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[Kangi]

Yes, almost always.

Makes pizza without it just seem boring.

 

[Link]

Domino's Peppercorn Parmesan is the only thing I've ever used to dip my crust.

 

[BronsonLee]

Ranch dressing is for demons

 

[K.Sabot]

I dip low quality pizza into ranch.

High quality pizza calls for some buffalo sauce.

 

[UncleMeat]

Pizza? No.

 

[Ultryx]

Mango?

NO NO NO NO NO NO

STOP

STOP PUTTING FRUIT ON YOUR PIZZA

Pineapple and Canadian bacon is love.

 

[Indelible]

I have never dipped pizza in ranch, pizza is unhealthy enough on its own without adding another 200 calories.

 

[rtcn63]

Peppercorn ranch

 

[gruenel]

What is wrong with you Americans

 

[woolley]

I only ever did it with a mixture of hot sauce and ranch to school pizza. Would never do it to real pizza.

 

[ISOM]

Blue cheese, it will do wonders.

 

[TheOfficeMut]

Mango?

NO NO NO NO NO NO

STOP

STOP PUTTING FRUIT ON YOUR PIZZA

Don't be so fucking silly. It's delicious. It's a god damn hot sauce.

Jesus fuck if anything sweet touches a pizza for some of you.

Lol

 

[Enzom21]

Mango?

NO NO NO NO NO NO

STOP

STOP PUTTING FRUIT ON YOUR PIZZA

I hate pineapple pizza as much as the next guy but this doesn't add that much sweetness. The mango is there to diffuse some of the heat from the habanero.

 

[rtcn63]

The mango habanero dip from Domino's is pretty legit

 

[PassiveObserver]

Mock outrage towards "food crimes" is the worst kind of internet humor. Ranch is fine.

 

[Ame]

Just the crust, never the pizza.

 

[SynthFetish]

No, because ranch is fucking disgusting.

 

[The Albatross]

No and I don't like ranch, but there's a place near me that does a great buffalo chicken pizza with a creamy dill sauce and you best believe I dunk that crust & pizza. It's damn good.

 

[undu]

Don't be so fucking silly. It's delicious. It's a god damn hot sauce.

Jesus fuck if anything sweet touches a pizza for some of you.

Lol

There's nothing more Italian than a Nutella pizza, do not let anybody tell you otherwise.

 

[SummitAve]

Mock outrage towards "food crimes" is the worst kind of internet humor. Ranch is fine.

You must be a big fan of memes and YouTube.

 

[Sch1sm]

Hell yes, I do.

 

[BeatnikGunsoo]

yes

 

[neoism]

ranch dressing is disgusting ...😖

 

[atr0cious]

Ranch is the most vile sauce.

 

[BennyBlanco]

Is this a middle america or southern thing?

I have never in my 28 years on earth seen somebody combine ranch and pizza.

 

[atr0cious]

Is this a middle america or southern thing?

I have never in my 28 years on earth seen somebody combine ranch and pizza.

It's an epidemic. I feel personally insulted when offered it. Why the fuck would I want spoiled milk mixed with italian dressing? Fuck off with that.

 

[jmood88]

I never knew that ranch on pizza was a thing until I lived in Ohio. To answer the question, hell no.

 

[ThisGuy]

Try mango habanero sauce. It is a surprisingly great combo.

This is my mother fucking jam right here!!! I'm so excited to meet another person who likes this sauce! No one I know does. I always, I mean always get it at bdubs. From traditional to their chicken tender salad. Hot damn, about 30 traditional wings with that sauce and a bucket of their potato wedges with cheese and a side of ranch and sour cream sounds so ridiculously good right now.

I've never bought the sauce in a bottle, is it as good the restaurants? I make hot wings frequently, I'd straight buy that if it was on par with bdubs.

Also if any posters haven't tried it, you really need to. The combination of mangos and habanero is truly something magical. More proof of this crazy good duo:

I never knew that ranch on pizza was a thing until I lived in Ohio. To answer the question, hell no.

From Ohio, can confirm. Nearly everyone does it.

 

[LizardKing]

I dip far too many things in ranch. Pizza, fries, burgers, chicken (fried or grilled), sandwich wraps, chicken sandwiches etc. I need to stop.

This was a big thing when I lived in the great lakes area and people don't think it's weird in the PNW either. Not sure where people are from that they think it's weird.

 

[B-Dubs]

What in god's name is wrong with GAF? Who would even do this to pizza?

 

[VariantX]

When it's not particularly good pizza to begin with. If was good in the first place, you wouldn't need to dip it in anything. Hot sauce works well here too.

 

[chaosblade]

I'd never desecrate a perfectly good pizza with ranch.

I'll dip the crust in marinara sauce if available (or maybe garlic, I've never tried it), but only the crust.

 

[NervousXtian]

Depends.. quality pizza.. no... shitty piece yes.

 

[NipplesAndToes23]

Yeah, I put ranch on my pizza sometimes and a gang of hot sauce.

 

[Ponn]

Papa John's garlic sauce is next level.

Too bad their pizza is like cardboard and they are cheap with the toppings. The garlic butter sauce at Pizza Hut or Dominos is just as fine plus the I like the marinara sauce from Pizza Hut best.

 

[-MD-]

Nah..

I'm trying to taste cheese and pizza sauce, not ranch dressing.

 

[140.85]

I put everything in ranch.

EVERYTHING

 

[-Ryn]

This thread is killing me lol

I remember back in elementary school I would always swipe some ranch from the salad bar on pizza day. Having ranch on your pizza was a symbol of high class dining in the lunch room.

Blasphemous edit

 

[Mr. Giggles]

Pineapple and Canadian bacon is love.

It's blasphemous.

Bacon touching pineapple.... Awful

Don't be so fucking silly. It's delicious. It's a god damn hot sauce.

Jesus fuck if anything sweet touches a pizza for some of you.

Lol

This is how it's starts, first with the pineapple then with the mango...

What's next the pumpkin? The strawberries?

I hate pineapple pizza as much as the next guy but this doesn't add that much sweetness. The mango is there to diffuse some of the heat from the habanero.

That's how the fruit corporations get ya.... Here enzom21 have some mango in your hot sauce, next thing you know BAM you're dipping your pizza in Nutella, horses are eating each other and trump is president of the USA

Guys, I think it's time for a pizza OT, clearly GAF needs education on the fine dining of pizza

 

[John Kowalski]

Looks like it's that time of the year again.

Time to see how much bigger my ignore list can grow.

 

[MrNelson]

Ranch? God no.

Hummus? Yes, crust only though.

 

[Milly79]

Fuck yes. It's so good.

 

[Strike]

Nah. I eat it as is.

 

[Ominym]

I did it today with cucumber ranch no less!

Blue cheese is better.

 

[xxracerxx]

Not a fan of Ranch dressing, so no.

 

[Kard8p3]

I use french dressing.

 

[nintendork666]

Isn't pizza already unhealthy enough? Might as well just dip it in peanut butter.

Also, pineapple is the best topping.

 

[eddie4]

yes i dip my pizza in hot sauce and ranch ... mmmmm

 

[Skellig Gra]

What is wrong with you Americans

Hey don't lump me in with these heathens.

 

[Mik2121]

And here I thought Japanese were the only people doing it wrong adding corn to their pizzas. also the people adding pineapple, but that's just laughable