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[SoulUnison]

Is Death, like, automatically at peak skill at whatever game I pick?

If so, I might as well pick a game that's purely luck based.

 

[SigSig]

Mahjong. We'd have to play in a yakuza-owned mahjong parlor in a rainy night, though.

Serious answer: Trackmania United. Hovering by Panis, J*sus Chr*st !! by Golo, Rawkfist by Hageldave. GG no re.

 

[aygomyownroad]

Micro Machines v3 - poor death

Micromachines 2 for me. Hahahahah!

And if he tries his crap id say rock band...

 

[ErasureAcer]

31 copies of me plus me(although not working together persay, just copies that play like me to make it fair) vs. a typical BF4 team in Conquest. Death would never win.

 

[Frozenprince]

NBA Street 2 because I could make a create a character and cheese all my points into 3 point shooting.

 

[Mephala]

Mount & Blade Warband.

 

[TBiddy]

Kinect Sports.

I might not win, but it would be hilarious to see a skeleton running and jumping.

 

[Vic]

Ice Hockey on NES.

 

[diggmcbadass]

Mount Your Friends.

Death will buckle under the combined performance anxiety and arousal.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Bionic Commando Rearmed multiplayer.

 

[Reverend Funk]

I challenge him to a game of not death, where whoever is not death wins.

 

[sackninja]

Binding of Isaac Rebirth racing , I'm kind f assuming death isn't great at Binding of isaac... It's the only game I'd be in any way confident that can be competitive.

Oh Ghost Recon Phantom's would work as well.

 

[akachan ningen]

Ribbit King

 

[Markitron]

Expert drums on Rock Band. He wouldn't stand a chance.

 

[The Mango Sentinel]

Pretty much any Capcom fighting game. Death ain't fucking with me.

 

[The_Poet]

Chess, no round timer.

Then just walk away.

 

[nico1982]

Morra (paper - scissor - rock), I love the risk! Nah, maybe tris: neither of us will win until the end of time

 

[Lightning Count]

Metropolis Street Racer on the Dreamcast, I played that game to death and back again.

 

[Lapidus' Beard]

Rock Band Vocals, just to hear Death's singing qualities.
We all know it's going to end in best out of five... seven... etc.

 

[zorlaczerohero]

Hearthstone and play my Comedy Druid deck, all based on mana gain and massive minions. Crap against any normal deck but great against "flavour of the month" decks. But it is luck based, get no Mana cards and you're stuck with a handful of expensive cards. And I haven't played for a while, so not sure what the newer cards do.

Or the original Killer Instinct, arcade version.

 

[NotMyUsername]

DJ Hero 2. I once had a random person send me a friend invite due to my skills when I played them online and then proceed to describe their fursona to me for no apparent reason. I'm pretty sure that was Death and I easily beat him those several times we played. I could do it again. And I'll remove them immediately from my friend list yet again when they complain about me wanting to end the party chat.

 

[Cryxo93]

Nidhogg.

 

[Dark_castle]

A game about being alive.

 

[Crimson_Justice]

Good call, no amount of skill Death has would matter.

Exactly.

Death has all the time in the world, right? There's no way my skill would stand up to his. I'd rather leave it up to chance and go with Mario Kart 8.

 

[Gentle Rodriguez]

FIFA 11 or Mario Kart Wii, I barely ever lost at those 2.

 

[Ashes]

Virtua Fighter 5. Bring it.

Spoiler

VF6 if Death has the right contacts in the time dispensation department. Might as well lose my soul playing a game I probably won't get to play any time soon.

 

[Papercuts]

I'd fuck death up in Mario Kart 8.

 

[CoyoteSpitfire]

Resident Evil 6.


I'm not good at it or anything, but if I endure it for long enough, its awfulness will reduce my soul to nothingness before Death can take it.

 

[Bahlor]

I would go with /roll 6. I assume he would be highly skilled at everything... luck could be a good choice I guess.

 

[JediLink]

Does Death have skeleton fingers in this case? If so then any iOS game would thwart him.

 

[Bahlor]

Does Death have skeleton fingers in this case? If so then any iOS game would thwart him.

Uh ... clever!

 

[Yoshi]

I could probably hand in my life, because I mainly play single player games. Sonic Adventure 2 battle or Mario Kart 8 without items would be options, because their multiplayer is really close to their singleplayer.

 

[zorlaczerohero]

Does Death have skeleton fingers in this case? If so then any iOS game would thwart him.

We have a winner!

 

[Chinbo37]

Thats tough because all hte games I am really good at I can imagine there is someone better.

I would probably say Mario Kart 64. Racing not battle.

 

[Velcro Fly]

The only game I was ever good at was World of Warcraft

Gimme Warsong Gulch with like pre 3.3 rules where it's always 3 caps and there is no time limit. Would like to think my 9 best WoW playing friends could beat Death and the 9 other death clones.

 

[Ashes]

Chess, no round timer.

Then just walk away.

Clever. But aren't you stuck in some deathverse? So not many places to go unfortunately.

 

[red720]

Guitar Hero 3. Seems fitting

Except I'd probably die, sooo
Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket Powered Battle Cars. Come at me bro.

Had to google this because I wasn't sure if it was a game, or if you'd were resigned to losing so though you should go out with a bang.

I'd probably choose Naughts and Crosses as I can't think of a another competitive game I can win even half the time.

 

[Lux R7]

Pes 2015,
death may cry

 

[itchyass86]

Ace Combat 0

It's the only game that I'm remotely good at, so it's my best chance at defeating Death. Every other game I suck at it.

 

[Loomba]

Gears of War 1 definitely. Gnasher to the face!

 

[The Wraith]

Halo Combat Evolved. First to ten on Battle Creek no shields or radars.

 

[HeroInGreen]

Darksiders 2 , for ultimate humiliation.

 

[PreyingShark]

Mario Kart 7. I suck at 8 and all other games I'm complete and utter ass at.

 

[SomTervo]

1. Nidhogg.

2. Uncharted 2: Among Thieves vanilla multiplayer.

The Beatles: Rock Band on bass.
Someone's gonna die and it ain't gonna be me.

Paul by name, Paul by nature

Spoiler

I'd choose the same, but vocals

Is Death, like, automatically at peak skill at whatever game I pick?

If so, I might as well pick a game that's purely luck based.

Someone hasn't seen the Bogus Journey

 

[CountBlack]

Death can't block ex. Mallet smash so SF4

 

[A Huge Battleship]

Marathon race through the early 2D Sonic games, no Chaos Emeralds. Sonic 2 first, then Sonic 3&K. Sonic 1 would be the tiebreaker if necessary (which it wouldn’t be because RIP Death).

 

[PayOffWizard]

 

[Rephin]

Mario Kart 8. Stay in second, grab some red shells or a blue shell and bide my time.

 

[Nordicus]

Blade Symphony.

My Judgment counters will 2-shot the fucker

 

[anotherVegan]

Tetris.

Death would get destroyed.