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Imagine if Titanic had a 2 hour runtime....
ryutaro's mama said:Imagine if Titanic had a 2 hour runtime....
Count Dookkake said:Or a dead heart-throb.
zer0das said:My sister watched Titanic like 6 times and I couldn't (and can't) comprehend how anyone could watch a movie that many times in like a week or two while it's still in theaters. Two or three times yeah..
Count Dookkake said:Or a dead heart-throb.
Zeliard said:Pretty silly thing to say, since a huge part of Titanic's popularity was due to "heart-throb" Leonardo DiCaprio. Do you not remember "Leo-mania"?
Count Dookkake said:Pretty silly thing to say, since a huge part of "dead heart-throb" is due to "dead." Do you not remember that Leo was and is still alive?
Haruspex said:Feel like the only person on Earth who hasn't or has no desire to see this film.
SnakeswithLasers said:Shit, then I suppose I should take it that my elaborate plan was not successful?
Count Dookkake said:Pretty silly thing to say, since a huge part of "dead heart-throb" is due to "dead." Do you not remember that Leo was and is still alive?
It's overrated anyways.Haruspex said:Feel like the only person on Earth who hasn't or has no desire to see this film.
Zeliard said:Good job completely missing the point. If you're going to try and trivialize Dark Knight's box office by claiming it's partly due to a "dead heart-throb", it's pointless to go ahead and compare that to Titanic of all movies, a film which got a huge boost due to a heart-throb. Alive or dead is completely irrelevant. The fact is that Leo was hugely popular all over the world during the Titanic days, considerably moreso than Ledger is now, and Titanic owes a great debt to that.
Haruspex said:Feel like the only person on Earth who hasn't or has no desire to see this film.
Count Dookkake said:Relax. I did not trivialize anything. The death adds an air of romance or tragedy to an otherwise pretty normal action movie.
Kung Fu Jedi said:Well, in defense of Titanic, wasn't it in theaters for like 28 weeks? You could spread it out quite a bit.
Another impressive thing about Titanic's success is that the film had a running time of 3 hours and 14 minutes, which means it can pack in fewer showings than a lot of other films.
Edit: Damn, beaten by seconds!
Patch1922 said:Not to mention, A ticket to Titanic was only $8 and TDK is what $12-15?
zer0das said:My sister watched Titanic like 6 times and I couldn't (and can't) comprehend how anyone could watch a movie that many times in like a week or two while it's still in theaters. Two or three times yeah..
RubxQub said:Lets get down to the real arguement, here:
Titanic
- Leonardo DiCaprio
- Kate Winslet's boobs
TDK
- Christian Bale
- Heath Ledger (in make-up, so not hot)
- No boobs
Titanic wins, because it uses the proper formula.
Chick flick + Thrilling Scenes + Boobs = Box Office Smash
Women will drag their boyfriends and husbands along to see the movie, and they are rewarded with boobs. They can act like they didn't like the movie at all, but they got some good looking knockers to look at for about 30 seconds, so it wasn't all bad.
TDK uses a similar formula, but it starts it out all wrong for mass market appeal.
Action Movie + Thrilling Scenes + No Boobs + Maggie Gyllanhaal = Box Office Almost Smash
Being an action movie cuts it's potential audience down, and the fact that Katie Holmes was replaced by Gollum ruins any chance of men seeing quality boobs.
So I repeat as I have in the past, this is all Maggie Gyllanhaal's fault.
alr1ghtstart said:In 1997, most people were not buying DVDs or any other type of home movie. The theater is where you needed to see it. Titanic is more family friendly, which attracted a larger audience. TDK won't come close.
MindCollizion said:I think a ticket to Titanic costed me what... around $6? and now one to TDK costed me $9.00 with student discount.
Box Office Almost SmashNimbusD said:So your saying TDK isn't a box office smash?
RubxQub said:Box Office Almost Smash
There is only 1 BOS and it's Titanic.
The number 2 chair is BOaS, and it's TDK.
TDK - Maggie Gyllanhaal + Katie Holmes + 2(Bare Breast) = BOS status.
I've seen the movie 4 times, and probably would have subconsciously called back to the big screen 3-4 more times by Katie Holmes' mammary glands.Ceres said:I'm assuming you're joking and what not but I'll still take the bait. Why would breasts in an ACTION film cause this BOS status? I didn't realize the massive audience seeing TDK was all girls and it needed help getting guys into the theatre.
Hey!JayDubya said:Titanic had the schoolgirls going 17 times on mommy and daddy's dime. :lol
hokahey said:Titanic DID have a dead heart throb. The fact that Leo died in the film itself drew in more girls than Ledger being dead in real life. They could cry to Leo dying over, and over, and over, and over.
I totally agree, more people went to go see Titanic because the tickets were cheaper! So after we calculate out the improved sales from cheaper tickets, TDK wins hands down.MindCollizion said:I think a ticket to Titanic costed me what... around $6? and now one to TDK costed me $9.00 with student discount.
AniHawk said:They don't call the Titanic unsinkable for nothing. TDK isn't beating it, but it'll hit $500m and probably end somewhere around $520-$530m.
And that would be fucking incredible.
Osaka said:Holy shit permutated, you're EVERYWHERE!
14 posts a day? :lol Goddamn.
MIMIC said:VHS? Blockbuster Video stores?
1997 was not the Stone Age
Ninja Scooter said:the DVD/home theatre market is NOTHING now like it was 10 years ago with VHS. Have you seen the amount of money DVD sales/rentals pull in? Transformers made something like $300 million off the DVD release.
SpeedingUptoStop said:It's kinda funny how people keep saying Maggie's ugly like their opinion is the irrefutable popular fact.
People have been trying to figure out what Titanic's "formula" was ever since it came out.RubxQub said:Chick flick + Thrilling Scenes + Boobs = Box Office Smash
SpeedingUptoStop said:It's kinda funny how people keep saying Maggie's ugly like their opinion is the irrefutable popular fact.
It's also a little sad.
RubxQub said:Box Office Almost Smash
There is only 1 BOS and it's Titanic.
The number 2 chair is BOaS, and it's TDK.
TDK - Maggie Gyllanhaal + Katie Holmes + 2(Bare Breast) = BOS status.
SpeedingUptoStop said:It's kinda funny how people keep saying Maggie's ugly like their opinion is the irrefutable popular fact.
It's also a little sad.
permutated said:She's butt-fugly :lol
This is not debatable.
It's just my opinion