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[Lights and Waves]

Or do you just dunk the crust? Or do you not incorporate ranch at all, and if so, why don't you love yourself?

 

[Nosgotham]

absolutely, I do

When I First moved to Texas ( from Minnesota) and I saw people dipping their pizza in ranch I was disgusted. Now I can barely eat it without ranch. Also hot sauce

 

[Rootbeer]

i prefer some marinara sauce or garlic sauce on the edge crust. Assuming it's good crust. If not I'll just leave it behind.

 

[wenis]

UGH no. I wouldn't ruin delicious pizza with that swill.

 

[Tarkus]

Just the crust

 

[KINGofCRA5H]

No, I am not a barbarian.

 

[nckillthegrimace]

No, but I knew someone who put ranch dressing, caesar dressing, and bbq sauce on top of pizza. Yes, at the same time.

 

[Lights and Waves]

i prefer some marinara sauce or garlic sauce. Assuming it's good crust. If not I'll just leave it behind.

Papa John's garlic sauce is next level.

 

[RoslindaleOne]

I don't. I would try it with the crust, though. Is there a ranch dressing to rule them all? Or they all the same?

 

[DOWN]

No but you are clearly dipping your toes into planet earth. Tell me, will you be on planet earth much longer?

 

[Randolph Freelander]

I am offended that anyone would do such a vile, awful thing with pizza.

You monsters.

 

[ThisGuy]

ranch with hot sauce stirred in or garlic butter

only for dirt cheap pizza.

 

[UpperCaseN]

sometimes. depends on the pizza and if I remember.

 

[Vegetable Lasagna]

no, i'd rather taste the actual pizza.

 

[Trouble]

Depends on the pizza and how much I want to hate myself afterwards.

 

[redmetal86]

Ranch and/or Blue Cheese dressing.

 

[TheOnlyOneHeEverFeared]

I sure do.

 

[kris.]

UGH no. I wouldn't ruin delicious pizza with that swill.

this. just gross.

marinara sauce and crust go well together, tho.

there's also a spot around here called Pyramid Pizza that hands out free cups of honey and you're encouraged to dip your crust in that. it sounds awful but is surprisingly excellent.

ranch is gross tho. real gross.

 

[EloquentM]

Disgusting. I keep ranch far away from my pizza thank you very much.

 

[Grym]

no. while I do enjoy ranch, it so overused. Personally, I like to taste things other than ranch sometimes rather than always cover the flavor of the food I'm eating with ranch

 

[Ziltoidia 9]

Depends on the ranch and where I get it.

My favorite ranch and pizza combo was Mr. Gatti's back in the day, but I havent had it in years. It might not even be the same anymore, since they re-branded into a diffrent outlet.

 

[aBarreras]

ranch sucks, so no

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Garlic sauce.

 

[Shy Fingers]

Ranch is awful, why would you ruin pizza?!

 

[Duane Cunningham]

No, I dip it in this:

 

[Spanx McFranks]

Yeah, but as a Texan I can eat Ranch dressing with almost anything.

 

[NoblesseOblige]

I don't. I know many people who do though.

 

[Nosgotham]

I don't. I would try it with the crust, though. Is there a ranch dressing to rule them all? Or they all the same?

The best is homemade ranch from a mom and pop place. Store bought ranch, I believe Hidden Valley is the best and Kraft is the absolute worst. I also enjoy Ken's buttermilk ranch with pizza or wings

 

[supermarioworldE]

Maybe if it's a buffalo wing style pizza. Outside of that, marinara or general tomato sauce works just fine.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

No.

 

[poppabk]

Ranch or blue cheese, but just the crust.

 

[SliceSabre]

Ranch on pizza ought to be illegal and those who do it locked up and buried under the prison with those who put pineapple on pizza.

 

[chaislip3]

No. I just straight up eat the damn pizza.

 

[Goldenroad]

I don't dip my pizza in anything. Now, if you've got some of that Twisty Bread or flat bread, we can talk, but pizza already has a sauce...I'm not dipping sauce in a sauce...what is this, Pimp my 'za?

 

[dsp]

No. Hell no, man.

 

[phanphare]

Or do you not incorporate ranch at all, and if so, why don't you love yourself?

not sure what you're trying to say here

clearly I love myself enough to not ruin a perfectly good slice of pizza by dipping it in ranch dressing

 

[The Lone Courier]

On it. No turning back.

 

[Snkfanatic]

No, but dipping the crust in Catalina dressing used to be my addiction.

 

[Trouble]

Buffalo chicken pizza dipped in ranch is the GOATest of all time.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Ranch on pizza ought to be illegal and those who do it locked up and buried under the prison with those who put pineapple on pizza.

I'm now going to do both just for spite.

 

[Fluffhead14]

i've done it- i like fries w/ ranch but i generally try to limit it seeing how awful pizza is for you anyway. ranch is just gratuitous.

 

[DJ_Lae]

Just the crust, although I prefer to make a little dip with caesar dressing and sour cream.

 

[Jeffolation]

If it has pineapple on it sure because it's already been RUINED.

 

[Kite]

Only for bad pizza, it's one way to improve it if I have to eat it.

 

[RoslindaleOne]

The best is homemade ranch from a mom and pop place. Store bought ranch, I believe Hidden Valley is the best and Kraft is the absolute worst. I also enjoy Ken's buttermilk ranch with pizza or wings

I like Hidden Valley. Good to know it's up there for Ranch dressing. That Ken's sounds good too.

 

[Hindl]

Buffalo chicken pizza dipped in ranch drizzled with bleu cheese is the GOATest of all time.

True

 

[TheOfficeMut]

I prefer BBQ sauce. MMMMMM

Or spicy buffalo.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

 

[Trouble]

If it has pineapple on it sure because it's already been RUINED.

 

[A Link to the Past]

No

I pour it on.

 

[keltickennedy]

My wife does. I just put hot sauce on it.

Spoiler

and anchovies!