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Console Wars are important, but this issue disturbs me

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BlueTsunami

there is joy in sucking dick
My tribute thread was locked, but i'll post the song I dedicated to him here....


There's two things I know for sure:
EGM was sent here from heaven and he's
BlueTsunami's best friend.
As I drop to my knees by EGM's bed at night
EGM talks to Jesus and I close my eyes and
I thank god for all the joy in my life
Oh, but most of all
For butterfly kisses after bedtime prayer;
sticking little white flowers all up in his hair;
"Walk beside the pony, BlueTsunami, it's my first ride."
"I know the cake looks funny, BlueTsunami, but I sure tried."
In all that I've done wrong I know I must
have done something right to deserve a hug
every morning and butterfly kisses at night.

Sweet 16 today
He's looking like his mama a little more everyday
One part Man, the other part boy.
To cologne and make-up from ribbons and curls
Trying his wings out in a great big world.

But I remember
Butterfly kisses after bedtime prayer;
sticking little white flowers all up in his hair.
"You know how much I love you, BlueTsunami,
But if you don't mind
I'm only gonna kiss you on the cheek this time."
With all that I've done wrong I must have done
something right to deserve her love every morning
and butterfly kisses at night.

All the precious time
Like the wind, the years go by.
Precious butterfly.
Spread your wings and fly.

He'll change his name today.
He'll make a promise and I'll give him away.
Standing in the Groom-room just staring at him.
He asked me what I'm thinking and I said
"I'm not sure-I just feel like I'm losing my baby boy."
He leaned over...gave me butterfly kisses with his mama there,
Sticking little white flowers all up in his hair
"Walk me down the aisle, BlueTsunami-it's just about time."
"Does my wedding gown look pretty, BlueTsunami? BlueTsunami, don't cry!"

Oh, with all that I've done wrong I must have done something right.
To deserve your love every morning and
butterfly kisses-I couldn't ask God for more, man this is what love is.

I know I gotta let him go, but I'll always remember
every hug in the morning and butterfly kisses.
 

Amir0x

Banned
Norse said:
His thread about all the broken x360's should be removed..renamed...sent to all other msg boards on the internet saying it was all a lie. Ms should get a copy and every gaming site should have a story on the front page titled "Anti MS gamer spreads lies of console defects..Ms to seek compensation."

And people wanted me banned for saying he was full of bs.

Well, to be fair, apparently he DID have 5 broken Xbox 360s. The problem is, the reason they all broke was his irresponsibility.
 
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EGM92 said:
You don't buy 3 HDTV's (CRT/DLP/Plasma) without learning those things.
 

Norse

Member
you knw those x360 games you get from gamefly that have the chips all over them? Well, I think we found the culprit. Egm and his bass thumping 360 stand.:lol
 

icecream

Public Health Threat
So the contradiction has been found... amir0x has the witness testimony and MAF has presented the evidence

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TAKE THAT!
 

Rhindle

Member
Let's play: PREDICT WHOSE 360 IS GOING TO CRAP OUT NEXT!

Based on a quick perusal of the "Post your setup pics" thread, here are my front-runners:

Post yours!!

Gamingkit.jpg


xbox360.jpg
 

Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
TheDuce22 said:
I figured it was just the rattling destroying his consoles. Dont subwoofers have magnetic sheilding?


I know that sheilding reduces...doesn't completely protect.
 

Vormund

Member
Rhindle said:
Let's play: PREDICT WHOSE 360 IS GOING TO CRAP OUT NEXT!

Based on a quick perusal of the "Post your setup pics" thread, here are my front-runners:

Post yours!!

Gamingkit.jpg


xbox360.jpg

Yeah I noticed both of those...oh well not my problem.
 
MrAngryFace said:
I mean, a TALL rumbling subwoofer with the 360 stood vertically of all things. That alone is cause for concern.
That's what I was thinking. Although most all (but the cheapass) subwoofers are shielded to protect surrounding electronics, the vibrations on a vertically standing 360 w/ spinning disc and spinning HD is enough to ensure hardware failure.

What a moron.
 

Jive Turkey

Unconfirmed Member
This thread is both hiarious and sad. EGM92: How about the next 360 you plan on wrecking you just send my way. I'll actually take care of it.
 

demi

Member
LOL!!!!

i cant even think of any sort of witty post, AHAHAHAHA this is too hilarious

Canadians: Just Set The Bar Low :lol :lol
 

Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
demi said:
LOL!!!!

i cant even think of any sort of witty post, AHAHAHAHA this is too hilarious

Canadians: Just Set The Bar Low :lol :lol


did you just post the same weak blanket insult in two threads?
 

Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
when we have to recycle jokes it is time to close the thread
 
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