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Does it feel as good for women to poop as men? :goog_unsure:
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Ailynn
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Is it only good for men because we have prostates? Does it feel good for women to poop? Are there any men here that don't enjoy pooping?
(Sorry...I had to.)
Really though...is this for real? I've never heard of this before.
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kingwingin
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Love when a fat turd rips me in two
haxan7
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I want to know this too.
In case the ladies are wondering, we derive enormous pleasure from our dumps. We talk about them with our friends constantly, let each other know when we're pooping, how it went, the size, the shape, the color, if there were flushing problems, any notable features of the poop, where we pooped at, etc. The list goes on.
In case the ladies are wondering, we derive enormous pleasure from our dumps. We talk about them with our friends constantly, let each other know when we're pooping, how it went, the size, the shape, the color, if there were flushing problems, any notable features of the poop, where we pooped at, etc. The list goes on.
Real as a heart attack my friend.
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Macapala
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There's nothing like taking a good shit.
5secondrulesucks
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when i shit i eat it and shit out my own shit
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Chairman Tickles
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As a man, satisfying poop does not even come close to satisfying piss. Pissing is where its at. Most poops aren't even satisfying.
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5secondrulesucks
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ever pee through your ass? heaven
eddie4
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#TOTD
on topic: yes. especially when it ends up being a ghost poop.
on topic: yes. especially when it ends up being a ghost poop.
The king of all poops, in which when one goes to wipe one's nether regions after letting one fly, one discovers much to one's surprise that THERE IS NOTHING ON THE PAPER. The single most satisfying bowel movement that man is capable of.
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Cato
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Hear hear. This is fundamental truth.
J-Roderton
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Not even sure what to say.
Lupingosei
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infinitys_7th
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infinitys_7th
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Shouldn't Google+chan be a corpse?
L0wMax
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I thought a ghost poop meant that there's nothing in the toilet when you check to see the deed you dropped.
5secondrulesucks
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a ghost poop for me always had to have those 2 criteria
Red Crayon Aristocrat
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Yeah, I admit it, it feels good to take a big dump, you asked, I'll tell you.
It could indeed have something to do with the prostate.
It could indeed have something to do with the prostate.
5secondrulesucks
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do you read anime while on the john, john
Red Crayon Aristocrat
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No, but I read anime magazines.
infinitys_7th
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So, not to get too personal, but I have to get periodic prostate exams due to certain medical issues I have, and have had them since I was 20. It's the most uncomfortable thing in the world - it got me over my fear of needles and getting blood drawn because I dreaded it so much more. Ugh.
And then my ex-GF brought up trying stuff with me a few times. Nope!
haxan7
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So, not to get too personal, but I have to get periodic prostate exams due to certain medical issues I have, and have had them since I was 20. It's the most uncomfortable thing in the world - it got me over my fear of needles and getting blood drawn because I dreaded it so much more. Ugh.
And then my ex-GF brought up trying stuff with me a few times. Nope!
Papa
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Red Crayon Aristocrat
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There's a difference between a medical examination and stimulating for pleasure though.
You might want to still give the other a try.
infinitys_7th
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Not to get too personal (again), but I get this feeling like I have to pee and poop at the same time, like an intense nausea but not in my stomach. Very unpleasant.
I can't imagine the feeling would be that different - a palpitation is a palpitation, afterall - but then I probably just do not feel what other people do.
haxan7
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I'm a straight guy and I've stuck stuff up my butt but it's never felt like taking a big dump.
Maybe one of these days I'll get something large enough up there.
royox
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Don't you instantly lose your straight card if you do so?
Red Crayon Aristocrat
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I actually can't speak from experience because anal stimulation is mostly unexplored territory for me, but I've heard that it can be some super intense stuff, so I'd definitely be curious to try it and would just recommend everyone in general keep an open mind.
gela94
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Come on...
haxan7
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nope, the anus is equally capable of giving pleasure to both straight men and gay men.
it really just depends what you're comfortable with.
womfalcs3
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A piece of advice : women don't like anal. Porn is wrong. In fact, women hate it.
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E-Cat
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Tell that to my gf. She even has days when she's "ass horny" and won't take vanilla sex for an answer.
ThatStupidLion
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the prostate doesnt make pooping feel good. its because there are a bunch of nerve ending near the coccyx region, so all that movement and release of pressure sends you a feel good tingle.
brap
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A piece of advice: quit trying to speak for all women.
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