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Cyberpunk 2077 Will Let You Customise Your Genitals

They need to build this in to the game somehow, like if you have a small dick then you get ridiculed in bed or something and then gossiped about and then every in game character hears about it and calls you 'Small Dick V' and even Keanu Reeves mocks you for your small dick, but it gives you some kind of excessive roid rage ability or something, and when you trigger the ability your character should shout things like 'I've never had any complaints before' or 'how do you like my small dick now motherfucker'.
 
They need to build this in to the game somehow, like if you have a small dick then you get ridiculed in bed or something and then gossiped about and then every in game character hears about it and calls you 'Small Dick V' and even Keanu Reeves mocks you for your small dick, but it gives you some kind of excessive roid rage ability or something, and when you trigger the ability your character should shout things like 'I've never had any complaints before' or 'how do you like my small dick now motherfucker'.

If they make the prostitutes say some shit like "we live in the cybernetic augmentation renaissance, why is your dick so fucking small" someone please tell me and I will break my no new games in 2020 vow
 
Weird how many less people are reacting negatively to this CHOICE to customize their genitals versus having the CHOICE to fuck other dudes in the Assassin's Creed Vikings shit. People want to customize their dick's and vag's all they want, but when it comes to dudes fucking other dudes (Ass Creed) or chicks fucking chicks (TLOU), they're totally against it. Seems oddly specific about what they're okay with and what they're not okay with. It's almost as if gay is the determining variable here on whether or not to be pissed off and screaming "SJW agenda". Weird that gay is where they draw the line. Just an observation.
 
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Already customized my genitals after running into a metal table corner years ago.


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or will we at least be able to see the various bulges through our gear (when in third person view)?
I make my balls extra large.

Wonder if it mean we get to see the genitals up close.

Fuck i just remember a chick who was always complaining about her ex triangle dick.
Till today i wonder what that looks like
 
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I'd only consider this a worthwhile option if they include sliders to change the density of the pubes.

What better way to be a total fucking badass in 2077 than to run around with an unkept caveman-like curly clocksprings bush.

And i want my lance buried deep in it.
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Aah, the priorities.
How about customizing camera so one can play in third person the entire game because he finds "first person for immersion purposes" absolutely idiotic?
No? Too bad.
 
They shouldn't add something like this unless they're willing to go all the way with it.

Like, can I set how deep my pussy is? Can I change my penis's flaccid length and erect length separately?
 
Nope, The Joys of Sex on the CD-i was the first game rated AO
As far as mainstream games it would be. I know at one point they temporarily had GTA: San Andreas as AO but after a patch it was back to M, but you can find copies with an AO sticker on it. Thrill Kill would have been AO if it was released.
 
Having a double d*** with the possibility of individually controlling lentgh and thickness...
Am I talking too much...? I should stop right...
Not going to lie... /dreams
 
Can I adjust the yaw



I am a conservative republican and I do not give one single wet Taco Bell fart about this

checkmate, atheists

They probably mean some and not all.

I very much can see them getting triggered by this btw...
 
triggered?

The reason people might have preferred Luigi over Mario was because he had floaty physics, not because his cock was bigger.

Nah mate, I'm not triggered. This is trash. This is bathroom graffiti level game design.
 
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