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[Senua]

The reason people might have preferred Luigi over Mario was because he had floaty physics, not because his cock was bigger.

Nah mate, I'm not triggered. This is trash.

Nah it's a bit of fun, you prude!

 

[mortal]

The reason people might have preferred Luigi over Mario was because he had floaty physics, not because his cock was bigger.

Nah mate, I'm not triggered. This is trash. This is bathroom graffiti level game design.

Different strokes

 

[The Scrivener]

Nah it's a bit of fun, you prude!

Look, I like Bukowski and Viz as much as the next bloke. Does this count as videogame writing? Is that what this is?

I'll shut up. Just can we stop focusing on getting cocks into every game please, thanks.

 

[ExpandKong]

They probably mean some and not all.

I very much can see them getting triggered by this btw...

Yeah, but it's kind of a dumb thing to get excited about.

 

[Coolwhhip]

Videogames are art.

 

[D.Final]

I remember something similar in Saints Row IV.
If I remember correctly

 

[Clintizzle]

+6 Penis length = -6 Intelligence.

#TrueRPG

 

[01011001]

The reason people might have preferred Luigi over Mario was because he had floaty physics, not because his cock was bigger.

Nah mate, I'm not triggered. This is trash. This is bathroom graffiti level game design.

tell me, exactly why do you care about a small detail they put in the game, that doesn't affect anything and is basically just there to be fun?
what if Luigi had a blue costume that has no impact on the game?

WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A BLUE LUIGI? TRASH GAMEDESIGN! REEE!!!


lol

 

[webber]

phimosis slider or no buy.

 

[Dacon]

So are third person cutscenes still out?

Bc it bums me out to know that theyre going all out to have a ton of customization for me to never see my character outside of mirrors and shit.

Obviously my character will have a huge dong.

That way when i have my lesbian romances I can self insert through the penis.

Just like my japanese anime.

 

[cormack12]

 

[Makariel]

 

[Makoto-Yuki]

 

[OutrageousFacts]

other scenes depict a character's head moving towards a partner's crotch."

I can't wait for modders adding some variety to those scenes. ❤

H-hello, Lara Croft, Jill Valentine and Samus Aran.

 

[ebevan91]

Can I let one nut hang lower like IRL?

 

[Makoto-Yuki]

Can I let one nut hang lower like IRL?

i want to be able to pick how many nuts. some people only have 1. also it's 2077 so maybe they have 3.

I can't wait for modders adding some variety to those scenes. ❤

H-hello, Lara Croft, Jill Valentine and Samus Aran.

i can't wait for the r34.

 

[T-Cake]

Cut or uncut.

 

[EDMIX]

Yeah, but it's kind of a dumb thing to get excited about.

Agreed, but folks generally get angry at dumb things in the gaming community. My god, they couldn't handle 1 episode of Law and Order if it was a AAA game in 2020. Then make it seem as if the medium is "mature" lol

 

[ExpandKong]

Cut or uncut.

The question you should be asking is "does my cybernetic penis cut (with its laser chainsaw attachment) or does it uncut (with its "healing gel spray" ability)" it's 2077 brother

Agreed, but folks generally get angry at dumb things in the gaming community. My god, they couldn't handle 1 episode of Law and Order if it was a AAA game in 2020. Then make it seem as if the medium is "mature" lol

Yeah...between some of the developers and some of the audience I think everyone's taking things too seriously sometimes. INCLUDING MEEEEEEEEE shhhhhh

 

[EDMIX]

The question you should be asking is "does my cybernetic penis cut (with its laser chainsaw attachment) or does it uncut (with its "healing gel spray" ability)" it's 2077 brother



Yeah...between some of the developers and some of the audience I think everyone's taking things too seriously sometimes. INCLUDING MEEEEEEEEE shhhhhh

Agreed.

I'm ok with literally anything in a game. Whites, blacks, gays, trans, politics, religion etc If it happens in real life, its fair game. I say rule of thumb is to use Cape Fear / Strawdogs logic ie in 1962 did you not have rape, murder, religion, racist, politics, gay people etc in film? Then why folks crying in 2020? lol

Its why I had zero issue with the N- Word being used in Mafia 3 and I'm an African American. I want to see the raw, unapologetic story the developer is trying to tell about this time period and I give no welcome to sugar coating shit to not hurt folks feelings in a game literally rated M!

I even got mad that in Red Dead 2, they tried their fucking BEST to ignore such an obvious social issue at that time and felt that making them tone down their language helped....it made it feel unrealistic and the developer being scared shitless to actually make something true and raw to that time.

 

[AtomicStarving]

 

[GribbleGrunger]

Thank God for that. I've always wanted to have a tiny penis.

 

[Screamer-RSA]

Grifter gonna grift.

 

[_Ex_]

This is an oldschool cyberpunk idea, straight out of Dr. Adder.

 

[Dirk Benedict]

Oooo, Lord! I'm gonna be walking around with mutha fuckin' Elephantiasis Genitals and be proud of it.

 

[GeorgPrime]

She can start with Harassing "Neil Druckmann" who forced Amy Henning out of Disobedient Dog.

:O

 

[Danjin44]

This is an oldschool cyberpunk idea, straight out of Dr. Adder.

This, it's not that strange idea to see people change body parts in Cyberpunk setting.

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[D.Final]

Thank God for that. I've always wanted to have a tiny penis.

LoL

 

[GrayChild]

Holy fuck! They're STILL not happy.

 

[MilkyJoe]

Aaaaand...... It's dead to me now.

 

[Jayjayhd34]

Holy fuck! They're STILL not happy.

There fucking making up words to ban people

 

[stickkidsam]

Holy fuck! They're STILL not happy.

 

[Verchod]

How about none at all, just completely smooth....

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

I'm glad to finally play a game with a female character that I won't need Reddit to imagine what her vagina looks like.

 

[Tertullian]

Cloaca option or NO BUY

 

[Ðuelist]

Futas incoming.

 

[MetalAlien]

FINALLY a developer that understands what's really important and what gamers have been waiting for since Spacewar came out.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Who wants micro transactions when you can have macros instead.

 

[D.Final]

Futas incoming.

Holy Canoli!

 

[xrnzaaas]

Not sure if this was posted already

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a6KLL79_460svvp9.webm

 

[DoctaThompson]

 

[Sander Cohen]

Hmmm, I usually go for realism in games so 5.1 inch but this sounds too tempting