I'm a real conservative.
I am not a real Conservative, though. You feel me?
I am very traditional family values, I disapprove of abortions in almost all cases, to the point that I would take away personal rights (that mothers have right now to kill their babies) to protect other personal rights (that is, to give fetuses a chance to become babies). I am all for personal freedoms where they don't interfere with my personal freedoms and where they don't also make it harder for me to raise my kids how I wish to raise them.
To that end, I am all for the legalization and taxation of Marijuana, along with the decriminalization for other drugs and their users, but not for those who make and sell the drugs.
That said, I follow the adages given by the Lord that say,
"Love they neighbor" (all for social programs that help the poor, sick, and elderly)
"Turn the other cheek" (anti-death penalty. They don't deter crime and instead make our justice system into a retaliatory one, instead of merely providing justice)
"Those who deny the hand to the sick and needy are condemned" (From the Book of Mormon, people should give incredibly liberally to help those around us. I never begrudge the man with his hand out because I cannot judge his case, whether he will use the money for succor or liquor, I did my part by not denying him"
"Set not your heart upon the riches of the world." (I grew up the poorest in my immediate community and lived the happiest as far as I could tell)
While I am a Mormon and think that marriage between a man and a woman (light the Mercury Fred signal, my bigoted views are on full display), it is not my business to legislate that, since the government recognizes straight couples for tax benefits, visitation and adoption rights, etc, they should do the same for gay couples. I would prefer that all relationships be called "civil unions" by the government, leaving the term marriage for churches, but obvious that would never catch on. Too ingrained into society and the term "marriage" has a certain status that "union" will never have. Separate but equal doesn't work in a supposedly fair society, so whatever.
I am obviously for true Universal Healthcare and long for its adoption.
I am all about slashing military budgets and getting the federal government out of things where they don't belong, but am also more than willing to raise taxes across the board to help reduce the deficit.
I am a somewhat spiteful person in the fact that I would almost not mind seeing people reap what they sow hard work and studying for wealth and security, drug use, dropping out of high school and living a capricious lifestyle for poverty and suffering, but by reading my scriptures, I know that that is simply not the Christian way to live. We can simply not allow people to get what is coming to them. We must be above greed, malice, spite, and envy and help everyone, even if they offend us thousands of times.