literally slack mouthed my way to the end...but even then it still went on forever and forever and was so fucking boring.

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For me its been:

Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City
Game got blasted in reviews, blasted on this board... and yet i find it quite entertaining, with a pretty decent about of content to unlock (abilities/weapons), and some pretty cool Multiplayer modes (Survivors, Heroes)....

I think its partly due to the setting, and that your technically playing as the "Bad guys" from RE2 and 3 that provide the hook...
 
For some reason when I turn on Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection I always gravitate towards Phantasy Star 3. Compared to 2 and 4 it certainly qualifies as mediocre. But I just can't stop playing it for some reason...nostalgia probably.
 
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I personally had a blast playing through Dead to Rights: Retribution, though that may have been because I'm partial to Siberian Huskies heh :)

I think the first Dead to Rights had that affect on me, but it was more of a study in game design for me.

It was fascinating noting all the ways that a decent enough idea on paper went horribly wrong in execution, with a few brief moments of awesome gun-play thrown in between the misfires.

I repeatedly noting throughout my playthrough "and this is where a normal person would quit" either because the controls were obtuse, or the task too unintuitive or demanding. Beat the game though and had a good laugh after.
 
Those people who list Diablo 3 - how is it any different from Diablo 2? I always considered Diablo series a very simplistic clickfest, Diablo 3 sounds like more of the same to me.
 
Those people who list Diablo 3 - how is it any different from Diablo 2? I always considered Diablo series a very simplistic clickfest, Diablo 3 sounds like more of the same to me.

They removed a lot of the intricacies of it. They made it much more dumbed down with a much flatter learning curve. Not that it's bad, I rather fancy it to be honest but, it depends on where you held Diablo 2 because some people dove thousands of hours into that game and loved it dearly.
 
Geometry Wars on Xbox, I'm always trying to crack top 100 scores dont know how its possible for people.


Also find myself going back to CS 1.6 whenever i get bored.
 
Those people who list Diablo 3 - how is it any different from Diablo 2? I always considered Diablo series a very simplistic clickfest, Diablo 3 sounds like more of the same to me.


It feels unfinished to me, the loot, the balance issues, act 4, coupled with a really bad story and awful writing (main story, the npcs are decent), there is just no reason to keep at it. It feels incomplete, which considering its development time, is just insane.
 
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There are two different games here, one shit and one is very fun,make the mistake by playing with the Caddock and you;ll have really a bad and broken game, but play as E'lara and you'll get Gears of Fantasy and it's just as addictive as Gears of War ( since it's the same thing but with bow and arrows instead of huge guns) the game still need better levels design and variety but with E'lara it's tons of fun.
 
I am actually surprised of the ammount of post regarding Diablo III. I consider it mediocre, but I barelly played it compared to D2( just 30hrs vs hundreds) I Can't say it I keep comming back since I stopped completly and decided to play DXHR, Witcher 2 and other way better games.

Skyrim on the other hand, I though it was amazing at first and I wouldn't dare call it mediocre, but its insane how repetitive, well, everything gets. I Never expected the whole world to be unique,considering the scope of the game, but I had a constant feeling of deja vu very early.
I will return to it eventually even if I consider it a bit boring... Its far from Mediocre though.

I guess I Got nothing them :/
 
Lately I would say Shadows of the Damned fits the bill. I've also got a feeling that Lollipop Chainsaw is going to fall under the same category whenever I get that.
 
I will say Diablo 3 for reasons that others have already noted. I'd also add that compared to the first two it's very bland in terms of environments, atmosphere and music. It's certainly not terrible, just really uninspired and bland.
 
Agreed. Not the best shooter and it's pretty awful looking and clunky at times, but the mere fact that I'm playing Duke Nukem Forever in its finished form is just an awesome feeling. That, combined with the variety of things you'll be doing throughout (Rarely do you ever see a shooter these days that makes you stop to solve puzzles, platform, race, etc) and the unique locales (Casinos, The Hive, Duke Burger, etc) make it a really memorable experience. Dated, but memorable, and I have no regrets about buying the Balls of Steel Edition.

I definitely don't regret playing it. It was a fairly unique out-of-time experience considering where fps titles where went it finally came out. Just the fact that I was finally able to play it, flawed as it was, added to the amusement.
 
Yeah, Diablo 3. I'm not really sure why I'm still playing, considering how many times I've raged at having my character lag-teleport back to the middle of the mob I just escaped two seconds ago.
 
I put 90+ hours into Just Cause 2. It gets extremely repetitive after a while, but I just had so much fun traversing the world and messing around with the grappling hook that I kept playing long after I finished the story. I still haven't touched any of the mods... I'll probably end up picking up again at some point.

Tiny Tower has me addicted at the moment. It's well-made for what it is, but it's basically Farmville in a prettier skin. At this point I've invested so much time that I feel like I have to keep going.

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Not the best game in the world and most of the missions are stupid but it's still fun jumping/gliding/rocket boosting around the city. Oh yeah I even bought the DLC.

Thanks for reminding me of this, I just ordered a copy. I put way too much time in the first Crackdown but the second went totally under my radar for some reason.
 
Until a couple of weeks ago, Star Wars: The Old Republic.
 
Rage is in no way mediocre.

The gunplay is great and the game is just plain fun. If anything it's flawed, not mediocre.

I'll say Mass Effect 2.
 
Lollipop Chainsaw.

Serviceable would be an apt word to describe it, yet I can't stop playing until I squeeze every bit of life out of it. The graphics are decent, the charm of the lead is undeniable, the VO is great, the music is awesome, yet the game mechanics are decidedly average for an action game. Limited combos, poor enemy variation, little variation on the best way to kill them, poor enemy A.I., etc. Also, very frequent load times. Very frequent.

But I still don't intend to stop playing it just yet.
 
So damn repetitive yet so fun..
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I have yet to finish one God of War game but somehow I finished this and got almost all the achievements.
 
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