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[George Costanza]

Bullshit. If the swedish singer Zara Larsson fits her entire lower leg in a normal sized condom, your penis will fit too.

 

[ShadowsFell]

If the swedish singer Zara Larsson fits her entire lower leg in a normal sized condom, your penis will fit too.

This has already been covered in this thread. As I said in my last post about it, that is very misleading, and frankly not relevant.


Also, and again for the new page, does anyone have experience with female condoms? If so, how were they?

 

[Coolwhip]

This is not a stealth brag thread. There is no stealth.

 

[terrisus]

Bullshit. If the swedish singer Zara Larsson fits her entire lower leg in a normal sized condom, your penis will fit too.

Congrats on being late to the party.

 

[ShadowsFell]

This is not a stealth brag thread. There is no stealth.

Or bragging.

 

[Yaboosh]

If you think condoms "dont fit" youre using and outting them on wrong. Normal condoms can fit on legs and arms. Your dick is not as thick as a leg dude.

You have no idea what you are talking about.

 

[Dennis]

Stealth brag thread?

Where is the stealth part?

 

[Ayumi]

OP probably had a thick little stub. Poor OP. Should probably see a doctor for that.

 

[ShadowsFell]

OP probably had a thick little stub. Poor OP. Should probably see a doctor for that.

Where is the stealth part?

Any real advice to contribute?

 

[Arthr2ShdsJcksn]

Dear OP.

Ooh, your cock is so big. So absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell you.

 

[ShadowsFell]

Dear OP.

Ooh, your cock is so big. So absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell you.

I'll refer you to the post above yours.

 

[George Costanza]

Congrats on being late to the party.

Congrats on being...

 

[usernamechange]

You have no idea what you are talking about.

No, I do. Learn how to put a condom on properly before you have a kid.

 

[Exokell]

Maybe op injected synthol in his dick, now it so swole that condoms dont fit.

 

[ShadowsFell]

No, I do. Learn how to put a condom on properly before you have a kid.

Then enlighten us on the mistakes we're making please.

 

[Arthr2ShdsJcksn]

-Nevermind-

 

[wenis]

I was worried about making the thread because of this.


Then explain to me how I might be using them improperly please.

Are you not rolling them down properly?

 

[ShadowsFell]

I choose not to read it.

Maybe you need a penis reduction surgery. It worked for Ron Albertson, at least according to him.

That's fine, but if you're in here to avoid posts, make snide comments, and not contribute anything to the discussion, then I'm not sure why you're in this thread.

 

[Arthr2ShdsJcksn]

That's fine, but if you're in here to avoid posts, make snide comments, and not contribute anything to the discussion, then I'm not sure why you're in this thread.

Ok, I deleted it, but not fast enough.

I'm in this thread because it seems ridiculous. If this is a serious problem for you, talk to your doctor for solutions. Bringing your huge cock into a thread is a dick move, and I want to joke about it.

 

[George Costanza]

As I said in my last post about it, that is very misleading, and frankly not relevant.

If her leg fits, the penis fits. Whats misleading with that?

 

[CaptainSlow]

I feel your exact pain OP. If the wife forgot to take her pill and I have to use a normal condom for longer than 10 minutes it starts cutting off all circulation.

 

[Lemaitre]

So are all the people giving OP shit those with small dicks (ala Cartman from South Park)?

Anyways OP, good luck on your search. Must be a nuisance having to go out of your way to find a condom that will work for you and then get a bunch of flack from people on here because of insecurities.

 

[alternade]

What are we talking here? 6,7,8 inch girth?

Give us an ms paint or something to work with OP.

 

[SeriousApes]

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[ShadowsFell]

If her leg fits, the penis fits. Whats misleading with that?

It "fits" in the sense that it pinches hard, doesn't go down to the base, and hurts, making sex uncomfortable, and painful. I don't know how this is a point you can debate when I'm literally telling you my experience with condom usage, unless I'm doing something technically wrong in applying it.

Ok, I deleted it, but not fast enough.

I'm in this thread because it seems ridiculous. If this is a serious problem for you, talk to your doctor for solutions. Bringing your huge cock into a thread is a dick move, and I want to joke about it.

There's nothing wrong with this thread. I was asking people for information. Of which I've recieved some good stuff. It's that simple. I've never bragged once about it, and anyone who presumes that that is why this thread exists is conjuring up that reason entirely on their own.

 

[esms]

Work on that pullout game, brotha.

 

[drexplora]

If her leg fits, the penis fits. Whats misleading with that?

spoken like someone with a small penis
I deal with the same issue.
Length is usually never too much an issue, its the girth that fucks it all up

 

[ShadowsFell]

Are you not rolling them down properly?

I think that I am, but I can't say with certainty. It seems pretty self-explanatory to me, but I could be wrong.

 

[terrisus]

If her leg fits, the penis fits. Whats misleading with that?

As with your previous post which was already made, this post has already been made and discussed.

Why do people waltz into a thread 150+ posts in and just respond to the OP and expect things to revolve around them?

 

[LFG]

i have the exact opposite problem. condoms are really baggy and fall off.

 

[Naughty_Doge]

All the offended small dicks in this thread...

 

[drexplora]

As with your previous post which was already made, this post has already been made and discussed.

Why do people waltz into a thread 150+ posts in and just respond to the OP and expect things to revolve around them?

I've gotten used to it, most people are too lazy to at the least skim through a thread they are interested in which is kind of sad.

Imagine how efficient this forum could be if people bothered to fully read threads.


To dream.

 

[Coolwhip]

i have the exact opposite problem. condoms are really baggy and fall off.

Best post so far

 

[George Costanza]

It "fits" in the sense that it pinches hard, doesn't go down to the base, and hurts, making sex uncomfortable, and painful. I don't know how this is a point you can debate when I'm literally telling you my experience with condom usage, unless I'm doing something technically wrong in applying it.

Her calf and lower leg measures about 13 and 16 inches so congrats on your +16 inch long and +13 inch thick penis.

 

[The One and Done™]

Aye yo what in the blue fuck is happening on GAF today?

 

[ShadowsFell]

Her calf and lower leg measures about 13 and 16 inches so congrats on your +16 inch long and +13 inch thick penis.

Did you not read what I wrote? I know it by experience.
You really have no room to debate this with me, so if you want to call me a liar, or tell me that you don't believe me, you can do so, and we can move the thread forward with constructive information.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I'd hope ya'll have better things to do in your lives than to discover how thick my penis is!

welcome to neogaf

 

[terrisus]

I've gotten used to it, most people are too lazy to at the least skim through a thread they are interested in which is kind of sad.

Imagine how efficient this forum could be if people bothered to fully read threads.


To dream.

Indeed.

And then when people provide the bare minimum or leave out information, and someone asks them about what they're talking about, one ends up with a tag like mine >.>

Did you not read what I wrote?

I mean, they hadn't read any of the responses in the thread before theirs, so it's no surprise that they're not fully reading/processing responses after either.

 

[George Costanza]

Did you not read what I wrote? I know it by experience.
You really have no room to debate this with me, so if you want to call me a liar, you can do so, and we can move the thread forward with constructive information.

Who are you telling me that I have no room to debate this with you?

Yes, I read what you wrote. Did you read what I wrote? Her entire lower leg fits so your penis will fit too. A condom will streatch several hundred percents. Discussion over.

 

[terrisus]

Discussion over.

 

[ShadowsFell]

Who are you telling me that I have no room to debate this with you?

Yes, I read what you wrote. Did you read what I wrote? Her entire lower leg fits so your penis will fit too. A condom will streatch several hundred percents. Discussion over.

Uh, because it's a matter of my experience? This isn't opinion based. It's my experience. Either I'm doing something wrong in applying it which I think is unlikely, or you're telling me you don't believe me. It's that simple.

Your point is irrelevant, as it doesn't apply to my circumstance, as well as the circumstances of other posters in this very thread who share the same problem.

The discussion will continue.

 

[parrotbeak]

Have you done this bar trick?

 

[Gilby]

Who are you telling me that I have no room to debate this with you?

Yes, I read what you wrote. Did you read what I wrote? Her entire lower leg fits so your penis will fit too. A condom will streatch several hundred percents. Discussion over.

The leg has a bone and is not going to have the blood pushed out of it by an ill fitting condom, making it go soft. This isn't about how stretchy condoms are, it's about them being big enough they don't squeeze your junk.

 

[Admiral Woofington]

The discussion will continue until OP admits he only posted here until he is asked for dick pix by ladies. That poor thing, wide penises are hard to deal with.

 

[George Costanza]

Uh, because it's a matter of my experience? This isn't opinion based. It's my experience. Either I'm doing something wrong in applying it which I think is unlikely, or you're telling me you don't believe me. It's that simple.

Your point is irrelevant, as it doesn't apply to my circumstance, as well as the circumstances of other posters in this very thread who share the same problem.

The discussion will continue.

I don't care what you write. If it fits her lower leg it fits your penis.

 

[Amir0x]

I don't care what you write. If it fits her lower leg it fits your penis.

sounds like we need an episode of Mythbusters

 

[unsightly]

You can stretch a regular sized (even off-brand) condom over a fucking 2L bottle. Ridiculous thread

 

[ShadowsFell]

I don't care what you write. If it fits her lower leg it fits your penis.

Are you really actually saying that to me?

I won't be replying to any more of your posts unless you have information relevant to the topic of the thread to contribute.

 

[terrisus]

I don't care what you write.

Then why are you on a message board?

 

[ShadowsFell]

You can stretch a regular sized (even off-brand) condom over a fucking 2L bottle. Ridiculous thread

I didn't realize my penis was a two liter bottle.