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[terrisus]

Oh, I have a picture of my attempt to put one of them on, but obviously that won't be getting posted here or anywhere else.

White Man's Rule

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RIP White Man

 

[Subpar Spatula]

She has my attention.

You think... she... goes feet deep?

 

[GtwoK]

This is some BS. Lol

I've seen people wrap Regular size Condoms around their heads.

Nice try though.

If you think condoms "dont fit" youre using and outting them on wrong. Normal condoms can fit on legs and arms. Your dick is not as thick as a leg dude.

I'm sure you could fit a fat man into an XS shirt, doesn't mean he won't suffocate.

 

[PjotrStroganov]

So, like this?

This one got me.

 

[Ryce]

http://www.reddit.com/r/bigdickproblems

The "I can fit a condom on my leg/arm/head!" stuff is bullshit. Try leaving a condom on your leg for an hour. Condoms aren't supposed to cut off circulation and leave a deep impression, which is a problem for a lot of guys. Larger condoms exist for legitimate reasons.

 

[Naked Snake]

I have a thick one too, but I find the XL varieties adequate... Not ideal but they get the job done.

That said, condoms are the worst necessary evil. I hate them.

Also I can't find large sized conforms for sale anywhere in my country, have to order them in bulk online, which means extra cost and inconvenience.

 

[Dark Stalkers]

What is friction, Batman?

 

[Blackstarhat]

this thread is making me honry for some reason.

 

[ShadowsFell]

http://www.reddit.com/r/bigdickproblems

The "I can fit a condom on my leg/arm/head!" stuff is bullshit. Try leaving a condom on your leg for an hour. Condoms aren't supposed to cut off circulation and leave a deep impression, which is a problem for a lot of guys. Larger condoms exist for legitimate reasons.

Precisely. I'd love to walk into Walgreens and be able to get whatever condom I want, any time I want it. Unfortunately I can't do that.

 

[w3bba]

Oh, awesome! I'll have to look into these. Thank you.

you're welcome

aditionally, sice you havent measured it yet, give that thing a try to find the right size

http://www.mysize-condoms.com/measuring/

 

[Mr.Pig]

There are online shops selling condoms where the various products' measurements are listed along with a guide to how you measure your precious.
And to those who argue that a condom will fit any dick - yes, it will, but will it be comfortable? Probably not.

 

[ShadowsFell]

you're welcome

aditionally, sice you havent measured it yet, give that thing a try to find the right size

http://www.mysize-condoms.com/measuring/

I'll definitely check it out. Thanks for being so helpful. I really appreciate it. I knew I'd get a bunch of shit for making this thread, but I figured some other people out there have encountered this same issue, and perhaps arrived at a solution.

 

[PaperFlame]

A normal condom can fit an arm, its true my health teacher showed me.

 

[Bubbavelli]

White Man's Rule

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RIP White Man

That threesome thread is probably the thread that drew me into gaf and its absurdity

 

[w3bba]

I'll definitely check it out. Thanks for being so helpful. I really appreciate it. I knew I'd get a bunch of shit for making this thread, but I figured some other people out there have encountered this same issue, and perhaps arrived at a solution.

yeah...know what you mean. took years to finally find a solution that works AND is affordable.

so suit up properly and have fun with whoever you want to screw with

 

[Roo]

this thread is making me honry for some reason.

 

[Particle Physicist]

You think... she... goes feet deep?

You mean thigh deep, the foot is just the tip

 

[data]

Anal.

 

[delta25]

Lol, I'm fucking dying here

 

[Calvero]

White Man's Rule

Spoiler

RIP White Man

what happened to him?

 

[Tenck]

you wanna see his dick? Lmao

You censor your porn by any chance?

Wait nvm don't answer. Don't want to know what weird stuff you're in to.

 

[soundscream]

Regular magnums are the same size as regular condoms they just have a larger head. I don't know if the XL versions are just longer versions of the standard magnums.

I've seen demonstrations where people will put a condom over there hands but its not the same. Its sensitive down there . Wearing non magnums feels like my dick is being strangled.

 

[Pinko Marx]

What is friction, Batman?

this avatar makes me giggle uncontrollably.

 

[ShadowsFell]

You censor your porn by any chance?

Wait nvm don't answer. Don't want to know what weird stuff you're in to.

Well, I'm not in any sort of porn, but some some dude who claimed to work for a gay porn site offered me $1,000 to masturbate for said gay porn site, back in 2006.

I should clarify that this was on MySpace, and possibly not legitimate.

 

[Pinko Marx]

Well, I'm not in porn, but some some dude who claimed to work for a gay porn site claimed offered me $1,000 to masturbate for said gay porn site, back in 2006.

So what do you fap to? And don't tell me you don't fap because thats poppycock.

 

[GameGuru59]

lol. More Realistically, it's probably about as wide as a slim can. I can imagine condoms hurting at this girth:

 

[Rean]

Perfect.

 

[Akiller]

this thread is making me honry for some reason.

#OffTopic

That reminds me of a Family Guy scene.

 

[dokish]

If you think condoms "dont fit" youre using and outting them on wrong. Normal condoms can fit on legs and arms. Your dick is not as thick as a leg dude.

I'll have to agree.

 

[soundscream]

I'll have to agree.

You can make it fit, but its extremely tight and uncomfortable.

 

[ShadowsFell]

I'll have to agree.

I can get it on my penis, it just doesn't fit properly. That's the key part.

And I'll say to you the same thing I said to the poster you quoted:

Tell me how I'm using it improperly then, please.

 

[UFO]

If you think condoms "dont fit" youre using and outting them on wrong. Normal condoms can fit on legs and arms. Your dick is not as thick as a leg dude.

Hey you've never seen OP's dick.

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Or maybe you have.

 

[Stereogatari]

Stealth brag thread?

This is probably the alpha and omega of stealth brag threads.

 

[MonorailCat]

I use "mysize" condoms from amazon. You could give those a try.
And everybody who says "normal condoms fit every dick" don't know what they are talking about. yes they """"fit"""" but it's very very unfomfortable.
The leg/arm comparisons are stupid. Your leg is not as sensitive as a dick (I would hope)

 

[The Beard]

My penis strongly disagrees.

And I'll say to you the same thing I said to the poster you quoted:

Tell me how I'm using it improperly then, please.

You're supposed to take the wrapper off first.

 

[Roo]

My penis strongly disagrees. Besides, it can get on my penis, it just doesn't fit properly. That's the key part.

And I'll say to you the same thing I said to the poster you quoted:

Tell me how I'm using it improperly then, please.

Don't trust them.
They only want to see your pee pee, OP

 

[Halvie]

I actually have never measured, so I can't say.

A privilege of the well hung.

 

[New002]

I always suspected that you skipped leg days

Oh snap.

 

[BeatResetsTheWorld]

If you think condoms "dont fit" youre using and outting them on wrong. Normal condoms can fit on legs and arms. Your dick is not as thick as a leg dude.

Spoken like someone with a small penis
J/k, but seriously, magnums are wider for a reason and they're not suppose to clamp down on you like that.

 

[ShadowsFell]

This is probably the alpha and omega of stealth brag threads.

It'd have to be a stealth brag thread to qualify as such.

It, however, is not that sort of thread.

 

[ShadowsFell]

You're supposed to take the wrapper off first.

Do you have any actual advice to contribute?

 

[FutureZombie]

I have the same problem. I stretch the condom using my hands, but I'm afraid of ripping it accidentally. Just putting it on the normal way does work; it won't go past the head. So I do end up stretching it, but it worries me.

I even searched for the correct way to put on a condom, and the videos show someone simply rolling it down. But that doesn't work for me.

 

[Symphonia]

We're so alike, in so many ways.

How so?

 

[Ganzlinger]

If you think condoms "dont fit" youre using and outting them on wrong. Normal condoms can fit on legs and arms. Your dick is not as thick as a leg dude.

Mine is

I always suspected that you skipped leg days

lmao

thread delivered

 

[Nose Master]

Put it on when you're still limp.

 

[Bilix]

Fits every size

My friend would tell me about the dumbass dudes in her area that would actually use Saran wrap as legit protection.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

you wanna see his dick? Lmao

For science, brah. Grow up.

 

[ShadowsFell]

So has anyone here used female condoms? If so, what has your experience been like?

 

[terrisus]

I use "mysize" condoms from amazon. You could give those a try.
And everybody who says "normal condoms fit every dick" don't know what they are talking about. yes they """"fit"""" but it's very very unfomfortable.
The leg/arm comparisons are stupid. Your leg is not as sensitive as a dick (I would hope)

Yeah, you can tell the people in here who have no experience with a wider girth >.>

How so?

#PenisProblems

 

[Jill Sandwich]

SHOW IT TO ME