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Conker's Big Reunion - Teaser Trailer

I can't believe all the blind butthurt in regards to this announcement, I'm in day one.

I view this as not being all that different than LittleBig Planet in that the campaign there is a playable series of levels crafted from the game's sandbox environment to demonstrate what is possible. This is the same idea but instead of sackboy you're getting conker as your avatar... seems like a fair trade to me.

If the developer puts some thought and care into the episodes than I see this as not only a chance to revisit the character but an opportunity for the community to take him even further than a more traditional release would ever allow for.
 
So many ungrateful people in this thread. Honestly I am all about fair criticism of game design, but the amount of people instantly turning away from this because it's in Spark is crazy.

To see a new Conker game with the original voice actor and have it in a mature style with bad language (as their blog points out the DLC will most likely be M) is amazing. It's a playable new Conker game and it looks well done. So many whine for this series to come back, and safe to say there's no way we'd have a full scale Conker game any time soon. IMO this is the perfect way to bring him back.

To all the people who asked for them to bring Conker back, here it is. Judge it on its own merits, not the expectations of a full blown video game. If you want to support the IP put your money where your mouth is.

Look at all the stuff that is only revived via mobile games, now that is a true tradgedy.

I'll be fully supporting this day one, as a long time Conker fan this looks fantastic to me. Then again my expectations were for a well done DLC pack of levels, not a brand new game.

I really tried to like Project Spark. But most of the user-created games that I had tried are not fun to play, and I'm not expecting much from this.
 
Seriously Project Spark is a great game/tool and there are many great creations available. It has a major issue though, that of discoverability. There is a lot of mediocre or uninteresting stuff to filter out. The devs make a good job highlighting the latest good games on the front page, but you can just show so many, and the older good ones just fall into oblivion.
It's a common phenomenon for software marketplaces, but if you want to get the different gems, you have to follow the community, a quick "let's see what that Project Spark is about" isn't really sufficient.

Of course you shouldn't expect full games with professional quality either. It's still a tool for hobbyists and enthusiasts, and that actually helps you realize the amount of work that is necessary to polish a good game. But it's a great way to share clever ideas, new designs or just show dedication to a given subject.
 
I just played the first episode of a Champion's Quest and then it asked me to purchase a content pack to continue playing. I went in expecting that TD had created something as a showcase for creators to aspire to, something that elicited a reaction of "I didn't think that could be done in Project Spark," motivating me to explore player creations and maybe even get my imagination running with possibilities of what could be accomplished for Conker.

Sigh.

There was nothing special about the first episode, it felt like something the community had done already many times over, albeit community creations are smaller in scope, so I didn't feel like it was worth it to pay a premium to continue playing.

I think I'd be motivated to explore those episodes and assets, to day dream about what I could do with them, if the characters and worlds had more personality to them. No matter what character model is chosen they feel the same, and they never feel as good as staple characters in games at the top of their genre. It feels generic as fuck, and after playing several creations they start to look generic as fuck.

I'll still give Conker a shot, but my expectations of what TD (and Project Spark) can do have been drastically lowered and I'm pretty sure whatever comes of it will not be for me. My only hope is that Rare has a couple of people helping push what Project Spark can do for Conker and that translates into easier creation tools for creators to branch out with their ideas, but I'm skeptical that's the case. I'd love for them to change my mind.
I don't necessarily disagree with you in terms of what Team Dakota presented in the free portion of Champion's Quest but then again I don't know how the fuller episode plays. I'm tempted to buy the starter pack though since it has a little bit of everything as well as more of the TD developed content. Here's hoping they do a good job with the Conker episodes, I'll buy them on the spot if they're good.

A common thought in the Spark community is that Champions Quest is made for kids, and those new to Spark, something they can make something similar to without much koding, as most of the default assets in Spark lend themselves to 3D action adventure games. I would argue some of the TD creations launched at the start of the Beta were more fun than CQ. Retro Reborn was an homage to Geometry Wars, and Suspension was an homage to Limbo (though it was very short, essentially a demo). Pinball Raid was a neat pinball game, and Dakotris is there for people who like tetris.

There are things that the community has made that are much more enjoyable for users to play through than CQ, just from the first GameJam competition there were X-Zero, Singularity, and Reactor, for example. If you're looking for things that don't *look* like they were made in Spark, Super 16+, Solar Bay, and Remembrance. I'm keeping the lists relatively short, there are many more.

Keep in mind the creators are hobbyists, so of course most of the stuff uploaded is going to be bunk. You have to either look through the right feeds (Featured All Time isn't a bad place to start) to find what you're after, or know someone who has been around for a while and saw the good levels as they were released. Also, as the community has more time to learn, the quality of the creations have generally been increasing at a steady rate.

We don't know what the gameplay will be like for Conker, but I suspect it will be close to the spirit of Bad Fur Day- an action platformer with crude humor. I think it's too soon for Conker fans to say "this isn't the Conker game I wanted"- especially since if it isn't supported, it may be the last Conker game they ever get. Conker fans are being thrown a life jacket, I hope they realize that before it's too late.
Yeah it's further testing ground for Team Dakota as a fledgling developer and the Spark community to create Conker stuff on their own. I'm hoping it turns out to be a successful experiment.

A vine with a very short glimpse of Conker. I'm really excited for this. After Seavor left Rare I never thought we'd see Conker again, so the fact that this is an actual continuation is awesome.
Even with that blurry off screen footage I'm excited as hell. The Project Spark model animates better than I expected.

I really tried to like Project Spark. But most of the user-created games that I had tried are not fun to play, and I'm not expecting much from this.
Try "Goblins Heroes 2 - The Necro's Maze", it's very well crafted.
 
I agree, but the ones made by Team Dakota are amazing.
Yeah... I said this earlier. I wish the game had more developer-made content.

Nice to see that there's more content on the way, though. I intend to play both the Conker pack and the next episode of the Champion's Pack.
 

Watching now. I really want to get into what TD are trying to deliver, so I'm hoping this convinces me they are doing more than just a Conker skin.

EDIT: Yeah, they are definitely doing more than just a Conker skin. I'm getting a little more hopeful this could turn out well.

A common thought in the Spark community is that Champions Quest is made for kids, and those new to Spark, something they can make something similar to without much koding, as most of the default assets in Spark lend themselves to 3D action adventure games. I would argue some of the TD creations launched at the start of the Beta were more fun than CQ. Retro Reborn was an homage to Geometry Wars, and Suspension was an homage to Limbo (though it was very short, essentially a demo). Pinball Raid was a neat pinball game, and Dakotris is there for people who like tetris.

There are things that the community has made that are much more enjoyable for users to play through than CQ, just from the first GameJam competition there were X-Zero, Singularity, and Reactor, for example. If you're looking for things that don't *look* like they were made in Spark, Super 16+, Solar Bay, and Remembrance. I'm keeping the lists relatively short, there are many more.

Keep in mind the creators are hobbyists, so of course most of the stuff uploaded is going to be bunk. You have to either look through the right feeds (Featured All Time isn't a bad place to start) to find what you're after, or know someone who has been around for a while and saw the good levels as they were released. Also, as the community has more time to learn, the quality of the creations have generally been increasing at a steady rate.

We don't know what the gameplay will be like for Conker, but I suspect it will be close to the spirit of Bad Fur Day- an action platformer with crude humor. I think it's too soon for Conker fans to say "this isn't the Conker game I wanted"- especially since if it isn't supported, it may be the last Conker game they ever get. Conker fans are being thrown a life jacket, I hope they realize that before it's too late.

Try "Goblins Heroes 2 - The Necro's Maze", it's very well crafted.

Thanks for this. I'm definitely going to try other TD-made stuff.

EDIT: Tried several of their creations and I feel a little better about what they could do with PS. Here's hoping they raise the bar a bit with Conker.
 
I'm sick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGUaLTLiFLc
that was a load shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4S-O1vXoZ0
But seriously looks like hot garbage that someone used as a bathroom. And yes based on what I have seen I would rather no more Conker then this. Though who knows maybe reviews will say it is good. psssssh.

Is the game even getting reviewed? I really doubt that.

It's sad how clueless Microsoft is when it comes to handling and marketing their IPs. This could be a pretty big deal right now if it was a standalone Conker. Even if it was still an episodic low/medium budget game the whole perception from the fans and the media would be way more positive.
 
So many ungrateful people in this thread. Honestly I am all about fair criticism of game design, but the amount of people instantly turning away from this because it's in Spark is crazy.

To see a new Conker game with the original voice actor and have it in a mature style with bad language (as their blog points out the DLC will most likely be M) is amazing. It's a playable new Conker game and it looks well done. So many whine for this series to come back, and safe to say there's no way we'd have a full scale Conker game any time soon. IMO this is the perfect way to bring him back.

To all the people who asked for them to bring Conker back, here it is. Judge it on its own merits, not the expectations of a full blown video game. If you want to support the IP put your money where your mouth is.

Look at all the stuff that is only revived via mobile games, now that is a true tradgedy.

I'll be fully supporting this day one, as a long time Conker fan this looks fantastic to me. Then again my expectations were for a well done DLC pack of levels, not a brand new game.

Yeah, I'll take it, too. I would love a full-blown release of Conker on its own, but I'm realistic and know that's probably not happening (anytime soon).

Perhaps if this is received well (once it actually comes out, not by people judging on a teaser), it'll convince them to go forward with a more substantial release (I'd definitely take something along what's been done with Killer Instinct).
 
They accidentally showed off the Tediz during the stream.
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Stream quality was a bit weird at that point, so sorry about the fuzzy looking picture.
 
Actually, Conker is the only interest I have in project spark. Even if the premade campaign is shit, the main draw for me is seeing if there are any big fans out there who can also utilize spark well enough to make their own stories. And if the spark community shows enough interest in the Conker ip, then they may either add more ips to the game, or make a conker standalone
 
I was never a huge Conker fan so I don't necessarily mind his inclusion in this game, but his character model looks really bad in that video.

I get that they probably need to keep him in line with Project Spark's graphical style, but I genuinely think looks worse than his model in the Original Xbox remake. Not sure if it's the lack of fur texturing, or the way he looks like he's sculpted out of rock, but I know I don't like it.
 
So they stated on the stream that episode 1 was about an hour, but a "packed" hour.

I really hope that the price isn't too steep like their previous story packs, especially at that timeframe.
 
If you like and want Conker, it seems weird to bitch about something like this instead of showing support for it. Its like a bum asking for money and then bitching and turning his nose up when you "only" give him two bucks...
 
If you like and want Conker, it seems weird to bitch about something like this instead of showing support for it. Its like a bum asking for money and then bitching and turning his nose up when you "only" give him two bucks...

In this case it's like being given monopoly money.

I mean technically it's money... but it's not the same.
 
In this case it's like being given monopoly money.

I mean technically it's money... but it's not the same.
Bad analogy. It's like people want this series to come back and when it does they don't give a shit. Think MS is going to make a multimillion dollar game for this long retired series out of nowhere?

I completely understand wanting the best, I would love a full fledged game but I actually understand it is unlikely to happen. It would be like people wanting to see a movie series come back and then getting pissed that the movie comes back as a short.

Small steps, can't expect Conker to go from being dead 10 years to a big priority.

Anyone snubbing this without giving it a fair chance is just putting nails in Conker's grave. If you don't like the game I understand, but everyone seems to instantly disregard it just because it isn't a full game.
 
What I really hope for this DLC is that it helps the other genres of Project Spark. I played Project Spark a bit and what I took from it is that creating beat up ems was very simple, fun and intuitive to make. Though other genres, such as platforming and FPS, felt poorly implemented and complex to make.

Specifically I hope they improve platforming elements with this content.
 
Doing a platformer in PS is actually quite easy, no harder than a 3D action game really. The difficulty is doing a good platformer, which is mostly about level design and finding the right physics.
FPS can be done but the shooting part is hard to do right indeed. Most people try to shoot real physical projectiles in the direction of the reticle, but the geometry is off most of the time, so it's not very precise.
 
Doing a platformer in PS is actually quite easy, no harder than a 3D action game really. The difficulty is doing a good platformer, which is mostly about level design and finding the right physics.
FPS can be done but the shooting part is hard to do right indeed. Most people try to shoot real physical projectiles in the direction of the reticle, but the geometry is off most of the time, so it's not very precise.
Yah I agree with that, though to me atleast there is a difference between how hard it is to make an action game and a platformer. Champions Quest and the auto world creator for example feel like useful tools that help make it easier for people to understand how to make games by reading the code of certain objects. Not to mention that default ai for all enemies is set to be used in an action gameplay environment. I also find there are not that many objects to be used for platforming, though with these last two complaints I imagine the assets from Conker will include elements.
 
Why does an Xbox One game have worse facial animation than a N64 game from 15 years ago?

Still, pretty cool of Seavor to come back after so long.
 
Am I the only one to think that Conker's Big Reunion is looking great ?
I really want to play it and I have tons of idea for projects with conker :)

I'm sure fans will do great things beyond episodes from Team Dakota !

EDIT : Is it bad to think that it would be great to have a Banjo Kazooie pack in Project Spark if gameplay from Big Reunion is great ?
I really want Banjo Threeie from Rare, but create my own one would be also amazing !
 
I'm not a big Conker fan but I think it looks good indeed. Better than the standard Spark characters, that are all a bit bland, almost creepy (although they did improve a lot since the beta... and the goblins are fine)
 
Keep twisting that knife, Microsoft...

No disrespect to the developers of Project Spark, but this isn't how anyone wants Conker to return. I'm confident we'll get another Banjo, Perfect Dark, and even Battletoads, but I have the least amount of faith in Conker.
 
Yeah I was. Next time I go on my laptop I'll give it a look. Cheers for the advice *sticks thumbs up*
No problem sir.

Watching now. I really want to get into what TD are trying to deliver, so I'm hoping this convinces me they are doing more than just a Conker skin.

EDIT: Yeah, they are definitely doing more than just a Conker skin. I'm getting a little more hopeful this could turn out well.

Thanks for this. I'm definitely going to try other TD-made stuff.

EDIT: Tried several of their creations and I feel a little better about what they could do with PS. Here's hoping they raise the bar a bit with Conker.
It's good stuff!

People have made really cool and interesting games with the engine/assets:

Goblins Heroes - The Beginning [Adventure]
Dark Betrayal [FPX, Horror]
Zombie FPS showcase vol.1 [FPS]
Astro Trader BETA [Resource management]
Scent of an Assassin [Stylized Stealth]

Astro Trader in particular must have been a koding nightmare since it a resource game but it's really interesting. They all have have either unique styles or solid game mechanics.

If you like and want Conker, it seems weird to bitch about something like this instead of showing support for it. Its like a bum asking for money and then bitching and turning his nose up when you "only" give him two bucks...
I had that happen to me once, it was hilarious. But yeah definitely support this Conker episode for Project Spark, the base game is free and the episode seems like it'll have a nice bit of content.
 
Keep twisting that knife, Microsoft...

No disrespect to the developers of Project Spark, but this isn't how anyone wants Conker to return.

It should be exactly what people want. If only other dead franchises got a cameo appearance as "disappointing" as this - input from Rare, Chris Seavor doing voices, mature humor, and multiple episodes? I really don't know what there is to complain about, aside from the fact that it's not a full Conker game. But we all know Microsoft wouldn't risk that, so buying this is our best opportunity to show that the series deserves another chance (and simultaneously get a fun little spin-off out of the deal, of course.)
 
Keep twisting that knife, Microsoft...

No disrespect to the developers of Project Spark, but this isn't how anyone wants Conker to return. I'm confident we'll get another Banjo, Perfect Dark, and even Battletoads, but I have the least amount of faith in Conker.

Guess you would rather have the IP dormant indefinitely. It's hardly twisting the knife and your post is a huge exaggeration. Sorry but there was literally no way they were going to be green lighting a full on new Conker game any time soon.

So many people like myself wanted Conker back. I also hope for things like Star Tropics and Streets of Rage to come back as well, and never in my wildest dreams would I expect either to be a full on production. When a franchise is literally dead for so long, just having it come back is exciting for me.

While I can't judge the Conker pack till I've played it, it honestly looks they are are trying to do everything right.
 
So many ungrateful people in this thread. Honestly I am all about fair criticism of game design, but the amount of people instantly turning away from this because it's in Spark is crazy.

To see a new Conker game with the original voice actor and have it in a mature style with bad language (as their blog points out the DLC will most likely be M) is amazing. It's a playable new Conker game and it looks well done. So many whine for this series to come back, and safe to say there's no way we'd have a full scale Conker game any time soon. IMO this is the perfect way to bring him back.

To all the people who asked for them to bring Conker back, here it is. Judge it on its own merits, not the expectations of a full blown video game. If you want to support the IP put your money where your mouth is.

Look at all the stuff that is only revived via mobile games, now that is a true tradgedy.

I'll be fully supporting this day one, as a long time Conker fan this looks fantastic to me. Then again my expectations were for a well done DLC pack of levels, not a brand new game.

I agree. The trailer looks awesome with Conker's original mature humor that looks a joy to play compared to all the other serious games out there. I expect a lot of the original cast of Conker characters too and as the title "Conker's Reunion" suggests, it looks to be a great teaser. It is better than nothing but people will still complain. Not to mention this Conker episode will probably be cheap. I expect it to be less than $10.
 
Good job OP. This thread was stealthy enough to:

1. Get past GAF's anti April-fool's policy, because it's a real thing but one heckuva troll title.

2. Troll the piss outta lots of folks hoping for a legit new Conker game.

I was already aware of this news thanks to TA so ya didn't get me, but ya got a fair few folks judging by all the "damn you OP" posts. ;p

I want to support Conker but Spark seems like the most vapid game released in the past few years.

Care to elaborate? Spark is actually a very robust set of tools. It's Minecraft to the next level, although it hasn't gotten the attention and credit it probably deserves because its tools require effort on the part of the user to learn and get the most of, which most of the mouth-breathers around the globe addicted to watching Minecraft videos on youtube don't care for. Or perhaps the folks creating said videos don't care to learn how to do BETTER videos in Spark, perhaps, because they're lazy and just want easy videos for dem youtube views.

You can create entire games within Spark's toolset, games from multiple genres. Hell, you could probably recreate Minecraft, and much better than the "minecraft within minecraft" thing floating around on YT. It's a pretty amazing thing actually but undervalued. I'd get into it more personally if I had the time, but sadly I don't.
 
I can't believe all the blind butthurt in regards to this announcement, I'm in day one.

I view this as not being all that different than LittleBig Planet in that the campaign there is a playable series of levels crafted from the game's sandbox environment to demonstrate what is possible. This is the same idea but instead of sackboy you're getting conker as your avatar... seems like a fair trade to me.

If the developer puts some thought and care into the episodes than I see this as not only a chance to revisit the character but an opportunity for the community to take him even further than a more traditional release would ever allow for.

the heat is on
 
I think I will try out Episode One, sounds like an actual game... just made in Project Spark? Hoping it ends up ok...
 
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