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Tajaz2426

Psychology PhD from Wikipedia University
Thank you for ruining gaming with trying to take every cent I make. I also appreciate you making kids into future addicts. However, I do thank you for my youngest son’s nickname “half retard”. The day I caught him trying to buy a haircut on a game with real money. His mom hates it though.
 

Mr Hyde

Member
Thank you From Software and Sony for developing my favourite game of all time.

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Thank you for ruining gaming with trying to take every cent I make. I also appreciate you making kids into future addicts. However, I do thank you for my youngest son’s nickname “half retard”. The day I caught him trying to buy a haircut on a game with real money. His mom hates it though.
Did you tell "half retard" to clean his room before your belt half beats his ass for tik toking?
 

Banjo64

cumsessed
Thank you to small studios like Moon, Playtonic, Supergiant and Team Cherry for making good games with a focus on game play.

Thank you From and Nintendo for being goated.

Thank you Sony for shoving Sweet Baby’s Inc’s smooth Soylent messaging down my throat. Thank you Microsoft for doing the same thing but with even lower standards.
 

bender

What time is it?
Thank you for being a friend
Traveled down a road and back again
Your heart is true, you're a pal and a confidant
I'm not ashamed to say
I hope it always will stay this way
My hat is off, won't you stand up and take a bow
And if you threw a party
Invited everyone you knew
Well, you would see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say
Thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being a friend
If it's a car you lack
I'd surely buy you a Cadillac
Whatever you need, any time of the day or night
I'm not ashamed to say
I hope it always will stay this way
My hat is off, won't you stand up and take a bow
And when we both get older
With walking canes and hair of gray
Have no fear, even though it's hard to hear
I will stand real close and say
Thank you for being a friend (I wanna thank you)
Thank you for being a friend (I wanna thank you)
Thank you for being a friend (I wanna thank you)
Thank you for being a friend (I wanna thank you)
Let me tell you 'bout a friend (I wanna thank you)
Thank you for being a friend (I wanna thank you)
Thank you for being a friend (I wanna thank you)
Thank you for being a friend (I wanna thank you)
And when we die and float away
Into the night, the Milky Way
You'll hear me call as we ascend
I'll see you there, then once again
Thank you for being a
Thank you for being a friend (I wanna thank you)
Thank you for being a friend (I wanna thank you)
Thank you for being a friend (I wanna thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
People, let me tell you 'bout a friend (I wanna thank you)
Thank you for being a friend (I wanna thank you)
Thank you for being a friend (I wanna thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
Whoa, tell you 'bout a friend (let me thank you right now for being a friend)
Thank you for being a friend (I wanna tell you 'bout a pal and I'll tell you again)
Thank you for being a friend (I wanna thank you, thank you)
Thank you for being a friend

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DAHGAMING

Gold Member
Thank you for being a bunch of blue/pink haired pussyole boys, complaining about working to many hrs and giving us half finished shit at full price.
 

Tajaz2426

Psychology PhD from Wikipedia University
Did you tell "half retard" to clean his room before your belt half beats his ass for tik toking?
Oh when I walked in and asked what the heck he thought he was doing spending real money on micro transactions, he probably wished Chuck Norris was getting a hold of him. I pretty much blacked out. lol

I last thing I fully remember was my eyes coming out of my head. Then having to explain to him that this family is not a bunch of morons that spend money on items with no real world value. Priceless

Then the nick name came and mommabear pounced on me. Lol
 
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Shifty1897

Member
Thank you for fucking up every franchise I loved.

Thanks for churning out endless trash so I can finally focus on my backlog.

Thank you for being a bunch of blue/pink haired pussyole boys, complaining about working to many hrs and giving us half finished shit at full price.
Every time I think about experimenting with indie game development, a thread like this pops up. Back to my corporate ERP software job where no one wants me to die, lol.
 

Kilau

Member
Every time I think about experimenting with indie game development, a thread like this pops up. Back to my corporate ERP software job where no one wants me to die, lol.
Woah, who said anything about die? I'm just showing them the same level of respect they show me when they ship broken agenda filled shit. I understand though that a good portion of my complaints belong to the publishers as well.
 
Thank you Naughty Dog environment artists for accurately rendering water.

Thank you Rare as well for your beautiful Ocean physics.
 
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