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Crysis 3 TV Spot - "Sharp Dressed Man"

it's like a tiny bit of Timesplitter's humour somehow fell out of Crytek and into this ad. Can't say it was great but that was mainly because Crysis man looks terrible as hell.
 
I am at the point of my life where I don't care for everything being a David Fincher/amazing writing/Inception horn shit.

I'm not interested in the game but this reeks of 90's game advertisement. Sorry if it's not refinate or "clever" for the people with infinitely high standards. It was entertaining to watch.

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Haters gonna hate.
 
I am at the point of my life where I don't care for everything being a David Fincher/amazing writing/Inception horn shit.

I'm not interested in the game but this reeks of 90's game advertisement. Sorry if it's not refinate or "clever" for the people with infinitely high standards. It was entertaining to watch.


Haters gonna hate.

needs bish shop
 
IN A WORLD WHERE MEN LOOK LIKE THEY LACK PHYSICS

nice to see them so knowingly rip off that Hawkeye bit from Avengers except 1000000 times less cool
 
Kind of misrepresenting the game, isn't it?

So far all the Crysis games took themselves super serious, I doubt that this one will be any different.
 
First nanosuit looks like military hardware. The second one looks like a dudebro outfit. Not surprising considering Crysis 2 art direction was utterly terrible.

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Stubby legs and a giant codpiece confirmed for Nanosuit 2. In Crysis 3 you have even stubbier legs and a codpiece the size of the Crysis 1 suits chestpiece.
 
I guess. But I could also imagine casual gamer X to be a little confused when he boots up the game and it suddenly strikes that serious tone.

I'm sure the average player won't really care. There have been other games that have done the same.
 
"Suit Up" has never and never will be funny, also a shit ad but I guess I'm not the best to judge as I loathe the direction Crysis seems to have taken since the first.
 
I loved this ad.
For the Gaffers who didn't like this ad, I'm interested to know what TV spots for games you did like that weren't pretentious.
 
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