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Omar Sharif Bridge III for the Oculus Rift

 

[bigbaldwolf86]

you know damn well that it would sell

People would just mow penis shapes in people's gardens.

Fetch Quest. An RPG where all you do is boring fetch quests like bring me 3 herbs. Over and over again.

 

[Ray Wonder]

People would just mow penis shapes in people's gardens.

Fetch Quest. An RPG where all you do is boring fetch quests like bring me 3 herbs. Over and over again.

Ragnarok Online 2?

 

[Cronee]

People would just mow penis shapes in people's gardens.

Fetch Quest. An RPG where all you do is boring fetch quests like bring me 3 herbs. Over and over again.

But WoW has sold millions of copies already.

 

[Arthr2ShdsJcksn]

Minecraft Text Adventure :
"Use Pick-Axe on Rock"
**You have damaged the rock**
"Use Pick-Axe on Rock"
**You have severely weakened the rock**
"Use Pick-Axe on Rock"
**You have gained one rock**

 

[Tiu Neo]

Enema Simulator 2015, with scratch and sniff cards for the true experience.

...and Oculus Rift support.

 

[bigbaldwolf86]

Ragnarok Online 2?

But WoW has sold millions of copies already.

Hahaha

I expected these responses. Gaf doesn't disappoint.

 

[Anndrej]

Lords Of Clayfighter

An iOS-exclusive MOBA featuring characters from beloved brawler Clayfighter

Requires a special snap-on peripheral to play

Priced at $25

 

[MadD4mon]

But what if it had all kinds of models, from push to ride on, where eventually you level up enough to mow professional sports stadiums!?!

Is it 1080p/60fps?

 

[lobdale]

Birth Simulator featuring Alex Trebek

 

[ShemhazaiX]

Fuse x Haze: The Moe Wars.

By the developers who brought you Night Trap.

 

[FloatOn]

http://kotaku.com/5856020/and-now-the-1950s-lawn-mowing-game-youve-all-been-waiting-for

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVw-TELhNvk

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00002STXM/?tag=neogaf0e-20

what the fuck

 

[C.Dark.DN]

A game thay fries your system.

 

[Carcetti]

Shenmue 3 for Wii U, outsourced to a no-name western studio.

 

[Arthr2ShdsJcksn]

DLC Simulator: The Game - Legendary Edition
Now with Sony Exclusive Micro-transactions.

 

[sensui-tomo]

A good gundam game on any console in the usa.

 

[Zombie James]

Sleeping Simulator.

 

[Mentok]

Crying Baby: Simulator...where the number of crying babies just keeps increasing while you have to try and get them to stop. Kinect-only game.

 

[Mr-Joker]

A Pokémon MORPG on the Wii U, it would be watered down and the MORPG market is primarily on the PC.

 

[Alex Anderson]

Exit to Eden 2 for PS Vita

Rosie O'Donnell stars in a video game sequel to 1994 movie Exit to Eden. Shot of 2014 Rosie wearing that BDSM outfit on the cover.

 

[Secret Fawful]

Hatred 2.

 

[bigbaldwolf86]

A Pokémon MORPG on the Wii U, it would be watered down and the MORPG market is primarily on the PC.

You can only start with a Caterpie and you have to buy Pokeballs with real money.

 

[2 Slice Toaster]

Excretory System Simulator

You go about your normal day and have to poop at regular intervals. If you don't, you get constipated and regularly lose health. If you eat spicy food, you take damage when you poop.

For all the people who ask why video game characters never use the bathroom.

Oh please, thousands would buy that on Steam.

 

[Anoregon]

A couple years ago I may have said "a goat simulator" but that would have been a terrible, terrible mistake.

 

[MarkMclovin]

NeoGAF - The official game of the Original Motion Picture.

 

[arts&crafts]

You can only start with a Caterpie and you have to buy Pokeballs with real money.

You start with Magikarp!

 

[Spades]

Edit: People will probably take it the wrong way, so I'm taking this comment out.

 

[| Praxis |]

Dance Central: Gary Glitter Edition

 

[Ray Wonder]

A Pokémon MORPG on the Wii U, it would be watered down and the MORPG market is primarily on the PC.

I would buy a Wii U so fast for this. I think they would make billions if they put a proper Pokemon MMO on PC. It makes me sad that it will never happen.

 

[Hooks]

Dark Room Simulator.

It would literally just be a black screen.

 

[shiftplusone]

oculus exclusive colonoscopy camera simulator

 

[EvilKatarn]

Indie point & click puzzle game with fake retro 8-bit graphics based on the life of Denis Dyack developed by Ninja Theory.

Sold only through uPlay.

 

[Methamatics101]

Singstar : Cannibal Corpse Edition

 

[Castef]

 

[Chaos2Frozen]

ET remastered.

...For Wii U

 

[Zero²]

grass cutting simulator

Hey a pot breaker simulator would be nifty

 

[Larogue]

Halo 6 on PS4

 

[iammeiam]

Ouya-exclusive Barbie licensed DMV simulator. Stand in line! Take your written test!

The Barbie license would make the usual intentional-bad-game purchasers ignore it, while the platform would keep Barbie's target audience away.

 

[lobdale]

Indie point & click puzzle game with fake retro 8-bit graphics based on the life of Denis Dyack developed by Ninja Theory.

Sold only through uPlay.

 

[Garibaldi]

Diablo 3: Error 37 edition

 

[Voorhees]

Superman 64 Remake for the WiiU

 

[Rival]

Librarian simulator 1000. Wiimote controlled Dewey decimal fun!

 

[fredrancour]

The wonderful 102 for Wiiu.

 

[Luna Sy]

Japan-exclusive Xbox One game.

 

[HardRojo]

Ouya exclusive, costs $40 for the first level, unlock the other 8 levels at $20 each.
Graphic novel in Aramaic.

 

[Phear]

An online club-based driving game where the online bit doesn't work.

I heard these sell quite well.

 

[bigbaldwolf86]

You start with Magikarp!

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[Zissou]

FEWEST

 

[alysonwheel]

I was going to say a third-person cover-based library book shelving simulator, but that sounds kind of fun.

 

[RPGamer92]

Okami 2 N-Gage exclusive