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Cyberpunk 2077 Will Let You Customise Your Genitals

Nah it's a bit of fun, you prude!

Look, I like Bukowski and Viz as much as the next bloke. Does this count as videogame writing? Is that what this is?

I'll shut up. Just can we stop focusing on getting cocks into every game please, thanks.
 
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The reason people might have preferred Luigi over Mario was because he had floaty physics, not because his cock was bigger.

Nah mate, I'm not triggered. This is trash. This is bathroom graffiti level game design.

tell me, exactly why do you care about a small detail they put in the game, that doesn't affect anything and is basically just there to be fun?
what if Luigi had a blue costume that has no impact on the game?

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WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A BLUE LUIGI? TRASH GAMEDESIGN! REEE!!!


lol
 
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So are third person cutscenes still out?

Bc it bums me out to know that theyre going all out to have a ton of customization for me to never see my character outside of mirrors and shit.

Obviously my character will have a huge dong.

That way when i have my lesbian romances I can self insert through the penis.

Just like my japanese anime.
 
Yeah, but it's kind of a dumb thing to get excited about.

Agreed, but folks generally get angry at dumb things in the gaming community. My god, they couldn't handle 1 episode of Law and Order if it was a AAA game in 2020. Then make it seem as if the medium is "mature" lol
 
Cut or uncut.

The question you should be asking is "does my cybernetic penis cut (with its laser chainsaw attachment) or does it uncut (with its "healing gel spray" ability)" it's 2077 brother

Agreed, but folks generally get angry at dumb things in the gaming community. My god, they couldn't handle 1 episode of Law and Order if it was a AAA game in 2020. Then make it seem as if the medium is "mature" lol

Yeah...between some of the developers and some of the audience I think everyone's taking things too seriously sometimes. INCLUDING MEEEEEEEEE shhhhhh
 
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The question you should be asking is "does my cybernetic penis cut (with its laser chainsaw attachment) or does it uncut (with its "healing gel spray" ability)" it's 2077 brother



Yeah...between some of the developers and some of the audience I think everyone's taking things too seriously sometimes. INCLUDING MEEEEEEEEE shhhhhh

Agreed.

I'm ok with literally anything in a game. Whites, blacks, gays, trans, politics, religion etc If it happens in real life, its fair game. I say rule of thumb is to use Cape Fear / Strawdogs logic ie in 1962 did you not have rape, murder, religion, racist, politics, gay people etc in film? Then why folks crying in 2020? lol

Its why I had zero issue with the N- Word being used in Mafia 3 and I'm an African American. I want to see the raw, unapologetic story the developer is trying to tell about this time period and I give no welcome to sugar coating shit to not hurt folks feelings in a game literally rated M!

I even got mad that in Red Dead 2, they tried their fucking BEST to ignore such an obvious social issue at that time and felt that making them tone down their language helped....it made it feel unrealistic and the developer being scared shitless to actually make something true and raw to that time.
 
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