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[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Yeah, you HEARD ME!

Cunth IS NOTHING MORE THAN AN IMAGINARY AUSSIE CREATED BY Papa TO RAISE THE LEVEL OF TOLERANCE TOWARDS SHITPOSTING ON GAF.

What a coincidence it was to see Cunth and Xaero Gravity coming back to GAF at the same time.

My theory is:

Papa saw how Xaero's sudden reappearance was getting traction on GAF so he felt compelled to 'up the ante' and bring back GAF's long lost shitposter Cunth back from obscurity.

I've seen Papa do this kind of stuff several times over the past months where he would replicate something that gains traction, either a post, thread, shitpost, etc.

I truly believe that Cunth is not an individual but rather a system of AI intelligence created by the Mods and the Mount Rushmore of GAF to keep the forum engaged in frivolous humor during the Great Depression days of 2018.

You don't believe me? Then try to explain this:

STAY WOKE, GAF!

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

 

[M1chl]

Woke with white font is a nice touch.

 

[triplestation]

i always knew it but didnt say anything

the world will never know about my bravery

so what

i dont fucking care

it dont matta to jesus

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

We are all alts of the forefathers who came before us in the long run, metaphorically at least

 

[highrider]

Normally I’d say we’d have business for this elaborate deception, but it’s Australia. It’s so far, and the bugs and stuff. It’s really like a perfect isolated evil base to mastermind something like this.

 

[triplestation]

for every australian there are 4 kangaroos

that's just facts

 

[Fushitsusha]

cunth is from new zealand?

 

[Tesseract]

everything is connected

 

[Papa]

Pretty awkward for JareBear if true

 

[Barnabot]

nope matt is a autocunth fanboy

 

[Ownage]

Shocked, shocked I say.

 

[Barnabot]

btw weilthain is banned. stop bothering him if it's not a flat earth conspirance.

 

[DESTROYA]

for every australian there are 4 kangaroos

that's just facts

Not anymore .
Even though his flat Earth theories were a bit much Weilthain was alright.
MiyazakiHatesKojima theres been a lot of poop talk lately so you maybe right but I believe there’s only one Cunth
Didn‘t even realize the other dude was gone what’s his name Xaero Gravity

 

[EviLore]

You don't believe me? Then try to explain this:

I’ve been kicked out of the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo, don’t go pinning it on me.

 

[The Cockatrice]

I would feel honored if I could shake the hands of such a great and powerful leader, a strong man, a true hero. Obama sure is lucky to have shaken hands with him.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

His name is Robert Paulson

His name is Robert Paulson

His name is Robert Paulson

 

[TrainedRage]

Your call is important to us, please stay on the line.

 

[The Pleasure]

Next up on Neoball Z

After Cunth left to the next dimension, a cyberbully appeared. The sad forces of JordanN, brap, Miyazaki hates Kojima form the new gaf alliance. Matt404 is losing steam. To ensure he can fight against the forces of Neoball, he finds a rare copy of altered beast and studied the magic of ancients. After looking at the gave of Cunth, he uttered the words of power.

Wise from your gwave!

Elmer Fudd laughed and Cunth smiled upon us once again. What will happen when our heroes get together to take on the tag team of shit posters?!

 

[TrainedRage]

Next up on Neoball Z

After Cunth left to the next dimension, a cyberbully appeared. The sad forces of JordanN, brap, Miyazaki hates Kojima form the new gaf alliance. Matt404 is losing steam. To ensure he can fight against the forces of Neoball, he finds a rare copy of altered beast and studied the magic of ancients. After looking at the gave of Cunth, he uttered the words of power.

Wise from your gwave!

Elmer Fudd laughed and Cunth smiled upon us once again. What will happen when our heroes get together to take on the tag team of shit posters?!

Where is dude who draws out posts? We need him.

 

[The Pleasure]

Where is dude who draws out posts? We need him.

Manga edition. No filler about brap going on a date or JordanN making more than minimum wage.

 

[CyberPanda]

*twilight zone music*

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Isn't it odd that Cunth hasn't explained why he was absent for so long?

 

[CyberPanda]

Isn't it odd that Cunth hasn't explained why he was absent for so long?

Maybe he was taking a super long dump?

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Isn't it odd that Cunth hasn't explained why he was absent for so long?

 

[Airola]

The truth was already revealed here:

Do you miss Cunth?

Remember when this thread was about Cunth? does Cunth remember?

www.neogaf.com

Cunth disappeared right about the same time Matt disappeared too. I recall they are both from Australia.
The only conclusion is that they got married and are now having a long and steamy honeymoon.
Or, Cunth is actually Matt's cunt. Would explain his name. And I don't know which is worse, to be an actual living cunt that has the capability of typing with a computer or to be a man who has a cunt with its own mind.

I mean, it seemed they were inseparable, and now that one got separated from the forum, they both were gone. They are either married or part of the same physical body. The only two logical explanations.

 

[Papa]

Isn't it odd that Cunth hasn't explained why he was absent for so long?

You’re gonna scare him off again ya fuckin goob

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

You’re gonna scare him off again ya fuckin goob

Just admit it: it's you.

 

[Papa]

I admit nothing you bunch of farnsgoths

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

I admit nothing you bunch of farnsgoths

Yeah, you're definitely Cunth and created him as an alt to bring much needed joy and laughter during some dark times.

We understand

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Yeah, you're definitely Cunth and created him as an alt to bring much needed joy and laughter during some dark times.

We understand

As always, your wisdom is the light that shines the way for us all, MHK-san

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

As always, your wisdom is the light that shines the way for us all, MHK-san

R.I.P. Cunth (2018-2020)

 

[Tesseract]

'deal with it' becomes 'snack on this'

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

Dat fall from grace tho

MiyazakiHatesKojima 2020 NeoGaf member of the Year

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Dat fall from grace tho

MiyazakiHatesKojima 2020 NeoGaf member of the Year

LMFAO WHY???

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

LMFAO WHY???

Cunths return changes the game.

HE GOT YOU SHOOK

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Cunths return changes the game.

HE GOT YOU SHOOK

He's literally Papa in disguise, dummy!

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

He's literally Papa in disguise, dummy!

a cyberbully disguised as a naval aviator

almost makes too much sense

 

[brap]

OOO WATCH ME WATCH ME

 

[Kamina]

You guys are all brap’s alt accounts

 

[haxan7]

This reminds me of when I thought CyberPanda was an alt created by Papa after his ban

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

This reminds me of when I thought CyberPanda was an alt created by Papa after his ban

the good old days, simpler times

 

[triplestation]

the boss shaked obama's hand

15 years old i thought god of war was the greatest game ever made

david jaffe talks with us

this shit feels so unreal when you stop and think about it

 

[888]

What if MiyazakiHatesKojima is actually Papa and this is all a ploy to piggyback off of Cunth summoning among the many literal shit threads lately.

Truth is, I don’t give a shit. Y’all entertaining so alt away.

 

[King of Foxes]

Matt always likes my posts which makes me suspicious that it's actually my wife liking everything so I feel like I'm popular.

I have further explored this theory by Photoshopping several photos of my wife to have a penis then jerked off to them to get the big picture

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Matt always likes my posta

That must be nice, I’m jealous

Matt, Mista, EL, a large portion of the cool kid table really, have me reaction boycotted and/or straight up ignored

it is what it is

bums me out but I try to get over it

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

That must be nice, I’m jealous

Matt, Mista, EL, a large portion of the cool kid table really, have me reaction boycotted and/or straight up ignored

it is what it is

bums me out but I try to get over it

You're still in the Top 10 GAF list, so I dunno if you're really losing reactions in the long run

 

[jshackles]

What if we're all just each other's alts?

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

What if we're all just each other's alts?

 

[haxan7]

I think MiyazakiHatesKojima is secretly Wario64