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[ShadowsFell]

I've debated about making this thread, but alas, I shall present it.

I have an issue. That issue concerns condoms. My penis is of the thicker variety. I've tried Trojan Magnums, Magnum XL's, Trustex Extra larges, and One "The Legend", condoms. The length of these condoms is perfectly fine, and a non-issue. But thickness however, is.

When I try on any of the above condoms, I can only get them down to about 1.5 inches from the base. And that's with quite a struggle, even when using lube to assist my efforts. Also, and primarily, it pinches my penis very hard, and hurts a good deal. This makes sex with the condom painful, and just uncomfortable. I'm sure it increases the risk of the condom breaking as well. I still use them however.

I've searched on the Internet for wider condoms, but haven't really turned anything up. There's a condom made by Trojan (I believe) that offers a wider nominal width, but it doesn't offer STD protection. So that's no good. There's also a website in the UK that makes wider condoms, but I don't believe they ship to the U.S.

So, I wanted to know if I've missed anything somewhere; some brand? Or would female condoms be an alternative to consider? Do they work well? Help me out Gaf!

 

[RatskyWatsky]

What is your exact girth?

 

[Summer Haze]

 

[Atilac]

Stealth brag thread?

 

[hateradio]

Cut it off, it's the only way.

 

[GK86]

How thick? Compare it to a beverage can/bottle.

 

[njean777]

Nice bragging thread op .

I have no idea about condoms, regular ones fit me so I usually don't look or browse condoms.

 

[CountAntonius]

What is your exact girth?

 

[terrisus]

Width: The lesser talked-about struggle.

Never used condoms, though, so I have no advice for you there.

 

[Siegcram]

Plastic wrap and rubber band.

 

[ShadowsFell]

Stealth brag thread?

I knew someone would say this. Haha. Definitely not. More like an I feel like I've exhausted my other options sort of thread.

What is your exact girth?

I actually have never measured, so I can't say.

 

[AnathemicOne]

Stealth brag thread?

Stealth brag thread.

 

[usernamechange]

If you think condoms "dont fit" youre using and outting them on wrong. Normal condoms can fit on legs and arms. Your dick is not as thick as a leg dude.

 

[Subpar Spatula]

Beer Can Thickness™

 

[SalvaPot]

Sounds harsh, I´m surprised the internet can´t help you.

Have you tried going to a doctor? Maybe they can help you out.

 

[InfiniteBento]

Fits every size

 

[ShadowsFell]

Stealth brag thread.

I was worried about making the thread because of this.

If you think condoms "dont fit" youre using and outting them on wrong. Normal condoms can fit on legs and arms. Your dick is not as thick as a leg dude.

Then explain to me how I might be using them improperly please.

 

[CountAntonius]

I knew someone would say this. Haha. Definitely not. More like an I feel like I've exhausted my other options sort of thread.

Did you use google and honestly think "well nothing here maybe gaf could help."?

I googled "condoms for thick penis" and came up with a bunch of results where they list condoms for the well endowed gentleman.

First result.

Now thanks to you i'm gonna get penis related ads.

 

[SeanR1221]

If you think condoms "dont fit" youre using and outting them on wrong. Normal condoms can fit on legs and arms. Your dick is not as thick as a leg dude.

Mine is

 

[-Silver-]

Could try this:

http://www.coripa.com/measure-for-your-custom-fit-condom

 

[Foshy]

I've searched on the Internet for wider condoms, but haven't really turned anything up. There's a condom made by Trojan (I believe) that offers a wider nominal width, but it doesn't offer STD protection. So that's no good.

huh, how does that work?

 

[peanutbutterlatte]

Yeah I have this problem too. I know sex with a condom is always going to feel slightly less pleasurable, but they literally choke my dick. Ex was on birth control, so was never a problem, but now I'm single and might actually have some casual sex, I'm going to have to learn to wear them properly...

 

[Lulubop]

Oh my

 

[RatskyWatsky]

I actually have never measured, so I can't say.

Oh please.

In any case, you need to measure. You won't be able to find a condom that will fit unless you know your exact measurements. Once you know your measurements, you'll be able to find a condom that fits your specifications to your satisfaction.

 

[ShadowsFell]

Did you use google and honestly think "well nothing here maybe gaf could help."?

I googled "condoms for thick penis" and came up with a bunch of results where they list condoms for the well endowed gentleman.

First result.

Now thanks to you i'm gonna get penis related ads.

I've done a whole lot of googling. But the potential for missing something is always there. Hence why I made this thread. I've been considering female condoms, but I've heard that they suck from people who have used them before.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Mine is

I always suspected that you skipped leg days

 

[Angelus Errare]

Shane Diesel posts on GAF?

 

[Bubbavelli]

Thats why you dont use condoms op. They just get in the way of things

 

[Symphonia]

Who even uses condoms?

 

[hateradio]

I actually have never measured, so I can't say.

So you've gone through your whole life with this thick appendage and never once bothered to measure it?

yeahok.gif

 

[ShadowsFell]

Oh please.

In any case, you need to measure. You won't be able to find a condom that will fit unless you know your exact measurements. Once you know your measurements, you'll be able to find a condom that fits your specifications.

I've measured length, of course, but never girth. That's the truth.

I've looked up the nominal width of every "large" size brand I could find, and they're all roughly in the same ballpark, it seems.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

 

[CountAntonius]

Shane Diesel posts on GAF?

nah, Shorty Mac.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

I've measured length, of course, but never girth. That's the truth.

I've looked up the nominal width of every "large" size brand I could find, and they're all roughly in the same ballpark, it seems.

Cool. Grab a measuring tape and measure it then.

 

[Sheytan]

 

[zeroOman]

xDDDD

 

[The Beard]

This is some BS. Lol

I've seen people wrap Regular size Condoms around their heads.

Nice try though.

 

[ShadowsFell]

huh, how does that work?

http://www.condomdepot.com/product/detail.cfm/pid/2333

 

[SolidusDave]

I'm sorry but I have a hard time believing this story.

At least the part about not fully getting in on it. Comfort/tightness is another thing, sure.

 

[ShadowsFell]

Cool. Grab a measuring tape and measure it then.

What resource can I go to with that information that would help me then?

 

[Sai-kun]

What is your exact girth?

somehow i knew you would be the first poster

 

[OricWindstar]

So, like this?

 

[terrisus]

Who even uses condoms?

We're so alike, in so many ways.

 

[Exokell]

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you wanna see his dick? Lmao

 

[ShadowsFell]

Oh, I have a picture of my attempt to put one of them on, but obviously that won't be getting posted here or anywhere else.

 

[Reverend Funk]

If it's too big for a condom, it's too big for me.

 

[Angelus Errare]

She does NOT have my attention.

 

[w3bba]

i struggle with you OP and looked far and wide for a good fitting condom.

my recommendation are these:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/My-size-Condoms-10-Piece-Sizes-47-49-53-57-60-69-Mm-/261320948765

(hope you know the metric system )

i can easily get them here in germany, only found that eBay link for US delivery. might giv the 60+ ones a try, they are bigger then most XXL condoms you find.

Edit:

at all who show off those condom strech pics...trust me, a normal one may fit but its uncomfortable as hell. only after finding the rght size i was able to enjoy condom-sex

 

[SeanR1221]

I always suspected that you skipped leg days

You had to go there bro. You just had to.

 

[ShadowsFell]

i struggle with you OP and looked far and wide for a good fitting condom.

my recommendation are these:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/My-size-Condoms-10-Piece-Sizes-47-49-53-57-60-69-Mm-/261320948765

(hope you know the metric system )

i can easily get them here in germany, only found that eBay link for US delivery. might giv the 60+ ones a try, they are bigger then most XXL condoms you find.

Oh, awesome! I'll have to look into these. Thank you.