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Do you not take messy haired people seriously AKA Christopher Nolan fucked up.

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Let me explain how the two are related.

So, here's how Catwoman looked in The Dark Knight Rises:

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BUT

Here's how she looked during rehearsals and shit


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Goddammit Nolan, you made the wrong choice. She looks so much sexier than she was in the movie here.



Ha!

Which leads to:



She looks hot with the frizzy hair but I can't take her seriously with it. The more serious lines lose emotional weight with frizzy hair.

I feel like when she has the frizzy hair I don't care if she gets the clean slate software to allow her to disappear. Because for her I think it's about more than that. It's about starting over. But with the frizzy hair I just don't buy into it.

Not even joking.

If a girl walked up to any of you and said something serious and emotional but had messy ass hair you wouldn't give it much thought. You'd be like someone get this craycray bish away from me. BUT if she had pristine straight hair and did it you'd be seduced the immaculate surfaces of her hair and the reflections coming off it.

It sounds like I'm joking but I'm really not. With the frizzy hair she would seem like a crazy person who escaped the psych ward playing super hero. Not a badass woman who has her shit together kicking ass and taking names.

(In between I just threw in GIFs of Watson from Sherlock, you're not missing much), BUT

Do you naturally take people who have messy (sexy) hair less seriously than people with straight hair?

ALSO

Christopher Nolan made a goddamn travesty of a mistake by making Anne Hathaway's hair straight and lifeless. So goddamn sexy with that hair. Goddamn it, Nolan.
 
Well I dislike Anne Hathaway, I disliked her role in the movie and was not that fond of the movie itself, so I am biased, but yes she does look better with the messy hair.


And lol @ can't take her serious, there is a guy in a fucking batsuit who uses a fake voice to fight criminals. Messy hair wouldn't be that bad
 
Well think about it. If she had messy hair, Batman would have never taken her seriously enough to have her lead him to Bane in the sewers.
 
Its not that I can't take people with frizzy hair seriously, its that I can't take people with sex hair seriously. It arouses suspicion.
 
I would take her much less seriously if she supposedly runs around doing stuff in the movie and maintains no frizz what so ever. I don't understand what universe the poster quoted in the OP is living in.
 
I just thought it was completely forgettable Catwoman in every way. The costume looked like a party city costume, and there was nothing interesting about her. Didn't leave any kind of mark on me, and sometimes I even forget she's in the movie.

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Unimpressed all around, has nothing to do with hair though.
 
What a shame. She was at her hottest pre-makeover in The Princess Diaries imo, and I would have liked that look in TDKR. It could have been the only good thing about that movie.
 
Devo, is that your cat in your avatar? So cute.

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I didn't think Anne was a good match for the role of Catwoman. They needed a smaller, more lithe person. Anne always looks a little too tall to be doing acrobatics.
 
Those gifs remind me of both Tori Black and Julie Newmar Catwomen.

So yeah it is hot and yeah I understand why Nolan went with the straight hair.
 
Frizzy hair wouldn't have helped that shitty character. Catwoman's inclusion feels like a suggestion from WB suits.
 
maybe Pyromaniac is just kind of a crazy person

I mean the name kind of suggests it
 
The movie was terrible it don't matter how much cleavage Hathaway was showing or how laissez faire her hairdo was did.
 
No, that honor goes to Speedracer, GAFs sweetheart.

People liked that movie?

And while we're on topic, I much prefer her look in the film. Straight hair for the win. But that's all I'll say, I'm the last person who should make a judgement on hair.
 
Some people just don't understand. Straight hair emits an aura of strength and cleanliness and independence. Like catwoman. Frizzy hair indicates someone who may or may not be a hooker dressed in a cat suit.

Just speaking in the context of the movie of course. IRL it's only slightly different.

You know I'm not joking when I mention that I'm not joking at the end of all the posts. Seriously though I'm not.
 
People liked that movie?

And while we're on topic, I much prefer her look in the film. Straight hair for the win. But that's all I'll say, I'm the last person who should make a judgement on hair.

Yeah somehow it is adored on this site. I really don't get it. It gets as much undeserved love as TDKR gets undeserved hate.

Don't get me wrong...TDKR is in no way a masterpiece and there is some hilariously bad stuff in it...but it is incredible how so long after release, you still see threads about it popping up. Appearantly up untill the point we are discussing Nolans choice of Catwomans hairstyle..and how he fucked up on that too. So he made like THE WORST MOVIE ever...adn on top of that HE RUINED CATWOMANS HAIRSTYLE
 
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