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[Rabbi_Vole]

I guess in an attempt to make catheter use more manly, I just witnessed a commercial featuring a cowboy pitching a lubricated catheter on History Channel 2:

http://youtu.be/2soNIkzS0m4

I've never heard "cath" used as a verb. I'm not sure I buy this guy as an expert in shoving things up his meatus.

 

[JeanGrey]

Oh come on if a manly man like a true cowboy can describe how great a cath is then anyone can use it.

 

[NoblesseOblige]

I don't understand people's issues with catheters.

 

[SocksAndShoes]

I don't understand people's issues with catheters.

Yeah I mean they're so comfortable I usually just keep one in for shits and gigs, you know what I'm saying?

 

[Anoregon]

I don't understand people's issues with catheters.

People generally do not enjoy things being shoved up their peeholes

 

[SteveWinwood]

I don't understand people's issues with catheters.

that thing is a one way hole

it's unnatural

 

[Gordon Shumway]

People generally do not enjoy things being shoved up their peeholes

You don't say? lol..

 

[NoblesseOblige]

People generally do not enjoy things being shoved up their peeholes

For what reason? It doesn't hurt unless it's done wrong. There's a whole kink that finds it pleasurable in fact.

 

[Rabbi_Vole]

that thing is a one way hole

it's unnatural

That's what most used to believe before GOATSE. He change the world… closed the monstrous gap between acceptable and taboo.

 

[Bit-Bit]

I wonder if soldiers on the battlefield wears a catheter.

Imagine Solid Snake doesn't have to go to the bathroom cause he just stands there and pisses himself while crawling around on the ground.

 

[NoblesseOblige]

Imagine Solid Snake doesn't have to go to the bathroom cause he just stands there and pisses himself while crawling around on the ground.

He uses boxes as a portable latrine.

 

[tanooki27]

I'd hoped this was about a new band.

 

[FriedConsole]

Using a catheter isn't a lifestyle choice. Unfortunately a lot of us will need to some day.

When I see a commercial like this, I realize I am watching a show for old invalid people and I should go outside and do something and enjoy life while I still can.

 

[Etrian Oddity]

For what reason? It doesn't hurt unless it's done wrong.

Bullshit, I had a gnarly accident and overnight stay in the hospital one time and those fuckers put one in me. I was pissing Zeus's lightning and dragonfire for three days after its removal.

 

[Couleurs]

People generally do not enjoy things being shoved up their peeholes

Whoa speak for yourself man

 

[NoblesseOblige]

Bullshit, I had a gnarly accident and overnight stay in the hospital one time and those fuckers put one in me. I was pissing Zeus's lightning and dragonfire for three days after its removal.

Learn to relax your peehole, dude. You're either the problem or they're using one that's too big for you.

 

[EdibleExplosives]

For what reason? It doesn't hurt unless it's done wrong. There's a whole kink that finds it pleasurable in fact.

 

[Rabbi_Vole]

I'd hoped this was about a new band.

Cowboy Catheter is an excellent band name

 

[Rest]

I've kind of wanted to take screen shots of this commercial, transcribe the dialog, and post it as a thread to see the reaction.

This commercial comes on every night during Doogie Howser, M.D.

"Been cowboyin' for 25 years."
"They hurt less!"

 

[Rest]

Did I just have to watch a 15 second advertisement before watching an advertisement? What in the actual fuck.

 

[Rentahamster]

People generally do not enjoy things being shoved up their peeholes

 

[breadtruck]

LOL. Such a fitting gif

 

[Rabbi_Vole]

Do recreational meatus impalers call it "cathing?"

 

[Luigiv]

I think the bigger question here is why on earth is a catheter being advertised on television?

 

[umop_3pisdn]

Do recreational meatus impalers call it "cathing?"

sounding

 

[Ferrio]

I don't like the how this is sounding.

 

[Rabbi_Vole]

I think the bigger question here is why on earth is a catheter being advertised on television?

Where should catheters be advertised? Billboards? Sides of barns? AM Radio? Sky Mall?

 

[Ray Wonder]

Relax your peehole.

 

[Dictator93]

That's what most used to believe before GOATSE. He change the world… closed the monstrous gap between acceptable and taboo.

 

[M3d10n]

For what reason? It doesn't hurt unless it's done wrong. There's a whole kink that finds it pleasurable in fact.

You could say that for about everything someone gets off to, like choking, suspension, nailing and wearing soiled diapers.