omg. so this thread popped up like a few days after I got banned.. so I've been suffering through reading it.. and suffering indeed.
first a disclaimer. I've been doing crossfit for about three years. prior to crossfit I had worked out and done LOTS of running over the course of around 8 months, lost 65lbs through a calorie restriction diet.. and saw my traditional "3 sets of 10" numbers of isolation exercises go through the roof (200%+ increase on weights). about 4-5 months during that crossfit time I took a break and focused solely on calisthenics from Convict Conditioning, making it either past half way towards the final steps or making it to the final steps for umm.. pistols (one legged squats), walk in walk out bridge, and leg raises. my crossfit time was about a year and a half on my own and a year and a half at a box where I've been at since.
so, the interesting thing is this would be a much different post had I typed it after like 3-4 months of crossfit than three years. It also would have been a much different post while doing it on my own than it would have while doing it at a box.
So, some general observations on the idiocy in this thread.
"Crossfit does this to you. Or makes you do that. Or provides a mentality of blah. Crossfit hurts people. Crossfit promotes bad form."
Take some personal fucking accountability people. For fuck's sake. Crossfit doesn't hurt you. Just like running, soccer, iron man's etc. don't "hurt you". YOU hurt you. You do an overhead squat with bad form.. Did Crossfit do the overhead squat with bad form? No, you did. You are kipping 60 pullups with disengaged shoulders and no strength to actually do a pullup so you tear a rotator cuff. Did Crossfit tear your rotator cuff? No, YOU tore your rotator cuff "Bu bu but Crossfit PROMOTES you to do this stuff." Yes, and gun training courses promote people to commit crimes, and driver's ed courses promote drunk driving. We'll go into in a second what crossfit "promotes" but at No. Time. Ever. does Crossfit (either the site, the instructors or the boxes) ever promote ANYTHING above form.
A quick example. This morning was 12 minutes as many rounds, and one of the triplet was 10 Overhead Squats. Rx was 135#. What was the first thing to coach did. Go over EVERYthing for overhead squats. Locked out arms. Engaged shoulders. Contracted core throughout the movement. Bar path through the movement. THEN the coach goes on to say "If you don't have your OHS, do back squats. If you do have your OHS, I'll be walking around. If I see form issues, I'll tell you once. If I see you not correcting it, you're doing back squats." Guess what people, this is what EVERY Crossfit gym I've been to (4 in the country) have been like.
"Crossfit promotes competition above form"
This is wrong and twisting of words on what crossfit truly does (as well as.. umm.. like eVERY other workout program). Crossfit promotes competition... with yourself. Plain and simple. It is THE PRIMARY reason you keep times/score. So that if you finished Fran at 8:04, when you do Fran again and finish it in 7:56 you have a measurement. Do people really fucking believe we keep score so that that guy that's like 4 minutes ahead of me pushes me to push harder, sloppy up my form, all so he finishes only 3:55 ahead of me? Come the fuck on people. Crossfit promotes improvement. And because much of what they do is metcons, it measures METCON improvements in time. And measures strength improvements in weights or reps. Or might measure endurance improvements in rounds, or whatever.
But again, some personal fucking accountability. If you are doing a front squat workout without breaking parallel, is it crossfit doing that to you? If you are doing deadlifts and not loading your back on each pull, is that crossfit doing it to you? Lower your fucking weight and/or slow the fuck down... because YOU will hurt yourself. And you see SMART people in the gym all the time. A guy doing a workout with 60 deadlifts and he has like 110 on the bar. Good for him, seriously. He knows at that volume that's what he can do safely. Yet a guy who is frankly probably not too much more advanced right next to him with 185lb... Well clearly "Crossfit" didn't do it to THAT moron, because the other guy is at the same Crossfit gym and doing it safely and properly.
Bottom line. I can pull videos from all over youtube on bad squats, bad deadlifts, bad cleans, bad everything.. Crossfit, Gold's, Planet Fitness, etc. They all have people that are going to fucking hurt themselves.. And it sucks.. But those same people are going to hurt themselves no matter where the fuck they go. And honestly.. those same people I GUARANTEE have coaches/trainers telling them "You need to do this or that and clean up your form" and it's like talking to a wall. Crossfit is the furthest thing from those people's problem...
"Kipping [blank] doesn't really do anything. There are much better exercises."
Hey big man.. You have your strict pullup? Sweet! How about your strict chest-to-bar pullup? You have that also? Not bad. How about your strict bar muscle-up? Ok, ok, not bad. So then how about your strict ring muscle up without a false grip? Whoa.. Pretty sweet. So now get on the floor, back on the ground, and kip to your feet. Ok, now do a salmon ladder without kipping.
If you can answer all of those except for the salmon ladder in the affirmative... Honestly I bow down to you. However if you can answer all of those in the affirmative you also probably know how stupid the assertion is that kipping is worthless or that there are "other ways" to exercise those muscles better. (if you said yes to the salmon ladder, you're a fucking liar)
First some disclaimers (aka stuff I agree with). If you can't do a pullup strict... you shouldn't be doing kipping pullups. Period. You should be using resistance bands lowered and lowered until you can finally do a strict pullup. I DID see a guy at the gym this morning who did the warm up (10 pullups) kipping, and then went to do the strength (3x10 pullups strict) and he used a band. I didn't say something. I'm not a coach. No coach saw him and said something, but the coaches reiterate to us just what I said. If you don't have your strict pullup, you should be using a band for ALL pullups.
Ok, with that out of the way.. kipping is not about pullups, or toes to bars, or muscle ups, or kip ups.. Well, it isn't about any of those and is about all of those. Kipping is about engaging your core and your hips in an explosive movement which can then be propelled through either upper body or lower body strength.
One of the core tenants of Crossfit is FUNCTIONAL movements. And in terms of kipping and pullups, nothing more accentuates this functional movement that the salmon ladder. But even beyond that.. just pulling yourself up on the side of a ledge.. or on a tree branch. I can't think of a single real world instance of pulling myself up where I wouldn't give some sort of a kick/kip to pull myself up. I mean why would you? Especially if my desired net result was to press through to a muscle up or something to actually get all the way up.
So just like class this morning.. There is a place for kipping, and a place for strict. If you feel there isn't a place for kipping pullups, then go try a muscle up, bar muscle up, or salmon ladder and tell me how it went.
"Crossfit is about killing yourself and just doing lots of stuff incredibly hard til burning yourself out."
Most boxes have a metcon at the end. I admit that. Metcons are great.. It's right in the full name. Metabolic conditioning. Different than strength condition. Different than endurance, etc. Is there an over emphasis on them? Yeah, I think so.(this is one of the things I would have had a different answer for years ago) Is that bad? Not really.. Most of the gyms will also in the same session incorporate strength, mobility/flexibility, and then have stuff like endurance or plyo metrics/explosiveness, etc throughout the session. It's just preference, that's all.
All of the gyms I have been to program metcons for usually <15 minutes. A long metcon will be rare (not even once a week) and might go for 20-30 minutes. But really.. we are talking MAYBE 1-2 a month. MAYBE. Of course during open gym there are those who are doing like 45+ minute hero WODs every weekend.. But guess what.. those people are trained to the point of expecting that kind of volume on those days..
So really.. 15 minutes max.. like 3-5 days a week. That's shorter than a 5K. Harder than a 5K? Yeah (unless the workout is ACTUALLY a 5K like what's on the official site today). But can you, with good form and at a PROPER weight easily get through 15 minutes of work? Of course you can. Too easy? Add a little more weight or go a little faster next time. Too hard? Maybe you should strip some weight off that bar before you hurt yourself.
"[bunch of anti-crossfit stuff] No thanks I am going to stick with my 3 sets of 10."
And here we are at another answer that is different now than 3 years ago. Three years ago I would have said "hahahaha you fool. You are doing your isolation work, only hitting strength, only......" STFU three year younger borghe. Stop being a little bitch.
Crossfit isn't for you? You like your current routine. Honestly, that's great. The biggest fucking problem in this country is that people DON'T FUCKING GET ACTIVE. If you are active and enjoy the activity, keep. it. the. fuck. up. Seriously, kudos bro.
But... I hope you look through this, and some links below.. And understand that, Crossfit isn't unsafe. It's not about being crazy. It's not about abuse. It's about the same thing your routine is about. Getting stronger, building and improving the fundamentals, and being better tomorrow than you were today. The morons in crossfit (trainers and members) are the same morons that are at Gold's, YMCA, Planet Fitness, 24 Hour Fitness, Bally's, or one of the THOUSANDS of other gyms out there. Are there bad Crossfit gyms? I've never been to one but I have to believe there are. The same way there are god fucking awful personal trainers as well. And idiots at the gym doing deadlifts with rounded backs or doing "back squats" that are really quarter squats because their form can't handle doing even half of that weight all the way to the floor. Doing Crossfit right is incredible. Better than [insert program here]? That's for each person to decide.
I should point out one last thing. I am forever grateful to a friend for introducing me to crossfit and glad I at least started it on my own... BUT, the one thing I would ABSOLUTELY suggest against is you, as newb weight dude who has never done an olympic lift in his life, from trying it on your own. And no, watching videos doesn't cut it. I was very very very fortunate in that the big box globo gym I was at had a trainer who, even though I wasn't paying him or taking classes from him, for some reason took an interest in me (or at least what I was doing). I swear for the first 3-6 months it would be him coming in, yelling at me for doing EVERYTHING wrong, and me working like crazy to fix it. And I did fix it. And he would come in a time later and say "omg.. remember when you were bringing up cleans almost completely with your arms? I thought for certain I would be calling EMT's before I had a chance to say anything." Yeah people.. don't be me... Go to a Crossfit gym (if you want to do crossfit) and most have an onramp class where at the very least they will go over deadlifts, back squats and front squats. Get a foundation before doing this shit or you WILL hurt yourself.
Anyway.. here's some good retorts to the stupid fucking piece in the OP
http://www.deucegym.com/crossfits-dirty-little-secret-a-rebuttal/
https://medium.com/i-m-h-o/6d606a0b7d31