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[Davey Cakes]

Nah, Uncut dick = smelly dick cheese.

You're just rationalizing based on your own subjective viewpoint. If you currently had an uncut dick you'd probably be defending it.

So basically, it's a pointless argument and no one ever wins.

 

[Stet]

olive oil and balsamic vinegar for me

That sounds so good. With a little shaved manchego and arugula. Maybe some cracked black pepper.

 

[freenudemacusers]

How many dicks have you smelled?

Don't play me like a fool cuz that ain't cool
So what you need to do is let me smell your dick

 

[triplestation]

That sounds so good. With a little shaved manchego and arugula. Maybe some cracked black pepper.

i'd go easy on the machengo, though. don't wanna overwhelm the dick's natural flavor.

 

[freenudemacusers]

i'd go easy on the machengo, though. don't wanna overwhelm the dick's natural flavor.

Eh to be honest I just jumped on the crazed dick eating bandwagon. I don't really like the taste at all so I go heavy on the extras.

 

[Zee-Row]

My penis can beat your penis in a fight!

 

[clevecoug]

Hmm I've never masturbated or watched any kind of porno. In reading these replies I can see that I'm in a very small minority. Oh I'm married with 3 kids btw.

 

[Stet]

My penis can beat your penis in a fight!

From what we gather, your penis already looks like Stallone at the end of Rocky so it's a bittersweet victory.

 

[freenudemacusers]

My penis can beat your penis in a fight!

Bollocks.

 

[Zee-Row]

From what we gather, your penis already looks like Stallone at the end of Rocky so it's a bittersweet victory.

If it was a money in the bank match you could just take my title after i'm already exhausted.

 

[_Isaac]

I don't because of the whole uncircumcised thing.

 

[Lerozz]

I don't because of the whole uncircumcised thing.

Same.

 

[Electivirus]

Nope. I go raw.

 

[besada]

No, unless I'm using the fleshlight.

 

[AwesomePossum]

I only use napkins, and now it's the only texture that brings me to orgasm.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

A fist full of sand or chalk dust.

 

[friskykillface]

i don't use lube at all

 

[MidnightScott]

natural lube ftw

 

[Imm0rt4l]

Nope!

 

[Sai-kun]

Nah, Uncut dick = smelly dick cheese.

joke poster

 

[Log4Girlz]

No lube.

 

[Lerozz]

joke poster

You never know ...

 

[freenudemacusers]

joke poster

Well how many dicks have you smelled huh buddy?!

 

[NEOPARADIGM]

Don't play me like a fool cuz that ain't cool
So what you need to do is let me smell your dick

 

[Sai-kun]

Well how many dicks have you smelled huh buddy?!

it doesn't take any dick smelling to know that if you shower like a normal person, you literally don't have any bad smell.

 

[Switters]

I only use the finest v-neck sweaters.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I only use the finest v-neck sweaters.

Cashmere or angora?

 

[ThanksVision]

Yep, as others have said, I grab some chalk dust. I am lifting a weight, after all.

D'oh!

 

[Amagon]

Honestly, no lube and I'm cut

 

[Oozinator]

My lube is tears

 

[Replicant]

I'm uncut so no need for lube.

Feels good man.

 

[wenis]

wow, a lot of creepy serial killers in this place.

 

[HiroProtagonist]

 

[Snuggles]

You get a much better grip without it. Lube is for noobs.

 

[gobassgo]

I sit on my hand until it is numb and then I cry.

 

[triplestation]

You get a much better grip without it. Lube is for noobs.

Peasant fap is what this is called.

 

[_Isaac]

wow, a lot of creepy serial killers in this place.

Have you even answered the question?

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

Subtle way to re-ignite the gaf circumcision wars.