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Do you believe in Reptilian Shapeshifters?

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adj_noun said:
HISSSSSS

Repillian Sssssshapesssssiftersssss are a lie crafted by the warmbloodssssss

HISSSSSS

Do not go in ssssssearch of our their hidden sssssssubterranean lairssssss or you will be punisssssshed!

HISSSSSS
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i weel beat da de-vuhl out of you, boy! ya slithering hot dog dag gum slippery reptile demon agh izah deeemon agh!
 
Aeolipile said:
How is this possible? There is no known biological mechanism by which such appearance changes could take place, and evolutionarily speaking, bipedal lizard people are highly unlikely.



Alex Jones basically just makes stuff up; his market is paranoid people, and he is very good at manipulating them. But then, people who are obsessed with conspiracies, manipulation, and the idea that everyone else is a "sheep" are some of the easiest people to manipulate in the world.
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You seem to be protesting a little too much

Tell me what would you prefer for dinner

A hamburger or that fly on the window?
 
BigDes said:
You seem to be protesting a little too much

Tell me what would you prefer for dinner

A hamburger or that fly on the window?
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BigDes said:
You seem to be protesting a little too much

Tell me what would you prefer for dinner

A hamburger or that fly on the window?
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Though doing so is more calorie-efficient, I feel like eating insects is beneath me. Growing up in the United States, I eat a lot of beef even though it isn't very healthy, so I'd probably eat a hamburger. Besides, one fly is too little, and flies are not the kind of insect you'd want to eat anyway.
 
Fiction said:
Some of my friends want me to fuck with her, but I never had the heart. :(
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That's the right thing to do.

Now, pop around her house at midnight with: some wings, a couple of Halogen bulbs, a fog horn, a sound system with a selection of beautiful Gregorian chants, and a list of whacky demands.

There is absolutely no way you will ever regret it.
 
DECK'ARD said:
Ancient tales of lizards and the modern conspiracy theory of them hiding amongst us and in positions of power are 2 completely different things.

Icke regurgitated the story of V on television while having a breakdown, that's all it stems from.

If you want to play join the dots to give it more credence that's entirely up to you though :)
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Even more specifically, to the lore dating back 1000's of years... Shapeshifting is part of this as well. As is interaction with people. Being kings, fooling princesses, etc... for example Hawaiians have shapeshifting dragons:

In one of the most famous legends of ancient Hawai‘i, Pele, the volcano goddess, sends her youngest sister, Hi‘iaka, to rescue a mortal lover. Three mo‘o (supernatural lizards) have captured Pele’s sweetheart and hold him hostage in a cave on Kaua‘i. Thus, Hi‘iaka’s mission involves a second errand: dragon slaying.
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Most mo‘o of legend are female, shapeshifters capable of appearing as beautiful maidens or water dragons. They dwell in caves, pools, and fishponds and are fierce guardians of freshwater sources. According to nineteenth-century Hawaiian historian Samuel Kamakau, when fires were lit on altars near their homes, the mo‘o would appear: twelve- to thirty-foot-long reptiles, black as night, glistening in the water. “If given a drink of awa,” he writes, “they would turn from side to side like the keel of a canoe.”
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Sure, some people may be into Ickes stories, but the stories have been here without Icke, and they predate his regurgitation of the V series while having a break down. So to say he started it -as a whole-, isn't really true if the things existed before he talked about them. Hes popularizing one branch of a story thats been told/all over the world before V, and he himself was born.
 
To late for the "I am obviously reptilian, but no we don't exist" joke?

Much too tale for the "I am obviously reptilian, but no we don't exist" joke.
 
Can we not talk about this conspiracy nonsense and talk about the real threat (crab people)
 
fools whyy can't u fools see

it's ain't from the higher echelons of power that their takin us overr man

it's from our base principles and core values first they'll subevrt our freedomistic natures via the slow introduction of hubris & scorn to th lower and more easily brainwashed ranks of society, starting with deviant lover maniacs

Exhibit A guys

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From Amazon, 'Taken By The T-Rex' blurb:

Drin is her tribe’s chief huntress; she lives for the thrill of the hunt. Men and sex hold no allure for her, as Drin has never found a partner to satisfy her. When a T-Rex descends upon her village, destroying it, Drin demands that the tribe’s hunters go in search of the beast and slaughter it. Opting for safety instead of revenge, the tribe moves to a new location, hoping that the big beast won’t follow them.

It does.

Drin taunts the beast, giving her tribes mates time to flee. As she runs, leading it through a gauntlet of traps, the thrill of the hunt soars through her blood, leaving her wet with desire. When the angry T-Rex corners the huntress in a box canyon, it seems more interested in her wet womanhood than in her flesh...
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freaking horn reptiles giving our species the horn

don't honk it

the evidence is before your eyes dudes, open ur minds but close ur hearts
 
Blargonaut said:
fools whyy can't u fools see

it's ain't from the higher echelons of power that their takin us overr man

it's from our base principles and core values first they'll subevrt our freedomistic natures via the slow introduction of hubris & scorn to th lower and more easily brainwashed ranks of society, starting with deviant lover maniacs

Exhibit A guys



freaking reptiles targeting our species

the evidence is before your eyes dudes, open ur minds but close ur hearts
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This is real...

This is real....

I don't know what to believe anymore.
 
Blargonaut said:
fools whyy can't u fools see

it's ain't from the higher echelons of power that their takin us overr man

it's from our base principles and core values first they'll subevrt our freedomistic natures via the slow introduction of hubris & scorn to th lower and more easily brainwashed ranks of society, starting with deviant lover maniacs

Exhibit A guys



freaking reptiles targeting our species

the evidence is before your eyes dudes, open ur minds but close ur hearts
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I didn't want to be bring thus up, but since you sort of did already...

I'm sure all of you here are familiar with furries. Some of them are probably into reptile anthros, and honestly, if certain cave paintings are any indication, humans have been "interested" in the idea of animal people for a long time.

The reason stories of shape-shifting lizard or dragon people is so common, throughout history, is because for some people that is a fetish. I mean, even this Icke guy said that the uniform of the lizard people was red cocktail dresses. Tell me that isn't a significant decision.
 
I just read in a book from Brian Greene about the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, which basically says that every physical potentiality is actualized in one of probably infinite parallel universes, and which is favored by many physicists. According to it, there must exist a universe in which reptilians actually enslaved humanity and rule the earth.

Where can I get my tinfoil hat?
 
ElTorro said:
I just read in a book from Brian Greene about the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, which basically says that every physical potentiality is actualized in one of probably infinite parallel universes, and which is favored by many physicists. According to it, there must exist a universe in which reptilians actually enslaved humanity and rule the earth.

Where can I get my tinfoil hat?
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What size are you..?
 
ElTorro said:
I just read in a book from Brian Greene about the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, which basically says that every physical potentiality is actualized in one of probably infinite parallel universes, and which is favored by many physicists. According to it, there must exist a universe in which reptilians actually enslaved humanity and rule the earth.

Where can I get my tinfoil hat?
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If anyone that isn't a theoretical physicist uses this term, run. I have seen so many psudeoscientific phenomena "explain" by "quantum mechanics" it's not even funny.
 
What is an alligator overlord's favorite food?? *Sheeple*.

Wake up and starve them out! Break your chains and Become!!
 
Vigilant Walrus said:
Is Alex Jones crazy, or is he just passionate? I've heard two sides. One says the guy is completely off the rails, the other camp says he is off the rails but also has been the first out with several things that turned out to be right later.

Like I have seen the funny mash-ups on youtube of him going completely crazy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYFKuU4EbbY )
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Hes neither. He just makes a great living off of conspiracy theories so its in his best interest to keep the train rolling
 
If you dont believe in reptilian shapeshifters this day and age, you clearly need to incorporate more hallucinogens into your daily diet.
 
The last thing I saw from David Icke, he was talking about simulated reality and we're all living in the matrix and so on, which probably is true so I don't see why they can't simulate up some reptilians.
 
Lukas Japonicus said:
No, I don't believe in that shit. I'm not the type of person to instantly dismiss conspiracy theories, I think it's important to research something for yourself, and look at both sides of the argument before making a final conclusion (even if 99.9% of the time it's just paranoid crazy talk)....but no, reptilian overlords are not something I'd be prepared to give any amount of my time investigating. Just absolute crazy talk.

I have a friend that not only believes that some people in power are reptilians, but he also believes that people of power and people who are very famous (Actors, singers, etc) sacrifice babies and children in the woods and drink their blood.

Yep....
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I have a family member that is convinced satanist murderous cultists are among us and include high-ranking political figures and business leaders in their ranks. I was literally speechless when he told me this and I realized he was serious.

I have not heard him mention reptilians but at this point I wouldn't be surprised.
 
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