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Could being a giant walking pussy have anything to do with never getting laid?

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Drozmight said:
Remember that scene from Adaptation when he tries to ask that hot redheaded waitress out...





yeah.
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:lol

but seriously, how much is walking back into the store, looking her straight in the eye and saying

"I want to take you out" going to hurt you.
if she looks all surprised quickly reinforce it with "cmon, I'd really like to take you out"

all the while on your way to the store visualise ripping off a band-aid. As soon as the first bit is out of your mouth, it's done. You can always never go back.
 
Scorpion said:
I used to be just like you demon, which is funny cause i'm 19 (which if i remember is a lil younger than you). Same exact situation, fairly attractive(as told by others), but very little to no social life and absolutly no luck with girls. I think the situation you described must have happened to me like at least a good 40 times. The worst part is after she flirts with you, your dying inside for her to aks you out, but it never happens.
Here's a few things you have to realize if you want to have any success with females:
- A girl will never ask you out, NEVER, or ask for your number, no matter how much she likes you or is attracted/interested in you. There are exceptions, but those are very very very rare.
-But contrary to all that it's the girl that makes the first move. Either by giving you eye contact (not just a brief stare), making an effort to talk/conversate with you, and in general doing thing to make u notice her.
-If it's rejection you fear then you realy shouldnt worry because most of the time if the girl is not interested then she'll probably jus make up some lie and ask you for YOUR number, n she'll just never call you. Or she'll make up some other lie about a boyfriend, you'll almost never get a humiliating response.
-This is cliche but your gonna miss 100% of the shot you dont take. The biggest pimps/don wauns/macs get rejected, the difference however is they dont let it effect them, they just move on to the next female. If you ask 10 different girls out, and 3 accept then your batting 300 which is better than 0.

and from there it's all really mechanics like weather or not you actually know how to ask a girl out, asking for the number etc, but really thats all stuff you pick up on from experience.
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well i'd tend to agree with you but girls have given me their numbers on multiple occasions and asked me out to places. :D (sorry, sorry im in a good mood today)
 
catfish said:
:lol

but seriously, how much is walking back into the store, looking her straight in the eye and saying

"I want to take you out" going to hurt you.
if she looks all surprised quickly reinforce it with "cmon, I'd really like to take you out"

all the while on your way to the store visualise ripping off a band-aid. As soon as the first bit is out of your mouth, it's done. You can always never go back.
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yeah, but my fear of rejection extends beyond the 'asking her out' part. Hence the brilliant "I'm going home for the weekend" response. :(
 
demon said:
yeah, but my fear of rejection extends beyond the 'asking her out' part. Hence the brilliant "I'm going home for the weekend" response. :(
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lissen man your taking this way to serious, ask her out, if she askes you, well what about the trip to your parents?

tell her you made it up cause you where nervous and shit and didnt know what to say, Girls love that stuff and i am sure she will find it cute in a way!

you said your feeling lonely and stuff. this is the moment you been waiting for, do it for yourself and ask her out!

i know what i am talking about i dated tons of girls and i have picked them up everywhere, in stores, on a bus, on a boat trip, on an airplane man i can write a whole damn list, your in the position to get a deal out of this, use it!
 
Get a cell phone earpiece, walk up the counter and immediately say "So, would you like to go out some time?"

If she says yes or seems agreeable, go with it. If you get the feeling she's going to reject you or actually does, give her a weird look and point at the earpiece and put a shushing finger to ur lips. Then say "Great, I have to go but I'll phone you soon" and order your food.

EDIT: robetsan's giving some pretty fucked up advice here, but I guess when you're good looking you can say pretty much anything that isn't a direct insult and they find it cute.
 
demon said:
yeah, but my fear of rejection extends beyond the 'asking her out' part. Hence the brilliant "I'm going home for the weekend" response. :(
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Don't worry, if you're rejected to you can still go back home and jack off. The rejection will make things a little awkward, but not knowing is ten times worse.
 
demon said:
yeah, but my fear of rejection extends beyond the 'asking her out' part. Hence the brilliant "I'm going home for the weekend" response. :(
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yeah I know, I identify with it, but think about it, it's akward or no pussy, you should definately find out which one you prefer. I used to hate this stuff as well and it impacted me to the point of never going out on dates and only hooking up at drunken parties and what have you, but then I met my (now) gf and I thought "fuck it, shits got to change"

what you should do, is tell all of your friends that you are going to ask her out. then you have to do it. If you don't have any friends, make the statement "I'm going to ask her out" to gaf and swear to us you will post an honest followup :D

EDIT: and don't try and trick her into thinking you are cooler than you are, chicks have this weird man-sense, you can't fool them with false bravado.
 
Mama Smurf said:
Get a cell phone earpiece, walk up the counter and immediately say "So, would you like to go out some time?"

If she says yes or seems agreeable, go with it. If you get the feeling she's going to reject you or actually does, give her a weird look and point at the earpiece and put a shushing finger to ur lips. Then say "Great, I have to go but I'll phone you soon" and order your food.

EDIT: robetsan's giving some pretty fucked up advice here, but I guess when you're good looking you can say pretty much anything that isn't a direct insult and they find it cute.
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what???
are my adviced fucked up?
hell no man, i know what the hell i am talking about so dont question me about that!

with confidence you get away with anything, and what i have said so far in this thread is PURE pick up gold!

and if the things demon have said so far in this thread is true, this girl is in the bag, now its up to him to pick it up!
 
Yes, confidence is great. Girls love confidence. So saying you were so nervous you made up a trip just so you wouldn't have to face asking her out...that'll get her going.

No insult here man, in fact its a compliment, but you're good looking and not the guy to help demon out here. What works for you doesn't necessarily work for everyone.
 
I'm sure some advice in this thread is more valid than others, but when a guy in a pink tank top says he can pick up women anywhere, any time, he must be doing something right.

No insult here man, in fact its a compliment, but you're good looking and not the guy to help demon out here. What works for you doesn't necessarily work for everyone.
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Girls generally think I'm pretty good looking too. In fact I'm sure that accounts for 99% of situations like this. I can't imagine what else it'd be.
 
Mama Smurf said:
Yes, confidence is great. Girls love confidence. So saying you were so nervous you made up a trip just so you wouldn't have to face asking her out...that'll get her going.

No insult here man, in fact its a compliment, but you're good looking and not the guy to help demon out here. What works for you doesn't necessarily work for everyone.
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but what he made up about the trip he can use for his own benefit here!

you dont understand women at all in this case it seems, do you really think she will think less of him justs because he made that up ?

if he is honest and tells her with a smile that he made it up because he got nervouse and didnt know what to say she will think it is cute trust me!
 
demon's a good looking guy too. He could get away with a lot more if he just had the fucking confidence. i could see him going back to the girl, coming clean about his plans, and segue into asking her out. She'd probably eat that up.
 
I`ve dated my fare share of waitresses in my day and do NOT use a line on a waitress. Unless you use it in a very chessy manner. The only way you can use a line on a waitress is if you lay it super thick and make a joke out of it. Waitresses have heard them all and they get lines droped on them all day long. So if you go in there trying to be slick and drop a "I`ll take a tuna salad and your phone number" She is going to look at you with that "I`ve only heard that bullshit from 200 other idiots look" The only way to use a line like that is if you do it in a way that mocks or makes fun of all those idiots. You want to set yourself from those idiots and kind of relate to her. The best way to pick up a waitress is to ask them about there life. People talk to them all day long but nobody every gives a fuck about them. You`ve basically already done this so just go from there.
 
demon said:
I'm sure some advice in this thread is more valid than others, but when a guy in a pink tank top says he can pick up women anywhere, any time, he must be doing something right.

Girls generally think I'm pretty good looking too. In fact I'm sure that accounts for 99% of situations like this. I can't imagine what else it'd be.
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and demon remember you got it in the bag, take command and be yourself and ask her out.

glory or defeat baby but in this case i feel a win!

good luck mate
 
I should be clearer. I don't mwan you're ugly and that robertsan is just good looking. He's extremely good looking. The body, the looks...you only have to look at the girls he goes out with!

I've seen guys like him deliver the cheesiest, most awfully cliched lines you can imagine in clubs and the girls don't care, because the guy they really fancy is talking to them, they don't care how it started. If I on the other hand use those lines (and I have...god I had no clue for a while), they roll their eyes and say how cheesy it was and I get nowhere. I have to come up with a good line, or at least one which is pretty normal and not cheesy. I'm not bad looking at all, it's simply a case of not being so good looking that I could say whatever and get away with it. I've seen good looking guys fall over in front of girls and they help them up and are all over them, while another ok looking guy falls over and everyone laughs!

I'm the same with girls. I shouldn't be, I know that, but if a good looking girl says something not very interesting I just go with it and think "she can't be perfect", but an average girl says it? I'm thinking "hmmm, maybe not for me". It's just life.
 
robertsan21 said:
you dont understand women at all in this case it seems, do you really think she will think less of him justs because he made that up ?
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YES. If she really likes him it won't matter, but if she's just a bit interested he could tip the scales the wrong way admitting something like that.
 
Mama Smurf said:
YES. If she really likes him it won't matter, but if she's just a bit interested he could tip the scales the wrong way admitting something like that.
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ok well its true what you said about good looking men that they can get of with anything and not so good looking men will get the "talk to the hand" respons.

but what He told her about the " trip to the parents" thats nothing bad, if he is honest with her and tell her when she askes about it she will find it cute, i am sure about it!

i aint telling him to do it in a cheesy way, i just want him to step up to the plate be himself and ask her out.

so demon forget every cheesy trick we have posted in this thread and just go over there and ask her out.
 
I just think it's a risk is all. Some girls actually like the nervous thing, though most prefer confidence, I think maybe because it almost guarantees they're not arrogant and perhaps even because a lot of girls like to be able to "save" guys.

He's so clearly in there anyway though, he should just ask her out as you say. No need to risk her getting turned off by nervousness.

My friend is laughing at this thread, she had no idea guys gave each other advice like this. Apparently we're "all girls".
 
:D
Mama Smurf said:
I just think it's a risk is all. Some girls actually like the nervous thing, though most prefer confidence, I think maybe because it almost guarantees they're not arrogant and perhaps even because a lot of girls like to be able to "save" guys.

He's so clearly in there anyway though, he should just ask her out as you say. No need to risk her getting turned off by nervousness.

My friend is laughing at this thread, she had no idea guys gave each other advice like this. Apparently we're "all girls".
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:D
oh yeah we are all girls inside :D

and by the way demon, she thinks your hot, otherwise she wouldnt have been intrested in you from the start
 
U K Narayan said:
Totally. I wish all the women that held any interest towards me would just approach me.

Too bad that shit never happens.
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I've had it happen three times, and I'll save you the suspense: You don't want it. Why? Because those are the ones that are fucking crazy.
 
Demon you must be pretty dumb. You've been making these "can't get a girl" threads for at least a year that I know of and you still don't have a game plan? :lol

That must suck man. The only thing I can suggest is getting some more confidence in yourself. Looking good, smelling good, and having a positive attitude throughout general life is about 99% of it. The rest is just winging it. That's how those guys with pink shirts get chicks.

You think chicks give two shits about what guys wear? Do you ever give a shit about what girls wear?
 
Badabing said:
Demon you must be pretty dumb. You've been making these "can't get a girl" threads for at least a year that I know of and you still don't have a game plan? :lol

That must suck man. The only thing I can suggest is getting some more confidence in yourself. Looking good, smelling good, and having a positive attitude throughout general life is about 99% of it. The rest is just winging it. That's how those guys with pink shirts get chicks.

You think chicks give two shits about what guys wear? Do you ever give a shit about what girls wear?
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hope that last part was a joke!
but if not

HELL YES I DO, You wont see me dating a girl with no style!

Style is very important
 
catfish said:
:lol

but seriously, how much is walking back into the store, looking her straight in the eye and saying

"I want to take you out" going to hurt you.
if she looks all surprised quickly reinforce it with "cmon, I'd really like to take you out"
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You want him to KILL her??
 
This is no problem dude. She told you a bunch of shit: Key thing is to REMEMBER it. I hear the other people in this thread just yellin to just straight up ask her out, but I get nervous about that shit too. Plus sometimes it's good to show initial disinterest so you look like you got shit going on in your life, then come on strong later on. Better to just show your interested, and if she is it should be easy even for giant pussies. :p

Go back to the cafe and you should have a sea of random stuff to talk about with zero awkward pauses. As her about her Milwaukee trip, what she thought about the art museum, insert random joke about museums or art, etc. You'll get some more information about her just through that, and then just ask about that shit. Then make some funny stories up about your made up trip, throw in a pianist joke to show you remember that detail, and move on from there

There's no way you'll be able to talk about all that without her leaving to do her work, so if she's interested she'll come back and continue the conversation at some point. If that happens either you or her might suggest she take a break so you can keep talking. If she does, you're golden and you'll know she'll say yes to anything after that. Grab an R. Kelly cd and a bucket of lube and then play the waiting game.

If she says no but seems disappointed, then it's just natural to ask when she's off, what days she's off, etc. She'll know why you're asking this..even though you didn't really ask her out yet. If she likes you she'll give this info no problem and make things easy for you. If not, fuck it. Flirt with her occassionally if you ever go back there but leave it at that, cuz at least then she'll remember you as an option when her bf dumps her two days before Valentines Day because she won't do anal. Then, just grab an ass parade cd, a bucket of vaseline and perform the stranger until you find your next girl
 
NLB2 said:
Just feel lucky you pussied out; if you hadn't, you would've been rejected.
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I reckon that's a pathetic attitude - you should have no fear for that kind of rejection. Be honest, and true to yourself, and one day it'll work - and when it does - THAT is the relationship you want to stick with. However, if you're after something more shallow, I can't offer any advice.
 
just rent an escort and once you have had sex once, you'll do anything for it again, asking her out just won't be a problem.
 
in a way it's good that you're a virgin, you have no clue what you're missing.
but anyway, you need to get your confidence up first, cause these things aren't gonna be happening all your life, and you have your youth only for so long.
do you have a steady job? i mean you can afford to take poeple out and stuff? you can talk about random things and just sorta babble on and on?
i think you should use the fact that time is too short and let that thought make you desperate. desperate to experience things you see, not just deperate for sex, because that'll be obvious. think about it, you are getting older, and at one point you'll be too old. start thinking about that and start acting on it.
either way dude, you should definitely ask this girl out for coffee or something, or for drinks.
 
Go back and....


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You people are hilarious. I honestly believe demon ,etc, may be joke characters. It would be too scary to think otherwise.
 
Slurpy said:
You people are hilarious. I honestly believe demon ,etc, may be joke characters. It would be too scary to think otherwise.
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Indeed, you have me figured out. A couple of my girlfriends this very moment are huddled on my bed, convulsing in a series of orgasm. Speaking of which, I have business to tend to...
 
stormer said:
lets see pics of demon!
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this is the most representative picture I have of what I actually look like. please promise me you won't masturbate to it.
http://tinypic.com/fw52br.jpg
(NO that is not a fucking ear ring)

I'm also in good shape and have good sense of style. I don't think my look are the issue. wish I were a bit taller, though.
 
Boogie said:
Are you another one of the morons who thinks "Gee, this guy is whining about not being able to get a girl, he must be ugly/fat/a pasty-faced nerd"?
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no, i dont think that at all, any guy can get a girl it just requires confidence

I was just curious what demon looked like cuz others were talking about it above
 
God man, you sound like you're better than me, which is sad. I totally suck, to the point where it's pathetic. I mean, when I'm talking to girls I usually have no problems; my problem is going up to a random chick and talking. I notice a lot of guys sit around and stare down chicks, and I find that pretty disrespectful. So, I try not to even look at them when they're looking. I ALWAYS have this disinterested look on my face, lol.

I'm just way too shy in this field. I don't talk alot as it is, so of course I have problems talking to girls.
 
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