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[Fey]

i bought born this way bibliobiblio don't judge me

 

[Grudy]

you don't wash your dishes? that's fucking disgusting.

confession: in college I shit in a sock and threw it in a kids laundry basket so the next time he did laundry, he'd be washing his clothes with shit

Please elaborate.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I hate breakfast sausage links.

The hell is wrong with you

 

[Blargonaut]

Spoiler

I wipe my ass with my right hand because using my left is uncomfortable and wild.

 

[Gaz_RB]

I care too much about being good at video games

 

[Freaky Fred]

you opened up the sock and aimed into it? was that easy?

stretch the sock open and hold it under your ass.

Pretty easy unless you have a really wide asshole or something.

I wasn't even worried about aiming carefully since I did it in his room while he was at class. I wasn't about to walk from the bathroom to his room with a sock full of crap in my hand.

 

[HUELEN10]

I don't understand boobs; never have, probably never will.

 

[RP912]

The hell is wrong with you

I prefer gourmet sausages over ones that taste like wood and syrup :/

 

[Salamando]

I've never completed Ocarina of Time...and never even played Majora's Mask.

Also, once I got super drunk on Vacation. Ended up puking in bed. I didn't clean it up, nor did I tip housekeeping.

 

[AlimNassor]

As a kid I loved to torture things, bugs and lizards, I loved it and it made me feel powerful. I always dreamed of going forward to bigger things, but, I never attempted it. I still sometimes torture bugs for fun, it's disturbing, but, I admit it. I'm 50 shades of fucked up.

 

[Freaky Fred]

As a kid I loved to torture things, bugs and lizards, I loved it and it made me feel powerful. I always dreamed of going forward to bigger things, but, I never attempted it. I still sometimes torture bugs for fun, it's disturbing, but, I admit it. I'm 50 shades of fucked up.

Do you sometimes fantasize about "accidentally" stepping on small dogs, splintering their spine under the sole of your shoe, while they pathetically whine ?

because, according to one GAFfer, a lot of people do this.

 

[Blargonaut]

I don't understand boobs; never have, probably never will.

I'd help you, but I value my membership... >_>

 

[Calvero]

Do you sometimes fantasize about "accidentally" stepping on small dogs, splintering their spine under the sole of your shoe, while they pathetically whine ?

because, according to one GAFfer, a lot of people do this.

Holy shit.

 

[AlimNassor]

Do you sometimes fantasize about "accidentally" stepping on small dogs, splintering their spine under the sole of your shoe, while they pathetically whine ?

because, according to one GAFfer, a lot of people do this.

No...but I have been urged to kill cats and dogs.

 

[RP912]

Another confession:

I never seen Lethal Weapon

 

[RELIGHT]

Beat off religiously in the mornings and before bed while pretending to shit.

 

[Ra\/en]

I drink too much alcohol.

 

[maxcriden]

you don't wash your dishes? that's fucking disgusting.

confession: in college I shit in a sock and threw it in a kid's laundry basket so the next time he did laundry, he'd be washing his clothes with shit

If you did it directly into the sock I'm pretty impressed with your maneuvering. What did this kid do to you, though? (Was his name Frank?)

 

[SegaShack]

To the OP, despite rinsing the plate there are very small food particles still on there that bacteria will go to and multiply in. Soap is a necessity. I rinse and clean with soap AND put my stuff in the dishwasher.

 

[fredrancour]

I get my steaks done medium or medium rare much to the ire of my girlfriend and mom. The people who think it'll make you sick don't understand how bacteria manifests itself on the meat and are missing out.

Your girlfriend and Mom are the ones with sins to confess. "We only find food acceptable when it's been completely ruined. We take joy in the blandness of others' dinners."

It's not like it's pork or chicken. Such ignorance.

 

[Sai-kun]

I'm really bad at cleaning up after myself I'm trying to get better but ugh

Also i get jealous really easily

 

[Currygan]

when i was 13 I threw this huge stone to the other side of this wall, it ended up on this guy's Dyane, falling through the roof; a minute later the guy stopped me and asked if I saw anything, I pointed him to another boy who was passing by. things escalated quickly, with the Dyane guy smashing the other guy's face in. I just bailed but with nonchalance

 

[ronito]

But It isn't confessmas yet

 

[Halo 2]

I put ketchup on my hotdog.

 

[Servbot24]

My work has a snack cabinet that is open to everyone and I definitely take more than my fair share.

 

[evilpigking]

I'm overweight. But the sin is I know it and have done very little to correct it.

I plan to start working on it in ~2weeks

 

[Kangi]

All people who make loud noises while eating, deserve a slow and painful death.

Yes.

I have a big... BIG secret to confess... soon, I think.

Does it turn out that you actually are a Ra

Spoiler

p

e Apologist?

 

[TheXbox]

I think Revenge of the Sith is ok.

Not a confession, just a statement of objective truth. The movie's fine, save for some pretty atrocious dialogue.

 

[Megalosaro]

Episode 1 > 3 > > > > > > > > > > 2

Attack of the Clones was pure horse shit. Episode 3 has flaws but is enjoyable. Episode 1 did nothing wrong is a well done movie

 

[Coloress_Kafka]

I still use tshirts and pillow cases as jizz rags.

 

[Servbot24]

I still use tshirts and pillow cases as jizz rags.

Socks work best, perfect shape.

Just do it into the sink though.

 

[vikki]

I stole mail when i was 5, because that's where money comes from.

I cut my own hair and blamed it on my bro because I didn't want to grow my hair out. The kicker is, I had to walk around for a few days before anyone took notice.

 

[HelloMeow]

I care too much about being good at video games

Me too, but only for games I'm good at.

It's silly.

 

[Sai-kun]

I put ketchup on my hotdog.

same and i also live in chicago

 

[bill0527]

I accidentally shit my pants when I was at scout camp when I was 12 years old.

I knew I would be bullied and teased mercilessly and got scared. Didn't know what to do so I stuck my shitty drawers in another kids bag.

And he was forever dubbed Jimmy Crapper until at least the day he graduated high school and I never saw him again.

 

[TimHortons]

Never watched the 3rd Lord of the Rings movie and fell asleep during the other two. This coming from a big MMO player too.

 

[Servbot24]

I put ketchup on my hotdog.

The sin here is having a hot dog at all right?

 

[Friggz]

i dont shower on the weekends.

 

[RustyNails]

I drink my coffee with 5 tbs of sugar.

Do you want diabetes? Because that is how you get diabetes.

 

[Salaadin]

I'm overweight. But the sin is I know it and have done very little to correct it.

I plan to start working on it in ~2weeks

Why not start working on it now?

 

[Foghorn Leghorn]

Kitchen shot

That's not how it works. You can't see bacteria.

 

[neojubei]

Cut my wirsts before. Didn't die though

 

[Woorloog]

Never watched the 3rd Lord of the Rings movie and fell asleep during the other two. This coming from a big MMO player too.

Being a gamer doesn't mean one has to watch and like watching movies.
Me, i'm not interested in film or TV some exceptions aside, but i'm a gamer and reader. And while i'm interested in sciences and other intellectual stuff, i like action and shooter games much more than puzzle and strategy games one might expect me to like due to my other tendencies.

A thing one likes isn't indicative of other things that one might like.

 

[Aim_Ed]

I like to spray my roommate's cat even when it isn't being a troublemaker.

 

[Professor Lich]

Ran it through my special bacteria filter:

Reminded me of this.

 

[Hoagmaster]

You could name any three big-name/classic/popular movies and chances are I haven't seen at least two of them.

Spoiler

Like anything Marvel-related after Captain America: The First Avenger.

 

[Amentallica]

I hope the FBI is keeping tab on this thread as I feel we're going to delve into some animal torture fascination.

 

[EVOL 100%]

I used to be into some fucked up anime shit

 

[Culebra 64]

I force myself to go to bed when I have to be up early the next day.... then bring up GAF on my phone and proceed to stay up anyway reading threads and commenting.






I have to be up in under 6 hours...

 

[NeO JD]

stretch the sock open and hold it under your ass.

Pretty easy unless you have a really wide asshole or something.

I wasn't even worried about aiming carefully since I did it in his room while he was at class. I wasn't about to walk from the bathroom to his room with a sock full of crap in my hand.

Wtf? What made you do this? Also, what happened after?