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[Shawn128]

What exactly do you all do differently with a woman (or guy for you ladies) if they're extra cute or have...ahem, larger "assets"? I would just try to approach them the same way as I would any girl

 

[Beezy]

okay what does that one mean

The first post of the thread mentions titties.

F*ck
Her
Between
The
Titties

 

[PhoenixDark]

"Cleavage power" doesnt work with me. But "big booty" power does. Chick with a small waist and some tight jeans or capri pants.......I will throw that extra apple pie in the bag for shorty.

Imo too, booty>boobs

Love them both though. I do a good job of not looking when I'm talking to chicks though, so it's all good.

 

[etiolate]

Gentlemen,

I say we let it hang out. We let it all hang out.

 

[Wellington]

What exactly do you all do differently with a woman (or guy for you ladies) if they're extra cute or have...ahem, larger "assets"? I would just try to approach them the same way as I would any girl

Well yeah, approach em the same way. If you don't you look like a slobbering fool. In fact, I would actually avoid whatever asset it was they had.

 

[aoi tsuki]

Flaunting tits and/or ass don't work on me, unless i'm touching them.

 

[Compton's Most Wanted]

What exactly do you all do differently with a woman (or guy for you ladies) if they're extra cute or have...ahem, larger "assets"? I would just try to approach them the same way as I would any girl

Give 'em the little tap (if they dont see you), introduce yourself and go to work. It's the same deal for any female, from a chick around the way to Halle Berry.

 

[demon]

okay what does that one mean

F*** HER BETWEEN THE TITS

 

[Compton's Most Wanted]

Flaunting tits and/or ass don't work on me, unless i'm touching them.

I assume you aint been to a strip club before in your life then.

 

[aoi tsuki]

I assume you aint been to a strip club before in your life then.

True.

i just don't get the appeal. i can get a tease for free. Hell, i can get more than a tease. But to each their own.

 

[Dilbert]

Does it really matter whether or not it's intentional? I'm just happy that women are beautiful creatures, whether they know it or not.

 

[Willco]

Does it really matter whether or not it's intentional? I'm just happy that women are beautiful creatures, whether they know it or not.

They're people, not creatures, you sick bastard!

 

[JayDubya]

I think for the most part, they really don't know what they're doing.

Everyone stretches, yawns, whatever as involuntary reactions. It's rare that they'll do things like that on purpose, and while if they do it does indicate interest, there's no reasonable way to be certain they intended to draw your attention.

 

[Wafflecopter]

Does it really matter whether or not it's intentional? I'm just happy that women are beautiful creatures, whether they know it or not.

That's almost has asinine as "every women is a princess." Not all women are beautiful creatures, and NONE of them are princesses.

 

[PhoenixDark]

That's almost has asinine as "every women is a princess." Not all women are beautiful creatures, and NONE of them are princesses.

All women are princesses. And they need a knight to save them.

I'm a knight

 

[Wafflecopter]

All women are princesses. And they need a knight to save them.

I'm a knight

I don't think knights of honor going around fondling the hair of sleeping women

 

[aoi tsuki]

All women are princesses. And they need a knight to save them.

I'm a knight

You're doing a really shitty job then, knight.

 

[Jado]

This seemed appropriate for some posts in this thread.

 

[Shawn128]

That's almost has asinine as "every women is a princess." Not all women are beautiful creatures, and NONE of them are princesses.

Yeah but they still are creatures...to me at least. Don't think I'll ever understand them.

 

[jooey]

Maybe it's possible that she didn't realize what she was doing, but yeah, the arch of the back, chest out, that's a classic attention move. Much like the "Oh-there's-a-hot-guy-and-I'm-wearing-a-low-cut-shirt-let-me-just-accidentally-drop-my-pencil" move.

Girls have plenty of these little tricks.

and it gets them nothing.

 

[Daikirai_Kokoro]

We don't know.
We just do whatever makes us comfortable without really thinking about it.

 

[Boogie]

You men over analyze women's actions too much.
We are simple creatures!!

yer a gawdamned liar, jenny.

 

[etiolate]

This is how men fight back.

Decorative codpieces.

 

[Vormund]

FHBTT

First time I've seen this, yet knew precisely what it was.:lol

You are destroying me GAF.

 

[sloppyjocro]

This is how men fight back.

Decorative codpieces.

That doesn't exactly look like it'd be able to "breathe".. the fabric, that is. Combined with the evil spring/summer sun and the [more than likely (for me)] tight fit, I imagine within no time my cod would runneth over. With sweat.. lots of sweat. Not a good way to fight back, by my reckoning

 

[sonikokaruto]

This is how men fight back.

Decorative codpieces.

IT'S LIKE A MANSION FOR MY BALLS + PENIS!!

 

[etiolate]

That doesn't exactly look like it'd be able to "breathe".. the fabric, that is. Combined with the evil spring/summer sun and the [more than likely (for me)] tight fit, I imagine within no time my cod would runneth over. With sweat.. lots of sweat. Not a good way to fight back, by my reckoning

How about the Dark Lord Cod Piece?
Our DARK LORD CROTCH GUARDS are exactly like those worn by David Prowse.

The most disturbing part is

Spoiler

they're all sold out.

 

[demi]

So chicks are looking at my cock on the bus?

 

[Compton's Most Wanted]

So chicks are looking at my cock on the bus?

Must you say the word "cock" kind sir?

 

[Systems_id]

What exactly do you all do differently with a woman (or guy for you ladies) if they're extra cute or have...ahem, larger "assets"? I would just try to approach them the same way as I would any girl

Same thing I do with any other girl, act like she doesn't exist.

 

[dark_chris]

You know what is the coolest feeling I go through each day? Hugging girls with knockers.

 

[RevenantKioku]

Any big chested chick that I find attractive or just any plain girl that looks gorgous, I just go up to them and talk to them about anything that comes into mind. Its about having balls, go up and talk to them, and you may never know what may happen. Stop fapping and get to talking

Ha! If it were that easy. The chest pains that come up prior to any attempt are quite hindering. Plus its as if the mind goes blank and all ability to focus is lost.

 

[sonikokaruto]

You know what is the coolest feeling I go through each day? Hugging girls with knockers.

 

[Wafflecopter]

You know what is the coolest feeling I go through each day? Hugging girls with knockers.

PheonixDark's protege.

 

[Compton's Most Wanted]

You know what is the coolest feeling I go through each day? Hugging girls with knockers.

:lol Seriously though, if you've ever been in a relationship with a girl with nice sized mammary glands, you take them for granted after a while. After you done everything under the sun to them, it just aint the same....periodically though you still enjoy them immensely.

 

[Systems_id]

Ha! If it were that easy. The chest pains that come up prior to any attempt are quite hindering. Plus its as if the mind goes blank and all ability to focus is lost.

Let's not turn this into one of those threads shall we?

 

[demon]

Let's not turn this into one of those threads shall we?

Have I ever told you how nervous girls make me? I mean it's not just the fear of rejection, but...

 

[Timedog]

:lol Seriously though, if you've ever been in a relationship with a girl with nice sized mammary glands, you take them for granted after a while. After you done everything under the sun to them, it just aint the same....periodically though you still enjoy them immensely.

No, after 1.5 years I still enjoy them immensely!

 

[Meier]

You kill me PhoenixDark.

 

[RevenantKioku]

Let's not turn this into one of those threads shall we?

*shrug* Threads go as they may. I'm just saying its just not as easy as some would like to think.

Spoiler

even though I'm not a member of the gaf virgin club, omgwtf

 

[Systems_id]

The way I figure it, somewhere down the line one of two things will happen: A) I'll turn asexual and never have to worry about women or B) I'll snap and suddenly start talking to women. Just have to wait it out.

 

[Compton's Most Wanted]

No, after 1.5 years I still enjoy them immensely!

You're certainly a more attentive man than I. While I definitely never got tired of them, after the first year and change she kept saying how I didnt pay them the attention (her words) I used to. She was right. I wont lie though, sitting here on a laptop at 11:45 at night...Id could go for those suckers in my face right now.