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[LostDonkey]

Crotchless pantyhoes

Motorboat that bitch

Spit on it!!!

 

[AlteredForms]

Crotchless pantyhoes

Motorboat that bitch

Spit on it!!!

 

[German Hops]

German Hops Get those Texas girls on the speed dial my man.

 

[Morrie’s wig shop]

Thongs protect your feet as you walk around, while panties do not.

I haven’t heard anyone call flip-flops thongs in like 35 years lol

 

[Facism]

Panties tight round the muff but loose round the shitpipe

 

[22:22:22]

Can you explain this in detail with plenty of examples and as graphically as possible

Essy. Different asses benefit from different styles of underwear.

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[F0rneus]

I haven’t heard anyone call flip-flops thongs in like 35 years lol

I am ancient lol

 

[Putonahappyface]

100% thong.

 

[Morrie’s wig shop]

I am ancient lol

Lol I’m right there with you.

 

[Fart Knight]

Pastries.

 

[German Hops]

Pastries.

that Sara Jay profile pic, tho.

 

[German Hops]

You kinda biased your poll with your post.

Not really. I think we can trust grown men to know what they like.

 

[GutsOfThor]

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Thank GOD someone else picked Other.

I knew I wasn't the only one that prefers my women clad in newspaper sheets spray painted red with insulting statements about her sexual promiscuity and overall subservience to the Male.

 

[Rockondevil]

I haven’t heard anyone call flip-flops thongs in like 35 years lol

Could say the reverse if you move down under.

It’s a thong between your toes, what better name is there. Surely we don’t name everything by the sound it makes.
Just gonna nip down the the shops in my vroooom.

 

[Beastclaw Raider]

Thongs! Girlfriend only wears those, there's nothing sexier when she's only wearing that and a tshirt, it's driving me mad

 

[ReBurn]

Someone else's underwear is generally not something I think about

 

[ramuh]

Weekend is here.

 

[JC 1080P CRT]

jeans shorts are my weak point

Spoiler

Too bad they are kinda out of fashion almost everywhere.

Oh man, I know what you mean!

Spoiler

 

[Alex Anderson]

Thong panties.

 

[Nobody_Important]

To be honest for me there are sexy things about either of them so I don't really have a preference. Though as an aside I 100% take notice if I'm on a first or second date with a woman and we head back to her place or my place to.......*ahem*........HAVE SEX.......and I noticed that she has on sexy stuff. Because at that point it's pretty much as if she was ready to get it on regardless of how the date went since I know that shit isn't exactly the most comfortable things for women to wear. Not saying that it's a deal breaker or anything I'm just saying that I notice that kind of stuff.



Don't get me wrong I love a good lay, but it's always not quite as satisfying if they were planning on getting it anyway. The most satisfying times that I've had that happen is when I catch them in their cheap bras and granny panties. Because at that point I know that it was not expected and not planned for, but we ended up there anyway. And I am just enough of a dirtbag to take just a small amount of satisfaction in that.

 

[Joramun]

Soy boys are triggered by this post.

 

[Uhtred]

Commando baby!

 

[Dark Star]

everyone should just wear athletic compression boxer/briefs

 

[sumdumfuk]

It doesen’t matter as long as she’s a rimjob fiend enjoying giving that old shine box a spit, lol

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Thongs sound a lot cooler than they are in reality.
They're sort of titillating when you can see a thong peeking up over a waistband but if a woman is marching around in my bedroom in only her undergarments I much prefer panties, and frankly boy-shorts-style ones, to anything else, particularly if she actually has an ass that's worth anything.

 

[FunkMiller]

Either's fine with me, because I've made sure to find an ass that looks great in either.

 

[FunkMiller]

Thongs protect your feet as you walk around, while panties do not.

Ah, fucken hell, mate. Who let the bogan in?

 

[German Hops]

Someone else's underwear is generally not something I think about

 

[tkscz]

Panties, and not just any, but solid panties. None of that see threw or lacey stuff.

 

[Spaceman292]

I just want someone to love me

 

[poodaddy]

My wife's got a beautiful donkey, so I prefer thongs as I believe in freedom, as I'm a true blue American. Let the donkeys graze freely.

Also of note, if they're wearing a thong you just know they're gonna be in the mood, there's no question. No woman woke up in the morning and pulled floss up to their ass hole and walked around without hoping someone sees her glory and puts it to good use some time that day.

 

[EverydayBeast]

Oh man, I know what you mean!

Spoiler

 

[Soltype]

Not all ass look good in thongs, panties are a safer bet usually, Its a case to case basis.

 

[chromhound]

Don't care, as long as the cheeks gets clapped

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Oh man, I know what you mean!

Spoiler

Fix your image, nothings showing up. God damn forum noobs.

 

[22:22:22]

Depends..

Love the reactions because i meant it depends on the ass.

 

[22:22:22]

 

[Tams]

Thongs are not sexy and not comfortable for the woman.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Meh. Either way. When a woman doesn't wear a bra is when I take notice. Assuming she's not sagging down to her belly button.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Personally, I prefer them wearing nothing at all.

 

[ChorizoPicozo]

I am disappointed there is no NSFW tag.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I am disappointed there is no NSFW tag.

 

[navii]

I’ll take undies all day and night

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

Panties are the sexier underwear, thongs are the sexier swimwear, it's as simple as that.

There's something sexier in the context of underwear about seeing a woman's cheeks underneath tight cloth than a thong, but if she's on the beach, you got to let those buns get some sun!

 

[Hawking Radiation]

Gaf strikes again



This is why i love this place ❤

 

[Elysion]

For a lot of millenial women and younger, thongs have more or less just become standard underwear. Which makes me wonder, at what age will they decide to stop wearing thongs? Will there be a generation of grannies in fifty years who still wear thongs at the ripe old age of 85? I assume at some point they‘ll recognize that this kind of underwear is no longer appropriate for their age, and they‘ll just switch to normal panties, right? Same with things like tramp-stamps, which were incredibly common in the early 2000s; imagine some 80 year old grannie with one of those lol. We generally don’t see boomer or gen-x women walking around in mini-skirts either, even though those became popular in the 60s and 70s, so I hope younger women will show the same wisdom once they reach that age in regards to underwear.

 

[navii]

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Slingshot bikini

 

[Cyberpunkd]

I assume at some point they‘ll recognize that this kind of underwear is no longer appropriate for their age, and they‘ll just switch to normal panties, right?

Imagine all that trailer thrash moms in their 40s - that’s them in the future.