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[ExpandKong]

Can I adjust the yaw

Oh man this is gonna get Republicans and conservatives soooo triggered I love it!

I am a conservative republican and I do not give one single wet Taco Bell fart about this

checkmate, atheists

 

[Batiman]

everyone has a big dick now

Not me. In the future small dicks are in style.

 

[Vow of Silence]

They need to build this in to the game somehow, like if you have a small dick then you get ridiculed in bed or something and then gossiped about and then every in game character hears about it and calls you 'Small Dick V' and even Keanu Reeves mocks you for your small dick, but it gives you some kind of excessive roid rage ability or something, and when you trigger the ability your character should shout things like 'I've never had any complaints before' or 'how do you like my small dick now motherfucker'.

 

[ExpandKong]

They need to build this in to the game somehow, like if you have a small dick then you get ridiculed in bed or something and then gossiped about and then every in game character hears about it and calls you 'Small Dick V' and even Keanu Reeves mocks you for your small dick, but it gives you some kind of excessive roid rage ability or something, and when you trigger the ability your character should shout things like 'I've never had any complaints before' or 'how do you like my small dick now motherfucker'.

If they make the prostitutes say some shit like "we live in the cybernetic augmentation renaissance, why is your dick so fucking small" someone please tell me and I will break my no new games in 2020 vow

 

[Jigsaah]

The air smells of compensation and shame.

 

[Schrödinger's cat]

Finally!

As someone often labelled 'a massive cunt with one ball larger than the other' this game is going to give me the representation I've been longing for.

 

[intbal]

98% chance that THQNordic adds this same feature to Saints Row 5 (but funny).

 

[Casanova]

Weird how many less people are reacting negatively to this CHOICE to customize their genitals versus having the CHOICE to fuck other dudes in the Assassin's Creed Vikings shit. People want to customize their dick's and vag's all they want, but when it comes to dudes fucking other dudes (Ass Creed) or chicks fucking chicks (TLOU), they're totally against it. Seems oddly specific about what they're okay with and what they're not okay with. It's almost as if gay is the determining variable here on whether or not to be pissed off and screaming "SJW agenda". Weird that gay is where they draw the line. Just an observation.

 

[AeonGaidenRaiden]

Man I really wish I can go all out on this: 3 tits, a vagina with horse balls.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Will my big dick hang out of my pants finaly?
Yeah

or will we at least be able to see the various bulges through our gear (when in third person view)?

 

[Codes 208]

Thats cool i guess. Ive already done this in sims 4 so its nothing new to me.

 

[Solarstrike]

Already customized my genitals after running into a metal table corner years ago.

 

[Jtibh]

or will we at least be able to see the various bulges through our gear (when in third person view)?

I make my balls extra large.

Wonder if it mean we get to see the genitals up close.

Fuck i just remember a chick who was always complaining about her ex triangle dick.
Till today i wonder what that looks like

 

[Hawking Radiation]

I'd only consider this a worthwhile option if they include sliders to change the density of the pubes.

What better way to be a total fucking badass in 2077 than to run around with an unkept caveman-like curly clocksprings bush.

And i want my lance buried deep in it.

 

[Piku_Ringo]

Already customized my genitals after running into a metal table corner years ago.

Could be worse

 

[Paracelsus]

Aah, the priorities.
How about customizing camera so one can play in third person the entire game because he finds "first person for immersion purposes" absolutely idiotic?
No? Too bad.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Cyberjunk 2027 - Packing heat in Night titty

 

[SupremeHoodie]

It would be cool if you could make your dick really big or super small and have the npc give a reaction.

 

[Whitesnake]

They shouldn't add something like this unless they're willing to go all the way with it.

Like, can I set how deep my pussy is? Can I change my penis's flaccid length and erect length separately?

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Telescopic robot chick dick. How very cyberpunk of CDPR.

 

[Digity.exe]

They shouldn't add something like this unless they're willing to go all the way with it.

Like, can I set how deep my pussy is? Can I change my penis's flaccid length and erect length separately?

Grower, not a shower.

 

[Lionel Richie]

everyone has a big dick now

I feel like there's a very obvious joke about this and female characters in a Naughty Dog game.

 

[Woggleman]

Since it is a world with a lot of modifications why not let us get it turned into a weapon?

 

[Big-G]

So it's a tranny simulator.

 

[Hawking Radiation]

Could be worse

This is the best scene in this movie. Has me in stitches every single time.

 

[1DeadPixl]

Dosent this make it the first console AO-rated game ? will sony allow it ?
i remember reading that sony dont allow AO-rated games on their platforms

Nope, The Joys of Sex on the CD-i was the first game rated AO

 

[1DeadPixl]

Nope, The Joys of Sex on the CD-i was the first game rated AO

As far as mainstream games it would be. I know at one point they temporarily had GTA: San Andreas as AO but after a patch it was back to M, but you can find copies with an AO sticker on it. Thrill Kill would have been AO if it was released.

 

[mcz117chief]

So I can roleplay as Kainé in the end? If that is the case then I will buy the game 100%.

 

[existensmaximum]

This sounds kinda cool.

 

[Screamer-RSA]

Time fo some thicc lips!

 

[lachesis]

As long as it's functional...

 

[Monkeygourmet]

Absolutely ludicrous

 

[MORJDK]

 

[TwoDurans]

98% chance that THQNordic adds this same feature to Saints Row 5 (but funny).

This was already in Saints Row 4. You could increase the length of your pixelated song when you built your MC.

 

[Captain Hero]

 

[PumpkinPie]

The only gigaflop I'm interested in

 

[KemoSabe]

Isnt it being rated AO then?

 

[Protocol7]

Having a double d*** with the possibility of individually controlling lentgh and thickness...
Am I talking too much...? I should stop right...
Not going to lie... /dreams

 

[Duallusion]

 

[Dirk Benedict]

or will we at least be able to see the various bulges through our gear (when in third person view)?

This is huge news.

 

[waltyftmus Prime]

Since it is a world with a lot of modifications why not let us get it turned into a weapon?

 

[farmerboy]

Ahhh yes.......but can you change your genitals halfway through a playthrough?

 

[Justinus]

Ahhh yes.......but can you change your genitals halfway through a playthrough?

Asking the important questions.

 

[Pansy]

https://www.pcgamer.com/conan-exile...creen-for-a-week-while-designing-dong-slider/ Lmao this mechanic was used in Conan Exiles.

 

[Portugeezer]

Hopefully my realistic 10 inch monster won't slow me down.

 

[The Scrivener]

as well as various sizes and combinations of genitals

The pinnacle of gaming.

I really shouldn't bother with this modern shit, I can't possibly support this trash.

 

[Senua]

The pinnacle of gaming.

I really shouldn't bother with this modern shit, I can't possibly support this trash.

triggered?

 

[EDMIX]

Can I adjust the yaw



I am a conservative republican and I do not give one single wet Taco Bell fart about this

checkmate, atheists

They probably mean some and not all.

I very much can see them getting triggered by this btw...

 

[M1chl]

98% chance that THQNordic adds this same feature to Saints Row 5 (but funny).

It's not like it hasn't been there since SR3.

 

[The Scrivener]

triggered?

The reason people might have preferred Luigi over Mario was because he had floaty physics, not because his cock was bigger.

Nah mate, I'm not triggered. This is trash. This is bathroom graffiti level game design.