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Do you pee in the shower?

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The shower is the greatest of all places to pee. It's not wasting as much water (since the water washing the piss is also being used for the shower), and you combine the feeling of relieving yourself with the feeling of warm water.

It's disgusting? Have you ever walked barefoot on a carpet that hasn't been steam-cleaned in the last few months? Have you ever used a toothbrush twice? Have you ever touched a doorknob with your bare hand without dousing it in isopropyl and burning it with a flamethrower first? Seriously.
 
I think people have this idea like people pee wildly in the shower. I dont think most people go nuts and pee all over the place like a loose fire hose. If you carefully pee in the drain there is little to no splashback.
 
Honestly, what doesnt have bacteria on it? The bacteria in your pee aint shit to what's in a sponge or on unwashed plants.

I even take shits bare assed on work toilets and public toilets so long as it passed the eye test. Wipe it down and go to town cuz my skin does it's job and my immune system does its job and the your already going to get shit on your hands wiping your ass anyways. The hands are what matters most. Keep those clean and your good.
 
Tesseract said:
take a shit and stomp it into chunks, down the drain
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No. Don't masturbate in it either.

It's a place you clean yourself, lol. The toilet is in the same room for me so there's no reason at all to do that.

Your drain must smell pretty bad.

Also, why would I stand in my own piss?
 
hobblygobbly said:
No. Don't masturbate in it either.

It's a place you clean yourself, lol. The toilet is in the same room for me so there's no reason at all to do that.

Your drain must smell pretty bad.

Also, why would I stand in my own piss?
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nothing is more suspect when living with a guy when the drain clogs in a single day

with woman it's a slow decline into madness as hair and product builds up in the drain
 
Ugh, I wasn't expecting that so many people do it but then again, its NeoGaf. Peeing in the shower is gross. I'd maybe expect it from a kid, but not from adults.
 
hobblygobbly said:
No. Don't masturbate in it either.

It's a place you clean yourself, lol. The toilet is in the same room for me so there's no reason at all to do that.

Your drain must smell pretty bad.

Also, why would I stand in my own piss?
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if your drain gets clogged some of that ancient semen might return to the surface too
 
I do it sometimes, yeah.

I don't get the bacteria argument really. Even if urine isn't sterile, it contains a very low amount of bacteria, and the bacteria isn't pathogenic (otherwise you would have bladder infection). The amount bacteria from washing your ass / rest of the body will be much higher but I don't see anyone fretting over that.
 
LookAtMeGo said:
I think people have this idea like people pee wildly in the shower. I dont think most people go nuts and pee all over the place like a loose fire hose. If you carefully pee in the drain there is little to no splashback.
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Yeah, I had this thought too. I mean I'm not surprised that the people against shower-peeing think this way since they have tiny minds, but it's still weird.

People: nobody is covering themselves in piss in the shower. There are no golden showers happening. People simply get in the shower, soak in the warm water, go peepee and aim for the drain, then start lathering up.
 
I don't not pee in the shower. That is, I would not be bothered by pee in the shower. People who talk about hygiene should know that there's already an issue with hygiene as far as feces escaping from your butthole when you take a bath, or the general filth that you leave about.
 
Purple Mug said:
I also never jerked off in the shower.
Wtf else are you people doing in there?
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So you masturbate into a sock and leave the sock to get washed with the rest of your clothes? Gross


Also, what do you guys care about getting the shower dirty? You're washing your asshole in there, or at least you should be. Hair and lint are going down the drain, the least of your worries should be yellow liquid that gets recycled into the water you are taking a shower in
 
Yes, feels wonderful as well.

Its like the same sensation of pissing trunk on a lazy river tube ride.

Not to mention it gives me something to do while the water heats up, the drain is fun target practice.
 
Do the people that find this gross like not understand what we mean?

Do they think that when we have to pee, we walk past the toilet, pull back the shower curtain, piss into the shower, and then just leave it?

I mean what the fucking fuck. "I don't want to stand in my own piss" Hello. Have you ever once been in a shower before. There is a constant barrage of hot, running water carrying the dirt from your body down the drain. That is where the piss goes. It doesn't fucking stagnate in the bottom of the tub because the rushing water of the fucking shower you're taking carries it down the drain.

Jesus H Christ.
 
WordAssassin said:
Do the people that find this gross like not understand what we mean?

Do they think that when we have to pee, we walk past the toilet, pull back the shower curtain, piss into the shower, and then just leave it?

I mean what the fucking fuck. "I don't want to stand in my own piss" Hello. Have you ever once been in a shower before. There is a constant barrage of hot, running water carrying the dirt from your body down the drain. That is where the piss goes. It doesn't fucking stagnate in the bottom of the tub because the rushing water of the fucking shower you're taking carries it down the drain.

Jesus H Christ.
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It's more a question of why? There's a device designed for peeing in right next to it. Pee before or pee after. Why pee on a surface that you step on, or bathe in, all in an effort to become clean?

I'm no germaphobe. I don't think this is going to make anyone sick. But why the laziness? What's the gain here?
 
civilstrife said:
It's more a question of why? There's a device designed for peeing in right next to it. Pee before or pee after. Why pee on a surface that you step on, or bathe in, all in an effort to become clean?

I'm no germaphobe. I don't think this is going to make anyone sick. But why the laziness? What's the gain here?
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Most of the time, people who pee in the shower do so because the hot water relaxed them. It's kind of like how I'll brush my teeth at the end of the night, but the sound of running water made me need to pee. I don't have to pee before I take my shower, and there's no reason to hold it until after the shower, or to rush my shower so I can pee in the toilet.
 
A Link to the Snitch said:
Most of the time, people who pee in the shower do so because the hot water relaxed them. It's kind of like how I'll brush my teeth at the end of the night, but the sound of running water made me need to pee. I don't have to pee before I take my shower, and there's no reason to hold it until after the shower, or to rush my shower so I can pee in the toilet.
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I see. I guess sounds don't have that effect on me.
 
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